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@veggieslutt

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18+//yer stripper, aerialist, vegan bae

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@veggieslutt
J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
Trump isn't the first old white dude to promise me $1000, believe it when I see it
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
if onlyfans isn't a job why do I fucking hate it so much
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Being a stripper has made me really bold, lmao. A man making me uncomfortable? I dont fucking think so, I'll stare that mf down and embarrass him in front of everyone. Wants to talk to me for free? Laugh in his fucking face. I hate you all and I'm not afraid anymore.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
If you tell a SW you "respect them too much" to tip them just know you don't respect them at all. Would you tell that to your bartender friend? Hair dresser? Tattoo artist? Get fucked.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
yall really are obsessed with us!
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
I wish this on every bitch who tries on our look for aesthetic and jokes 🥰
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
Soo last week it was "all hail jlo for all the grace and strength it takes to pole dance" and this week its "strippers don't deserve money to help pay their medical bills bc they should be saving every dollar they have in case they ever fall" 🙄 I'm tired
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
I'm a self respecting women and this is my favorite @JIDsv line ever so bye 🤣🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Porn has really made men think we like our titties being sucked way more than we do. I mean, I speak for myself, but it just reminds me of a fucking child nursing and I have to laugh 😂😂😂
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Can you believe I look like me and men think $40 is too much to touch my naked body and have me grind on them LMFAO
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
When you're a SW and you and your man get in a fight...like first of all Mike would never talk to me like this 💁‍♀️🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
petition to stop giving out $1's at the strip club. $5+ only. inflation.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
when onlyfans girl ask for newbie stripping advice 🤣🤣🤣 my advice? don't ever be a stripper lolol
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
@IsaArjo @bbambz I wish these videos would talk about how the commercial fishing industry is responsible for 40% of plastic waste in the ocean AND responsible for mass overfishing which is one of the main reasons there will be more plastic in the ocean than fish by 2048. Boycott fish over straws.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Last night a custie was telling me about his kids.He goes "I have two daughters, ope, I mean one daughter and one son. Still working on the pronouns. His mom doesnt like it but I tell her she better be careful what she says to him, I know the suicide rate is high for trans teens"
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
I hate when civvies talk shit about strip club patrons, saying they must all be fucking creeps like shut up Karen don't talk about Mike like that he pays all my bills!!🤬
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
"most men don't want to date a stripper" and most of us don't wanna date you?? why yall acting like you fighting us off?? 🤣🤣 my bitches are too bad to even be giving you the time of day and yall arguing about how you won't date us 😂 GOOD leave us alone.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
I can't believe civs really believe we "need" them to "normalize" sex work by them pole dancing as if "normalizing" is going to stop violence against us. baby we are working on decrim and you're worried about an Instagram photo op, please sit down.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
the term sugar daddy is meaningless at this point 🤣🤣🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
why do men always comment on how extra soft our skin is? are the civs not exfoliating? I'm confused.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
SEX WORK IS DEGRADING!! WORK FOR $7.25 AN HOUR INSTEAD!! RESPECT YOURSELF!
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5 years
@Buxxxom @KaelaNicole7 for survival? i'm pretty sure i just drove down a street and saw Now Hiring signs at McDonalds, Wendys, Dunkin, the dollar store, lmaooo. Y'all can survive without hoeing around
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
which one of yall gave this weasel strip club manager a platform to speak on us? they got him on podcasts and everything now telling OUR stories and laughing about them with other men 😒
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Men when you stand up to take them to VIP with your pleasers on
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
one thing they don't tell you about having a lot of consistent regulars is by the time they start to be less consistent your hustle is absolutely destroyed from relying on them 😆
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
mom can you pick me up thee FB strippers are claiming they make $500k a year again
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
you ever meet a girl who "used to be a stripper" and you can tell it was only for like...a month? 💀
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Do not. Do not. DO NOT APPROACH A STRIPPER SITTING BY HERSELF UNLESS YOU INTEND TO BUY SOMETHING. Why does this have to be said?!
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
as a conversationalist stripper it's so funny when girls try to shark my cuties the second I go to the bathroom bc like babe...we've built a connection, he's obsessed he's in love I know his dogs name you don't stand a chance 🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
SWers that just openly talk about how much money they make it front of a group of civs frighten me. It's literally a jump scare every time I hear it come out of their mouth like omg!!
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
"im tired of onlyfans, how can I get all the benefits of being a stripper without ever being touched or being uncomfortable?" 😶😶😶😶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
a man last night told me "the dances are kinda expensive here" and I just had to be like have you been to a fucking grocery store lately? a bag of bagels is $7. yesterday's price ain't today's price mother fucker.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
11 months
day shift is weird bc why am I naked on a construction workers lap at noon?
