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Comparison is the thief of joy. Unless ur comparing urself to some loser. And then it rules!
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Last night in the pub in London I was speaking briefly to some girls in the queue for bathrooms, completely benign and grand stuff, and then when I went into the cubicle I heard them doing a derogatory Irish accent saying the word “potato” lol. Just an incredibly crap country
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I was walking home last night and I saw a young teenage girl in bits crying and I asked her was she ok, and she was up from rural Mayo to see Dua Lipa and she bought a pizza and was bringing it back to her hotel and someone ran by and stole the pizza out of her hands 💀💀💀
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@seanbeegee
She IS playing after super incongruent songs for me automatically but I also think Spotify is just shit now
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OK, and he said this on national radio did he
Graham Linehan: 'I've been disappeared as a person because of my beliefs'.
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Where would you even buy a top like this
Brexit negotiations in the middle of a deadly pandemic? What could go wrong!
Here's what you missed from the Michel Barnier press conference...
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I hate London, I hate the Brits and importantly I hate the Brits here in London. Cheers
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I do like getting back to ireland. The taxi driver asked me had I come back from anywhere nice and I replied “no - London” and we both laughed heartily
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When I was canvassing for Repeal, Claire Byrne held a badly produced TV panel discussion one night. The next day canvassing, it came up on nearly every door. People believed the misleading and harmful things that were said on RTE. The
#Liveline
discussions on trans rights matter.
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I blanched and peeled a load of plum tomatoes, and the skins are in a bowl. I googled 'what can you do with tomato skins'. The pubs need to reopen now. Right fucking now. This can't go on.
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Why on earth is "delete just for me" an option on Whatsapp. When you're frantically trying to delete something you don't want seen, it just means you can no longer see it or delete it, but everyone can still see it. The Grand High Torturer of options on any app
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Funny to think it’s now 2022 with all this bizarre and entirely manufactured “anti drag queen around kids” energy when Shirley Temple Bar was doing Telly Bingo without causing anyone an ounce of harm in 2001
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They had the nerve to put up a shit print of the Tivoli on the wall in the Staycity Apartments it was knocked down for them to build!
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Fibber Magees smoking area, the Londis on Westmoreland St near O’Connell Bridge, the old newsagent The Gate that used to serve wine in the middle of the night, Busaras, and the Penneys in Artane communal changing rooms
There is a concept known as “thin places”, where it is said that the veil between this world and the next is thin. You can sense the numinous around you, even if you cannot describe it.
Where have you been that felt ‘thin’?
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This tweet, which he replied to 2 minutes after it was posted despite the fact he was not tagged in it, is clear and damning evidence of, uh, Alan's obsessive stalking alright
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"What's the most fucked-up little milk you idiots have" - me to the barista
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Shut up!!! Shut up!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
sabrina carpenter: what do you mean we need to break up?
barry keoghan: i sart of think we should see other porsons
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*puts up a photo in no way demonstrating the recommended 2 metres of physical distance between people*
🥰 social distancing x 🍹
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Ideally, at a glance, you would be able to tell that this is in fact against racism rather than promoting it. Thats just my take though
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I have plenty to say about the state of disrepair and neglect in Dublin but when I see someone who doesn’t live here saying this stuff I feel… murderous with rage…
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I see the woke snowflake brigade are cancelling Eddie Hobbs now, just cos he believes in a new world order led from an Elysium, the Davosman vision of cybernetic humanity, and that we are being programmed by climate extremism moving centre stage to self imprison by the FEAR media
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I can’t even identify this food. Ham..? Omelettes? Pancakes??? YOI CANNOT PREMAKE THESE 🫣
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I brought her over to a kebab shop and gave her boyfriend a cigarette and told her my friend
@Barrywfinnegan
calls Castlerea 'Castlevegas' to cheer her up, which it did. I asked was the concert good at least and she said not really cos Dublin is so scary lmao
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Yes!!! Terry… help me!!!
