what if your script got SHELVED and you had to WRITE AN ENTIRELY NEW ONE IN A MONTH and you mom HIT YOU and your girlfriend FRACTURED HER FOOT and a BUS NEARLY CRASHED INTO YOU AND YOUR FRIEND and you LOST YOUR MAIN TWITTER ACCOUNT

@Cruisetacular every word just got worse huh

RT @LoverofKnights: is your bisexual crush really into you if he's not manhandling, pushing, bullying & dragging you around? https://t.co/…

@emeliadollhouse the way they do all this and act somehow more normal than dante and randal

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@agrosserlook luigi pre-face reveal lookalike competition

RT @agrosserlook: i'm laughing so hard at these photos im going to hack up my fucking lungs

@BrianBerkman the words "brian" "glazed" and "sabooschin" in the same conversation. oh, I'm sure

RT @The_GM_is_God: They think they’re them

RT @oldbutchdaniel:

RT @The_toxmhan: How the video editor felt after the editing the Montaya clip

RT @SIDE5WIPE: psh on pandora would be unbelievable. ugh

cute

damon daughter...

dante was greedy as fuck

RT @Xlad99: Clerks III (2022) dir. Kevin Smith

RT @francessonder: @veryhighcamp When we stopped ostracising grown men for liking children's cartoons (for children, shows with the primary…

RT @yumeeswim: [ clerks: the animated series ]

O Damon dear