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
when I tell him he can't lick my butthole in vip
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
I want all my strippers to think about all the times you've seen a fellow dancer and beem like "wow she is perfect holy shit" and just know as many times as you've thought it, someone also thought it about you 💕
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
I love when women customers are at your stage and they're like "isn't it so much better when a pretty girl is throwing the money on you?" and it's like....I do not care how attractive or the gender of whoever is throwing money as long as its getting thrown but sure babe!!
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
why do the girls look at me weird when I say I prefer to talk to customers that are 40-70 years old lol like I need him in long socks and new balances and divorced 3 times pleaseeee
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Yall "how do I sell feet pics!?!?!" bitches are annoying
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
Zack from love is blind joking with everyone that he's a stripper and then telling his tragic story about how his mom was a stripper like it was the worst thing that she could ever be and like he wanted sympathy for it was so fucking ICK
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
11 months
*strippers who people have given literally hundreds of thousands of dollars to simply bc of thier looks, body, and charm* "am I ugly?"
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
I love when customers get shook that the police walk through the VIP on busy weekends. Like yeah, buddy, they really are out here trying to fucking arrest us for no reason. It's real. Fucking do something about it.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
@YungPoleMaster Omg his straddle dismount is so controlled 😩🥺
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
it's crazy these girls are full face out on escort/sb tiktok, showing where they eat, what hotels they stay at, literally everything for likes and clout 😬😬
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Recently I told my bff about my old youth pastor trying to groom me and she had an identical story lmao wow. Watch your fucking kids with these men who use religion as a cover to get close to your children. Matter of fact, just skip the whole "youth group" thing all together.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
I hate when dudes say "I know you want it" when you're dancing for them lmao ok robin thick my pussy just dried tf up
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
When I was a barely 18 I was dating a 26 year old. I went to the bar with him and his friend one night & when I introduced myself this guy turned my hand over to reveal the huge underage X, looked at my bf, and gave me a "really? again?" type look. I got mad, but bless that man.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
I hate when customers tell me I'm nicer than the other girls, that is not the goal and they're probably not nice bc you're broke and they found out faster than me 😩
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
watching the dj walk out with 2x as much money as every girl here is 😡😠😩😫🤯☹😪🥲
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
A guy had a stack of 1's on the table last night and told me to take what I deserved, I took the whole stack and he called me selfish 😇😇😇 I said oh you like cheap stuff? He shut up 😂
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Christmas is fucking stupid. Watching my friends say they have to "put off" christmas til January bc they cant afford toys for their kids is fucking stupid. Making your friends and family stress to buy you a materialistic item is fucking sttuuupidddd.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
I know you think about us in the shower, PornHub in ya browser, fantasize about the pussy power. Think about us with your hand on your trousers 🎶
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
i'm jealous of the new girl ~
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
been telling guys at the club we can't be together bc they're not vegan and it works and gets them to stop asking me 🤣🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Me when I go as a patron to the club in a city I'm visiting
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
I just found out our (now ex) DJ assaulted THREE of our under 21 girls before one of them came forward and said something because they didn't want to "start drama in the club." We have to be better in making women feel safe enough to report and come forward 😞
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
In all my time dancing I've never met a man with money who talks about it beforehand. If you got it, you don't talk, you spend $$$
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
I asked what this dude was drinking and he goes "a 12 year scotch" like i wouldnt know what that is lmao, I was like o...macallan? And he looked all surprised and then took a SHOT OF IT lol first of all I have bottle of 18 year at home, second of all why did you just shoot scotch
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
a man tried to tell me a $50 dance was too expensive and I told him my lipgloss costs more than that and it worked 😆
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
he's a 5 but he tips every girl generously in the club, buys dances every time you ask, never asks for your number, and leaves when he runs out of money
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
nobody talks more loudly about being a swer then a side hustle OF girl 💀
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
And I just 😭😭😭❤❤❤ all I could say was how hes so lucky to have a dad like him that cares. He then said my favorite words "it's just money" and took me to VIP for hours. A fucking MAN 🙌🙌😋🤗😘
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Protect men who say "WOW" during lap dances.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
thinking of the time I asked to use a tricks bathroom and
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
the worst thing a custie/client can do is be like "I've spent so much on you, I pay your rent/bills/trips" like no bitch I pay them because I'M fucking working
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
men are so boring and bad at conversation. will literally tell them I'm a performance artist that does flow arts, eats fire, does aerial, performs at other night clubs and festivals and they'll be like "so what else do you do?" like sir there is only 24 hours in a day??