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If you ever disagree with a former boss at a later stage on an unrelated issue, you’ve got to go back and give them all your savings and also subsequent earnings. Sad but it’s true, and makes a lot of sense. I am very smart
Funny how these actors’ determination to distinguish themselves from JK Rowling never extends to giving back the money and career her films gave them
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rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift
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I don’t care about the content of the post but I have to say “rid red raw” is one of the most powerfully disgusting phrases I’ve ever come across to the extent I feel genuinely startled
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Tried to say “that’s great” and “great stuff” to a delivery man there and instead I ended up saying “that’s stuff” 👍
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Imagine it was Home Alone and they leave Kevin behind but then they get on the plane and it’s 9/11
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Noel Fielding used to have me blocked on Twitter. I tweeted “funny how we used to find Noel Fielding attractive back in the day but now you’d move if he sat beside you on the bus” or sthg. Didn’t tag him ofc, but he must name search. Hope he’s enjoying the name searching today!!
how have I only just learned this revolting information through the group chat, what the fuck
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The idea that I used to ever in my life get up, get ready, and physically trudge into an office and attend work with a hangover is so deeply alien to me now that it could be science fiction
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Just heard a little boy say “did you hear Michael D Higgins wants to cancel homework?” to another as they got off the Luas. Even the most precocious child at any point in history before couldn’t name a proposed policy of the President. This man is playing three dimensional chess
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There’s a whole generation of kids who won’t know cans of Coke aren’t meant to be that shape
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Kirstie Allsopp surprise trans rights queen... Haven't been this enamoured by her since she tweeted about accidentally eating one of her airpods
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One ray of light in this grim couple of days is the crime corr on RTE saying with a straight face that some of the looters left their shoes behind when they ran off with new runners, and the old shoes are being sent for forensic examination
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The framing of this story from the outset, and consistently thereafter, has been wrong. He was put on leave because he went ape at his principal in public at school event. He was arrested because he repeatedly showed up somewhere he was barred from. The pronouns are a side show.
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A lot of things about Irish twitter started making more sense to me when I realised a lot of middle aged people come on here drunk
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Was walking down Francis Street and passed a window with a train set made of Lego and other colourful stuff. My mother saw it and remarked pleasantly "Must be a creche!" and I had to tell her it was actually the offices of an events management company.
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Find yourself someone who looks at you the way the Irish Times looks at Australia <3
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I can't believe the overnight-successful 22 year old influencer whose clothing empire is built on borderline slave labour isn't sound ideologically on capitalism
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Earlier on I went into the halal shop near me for a jar of tahini. I paid for it with contactless on my phone and when I leaned my phone across we could both see that my browser was open to the page for “tahini” on Wikipedia 🤦🏻♀️
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Ireland has come through a decade of unprecedented and condensed discussion around human rights, bodily autonomy, personal freedom, collective social responsibility, etc, with the two referendums we passed. This was despite, not because, of the political establishment and media.
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One thing we are not going to do in this country is import a completely manufactured culture war about trans people from the toxic UK commentariat and news media, when we’ve had gender self identification set out in in law with literally zero problems since since 2015
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I’ve started enjoying my daily antigen test. It’s nice to have a little task.
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When I was working in Daily Edge, I used the word culchie in a piece and someone emailed me to tell me I was “racist”
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Test positivity of 24.38%!! That's a terrible result. Coronavirus better hit the books or else it's going to get terrible marks in its Leaving Cert hahaha. No but seriously, that is bad.
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I don't think people should list off and count the number of books they read annually with a set target and running total. Not because it encourages junk reading/gamification of reading, but because it is almost certainly more than I'll read, and it hurts my feelings. Thank you.
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Some culchie gals are coming for me cos Castlerea is in Roscommon not Mayo. I know that ladies. They’re on the same train line and I was imitating the train driver voice to make the girl laugh! Relax! Focus on yourself!
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There is something undeniably attractive about a man who earnestly enjoys and likes pop music and something undeniably repulsive about a man who thinks he’s above it
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Yesterday the woman doing my nails remarked on how absorbed I was in my game so I showed her Spelling Bee and she instantly got the pangram by looking at it for just a second. Told her she’s a natural through gritted teeth
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When I was 14 or 15 my very first boyfriend was talking to me via MSN Messenger about the famous heavy metal guitarist Dimebag Darrell from the band Pantera, who was shot on stage and died. I replied “more like Deadbag Darrell” and he blocked me
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"I see you're trying to delete something. Would you like to just make it way worse instead?"
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Father John Misty crowd and the Morrissey crowd facing off in the dickhead Olympics, doing a sort of West Side Story dance fight in the streets of south inner city Dublin
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Made a really weird noise with my mouth while ordering coffee from the nice girl in my regular place, it's sad but going to have to call in a food safety complaint and get them shut down permanently ... it's the only solution
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Don't let that momentum go to waste, or become warped by bad faith actors, and be turned against one of the most vulnerable groups of people in society. The media might not be better than this, sadly, but I think the general public is.
#Livelive
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Obsessed with how they get the random blonde woman to say what everyone is thinking at the end, but in the most crude manner possible
i'm obsessed with the aussie twins who share a boyfriend and have to do literally everything the same
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The modern day Irish news cycle is such that Enoch Burke appears now as a fortnightly palate cleanser. Controversy, cabinet decision, gaffe, Dáil debate, Enoch Burke courtroom fandango, repeat
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If this guy came for my neck I would place heavy stones into the pockets of my disgusting trousers and walk into the Liffey
This is nothing personal to Ryan Reynolds. but he consistently wears his pants too tight, so his photos are illustrative.
Here's something easy you can check for when buying pants. 🧵
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Increased, multi-year funding in mental health. Enhanced school education policy, with additional funding. Funding for rape crisis centres and refuges. More social workers. Comprehensive reform of the policing around gender based crimes, sexual violence and domestic abuse.
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They should make a booze that doesn’t have all the bad effect… Do I have to think of everything
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I love
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Saw a small boy this morn with a Gryffindor school bag. It gave me no pleasure, well OK a bit, to have to inform him that he’s paid money directly into the coffers of one of the world’s most influential transphobes and he is cancelled. He was crying as I left so I think he got it
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Last week I went into Aldi and got myself a €2 bunch of pink roses on impulse as I was in the queue to buy antigen tests. They are so nice and have lasted so well and even though it's a tiny thing they are making me happy.
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I did my masters thesis on the concept of emotional labour. The proper definition is when you have to wash your child’s hair and then talk to the older one as well, in the same two hour period
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What is the deal with the way half of the Helen James range in Dunnes is tasteful thrown pottery style delph in earthy tones and the other half is mugs with “immersion mammy arse out” or whatever slapped on them
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I think the worst thing in the world - yes, defo the worst thing - is when some sleeveen makes a move to skip you in a queue, but you clock them so then they fall back but ‘magnanimously’ say “Go ahead there”. Yeah I will go ahead! I was in front of you! Anyway, I got arrested
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As someone from Dublin I don’t feel even vaguely qualified to argue with people from the north about partition or outcome of elections in the north etc, wouldn’t even occur to me it’s something I could do. Then you log onto twitter and see actual Brits living in London at it lol
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(thinking on my feet) Dublin was ALWAYS a shit hole! No wait, uh. Shut up
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*slaps the roof of Trinity*
this baby can fit so many normal people in it
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Ask him why they charge €1 for tap water in Wallace’s taverna as well please
I asked Daly and Wallace whether it was coherent for Daly to campaign against the use of lawsuits to suppress media while making use of the old legal approach themselves.
In response to these questions they called security and asked for me to be barred from parliament buildings.
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The Burke children are all engaged in an embattled, lifelong game of sibling rivalry to win the attention and unattainable affection of their mother. This is something Enoch is currently winning by having been imprisoned and his goal is never let this premier position go.
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