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
"I would love to just wear cute outfits and dance on stage" ☠☠☠💀💀💀☠💀☠💀☠
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
11 months
it's almost that time of year again when people put those inflatable costumes on and pole dance and everyone thinks it's the funniest shit they've ever seen
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Are we ever gunna talk about the fact that a lot of women DO wear makeup bc they feel like they have to? How many times have you heard a friend say shes looks like "actual human garbage" without eyeliner? Or we just gunna keep pretending its ONLY about art...?
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
@tyrathetaurus "I know a lot of vegans and-" really?? bc im vegan and I don't even know a lot of vegans 💀💀
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
7 years
I wish I was as rich as vegans are apparently supposed to be 😂
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
White cis SW complaining about being too alternative to make money....shut up and put on a blonde wig then lmao
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
just read a thread about a gen z crying that Millinials weren't groomed on the internet like they were and they had access to internet at such a young age and it harmed them and like...LOL babe we had the internet with NO CENSORSHIP in the 5th grade bffr 🤣🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
men really want the fucking most for $15 a month, literally 50 cents a day. I don't want to be a constant internet personality pretending I'm always fucking a dildo, pretending I never have a day off or have a life fuck this shittttt
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
11 months
a 25 year old customer just asked if every club fired you as soon as you turn 30 💀
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 months
sometimes when I feel guilty for not working every day to make as much as possible I have to remind myself that rest and free time are one of the luxuries afforded to me by doing sw and I should use every drop
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
is it bc im a swer that I find hyper sexual and vulgar people very annoying? like you're doing too damn much and for free. I'm not talking about NOTHING nasty to anyone unless I'm in a VIP room.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
I kinda wanna put a book in our locker room called "What's the dumbest shit you've heard today? Write it here and let it go" and then illustrate it and publish it when it's full 🤣🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
it's so funny when men in the club do the soft rejection where they're like "so when do you go on stage next?" 🤣🤣
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
I just cut off my most draining, irritating, obsessive regular and this is your sign to do the same because there will always be more money and you don't need that stressful shit on top of everything else that sw entails 💕
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Can we stop pretending the clit is that fucking hard to find? Men don't care to find it, that's why they don't. Not bc it's some mystical button that only a few can press, they literally just don't give a fuck and you pretending it's hard makes them try even less
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Before I was a stripper I was so punctual lol
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
when he finds out the dance isn't $20
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Who would read my strip club stories? 😂☕
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
It makes me giggle when civvies say "ugh why would my man need to get a lap dance from a STRIPPER when he could get one from ME for FREE" bc hunny trust you cant give a lap dance like me 😂😂
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
it's so funny when women customers are like "omg I would be so scared of my coochie falling out in those thongs how do you keep it in???" like babe idgaf if it's falls out I'm literally a stripper
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
literally lol esp white swers, "omggg no club with hire me bc I have a blue mullet and a Baphomet tattoo across my forehead booohoooo im so judged and misunderstood"😩😩
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2 years
as a white alternative person, i’ve noticed many other white alternative people using the way they dress as a way to feel oppressed. at the end of every day you go home and take your makeup off and change your clothes. the lululemon girl you saw at the mall doesn’t care about you
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
8 months
thats not heaven, it's a denver strip club
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This what you see when you get to heaven.
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
If all my regulars wanna know what I'm spending the money they give me on....
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
2 years
I'm sorry what the fuck is a "pole name" hahahahaha
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
Me watching girls at the club on stage
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5 years
Looks like Megan thee Stallion has at least one new fan. 🤣 | 📹: @808snCarShakess
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
pole fitness bitches who can't even invert and twerk poorly their whole video love to talk about how ITS A SPOOORRTTT ITS NOT SEXXUUAALL
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
@th3_s1ght trueeeee
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
1 year
my dom complex just cost me so much money last night omg why do I think im my friends sugar daddy??????
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
4 years
idk why it annoys me when OF girls cry about people being mean to them because of their job...like yeah...everyone hates swers...get used to it???? 😶😆
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3 years
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
5 years
This bitch just asked me if I wanted to go have some "free fun" with her and her man LMFAO sorry girl idk what "free fun" means tf😂😂
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
3 years
her whole account is cringe but girl what lollll don't give men these reasons to date a stripper 💀💀💀
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J. Hazel 💋Ⓥ
11 months
someone being mean to you doesn't make them a narcissist, someone breaking up with you doesn't make them a narcissist, someone lying to you doesn't make them a narcissist...yall really need to let that word go and stop diagnosing people just bc you don't like them/they rejected u
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