Monkey D. Vegan 🍉🌱 ⓥ
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he/him ❤️ love my girlfriend @heretofly1 ❤️Cataloging my #vegan journey,  this page is for my meals, vegan shitposting, anime, gym and random thoughts. 30
Joined May 2020
Want crispy and crunchy tofu? Here’s how I do it (a step by step thread)
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Just gonna leave this here
Should women go to jail for falsely accusing anyone of rape?.
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Me when the only vegan options are a salad and french fries
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Nothing more beautiful than a dozen vegan donuts
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My probably not great vegan thoughts:.Raw: that’s fine it’s vegan.Undercooked: that’s fine it’s vegan.Expired: that’s fine it’s vegan.
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I want vegan restaurants to go wild with veggies/homemade stuff, every restaurant seems to have beyond burgers at this point.
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World vegan day would be on a Monday, the day all vegan restaurants are closed.
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This emoji 🍔 has been a beyond burger the whole time and meat eaters have no clue they are using vegan emojis.
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Took me nearly a year of being vegan, but I finally tried making a tofu scramble!
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Just assume If it’s on my plate it’s vegan. “I thought you didn’t eat cheese”.It’s vegan . “But doesn’t that have *blank* in It” .It’s vegan . “You can’t eat burgers”.It’s. Always. Vegan.
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I keep being told as a vegan I need to eat steak. So I made a butternut squash steak dinner, with chimichurri, garlic and chives mashed potatoes, and pan seared asparagus
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If you stop being vegan you weren’t a vegan, you were on a diet.
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The vegan options when eating out last night were banging
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Vegetarians know they can eat foods labeled vegan, just label It vegan instead of vegetarian.
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Don’t tell anyone but… before I was vegan… I wasn’t vegan.
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Person making my pizza: “the vegan cheese is way too salty”. Me in my head: the other ones are way too murdery.
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Bell pepper stuffed bell peppers, please do not ask for the recipe as I will not be sharing It
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Office party to celebrate a coworkers birthday! I LOADED my plate with all the vegan options they had
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“I know I didn’t bring a dish that was vegan so you can’t eat it but did you at least bring a dish for everyone?”. My blood was boiling.
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Vegan Buffalo chicken wings with a side of vegan ranch, vegan carrots and vegan celery
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My partner got me a monthly plant subscription that teaches you how to take care of plants and sends progressively harder plants to take care of each month! This is the first one that we got!
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Pretty wild I had to pay $36 for this, but that is the price of being a vegan
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Still can’t believe I got blocked just because I asked them to shut down forever, It did not seem like an unreasonable request
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The pros of Earth Balance Cheddar squares:.1. Better tasting than Cheez-it’s .2. Not a Kellogg product.3. Way less cruel to animals
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You already know they HOOKED IT UP for the vegan at the wedding
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My friend legally has to bring up he had a bad vegan cupcake 5 years ago once a week and that’s why vegan food sucks.
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Our grill will never have an animal product cooked on it, that’s the only rule
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Gelatin is literally one of the most disgusting products and it’s literally in candy.
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Santa likes vegan cookies better. He told me.
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Hey you, vegan, If your reading this, keep up the good work!.
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Didn’t feel like cooking tomorrow since I’m the only Vegan so I got this from a vegan restaurant in town! Oh my goodness this looks amazing
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I bought vegan chili today… It wasn’t $36… should I be concerned it’s not vegan?.
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Every vegan in my area is planning on getting KFC today, it’s going to be like a meet up.
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I do more research in the Wine aisle trying to find a vegan wine than I did on any paper in school.
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Family owned farms really have people believing they ask each cow politely for milk.
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A chef who can’t make a decent vegan dish is a shitty chef and I will die on this hill.
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As a poor person, my favorite thing to be called as a vegan is classist.
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Mitochondria is to cell is what bean is to vegan.
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Vegan turkey is substantially better than the animal version.
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I feel like the UK is just tormenting us at this point
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You call your significant other honey. and still wanna call yourself a vegan? I’ve got news for you 😤.
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It contains milk, eggs, and homophobia.
Today, Chick-fil-A announced the test of a one-of-a-kind plant-forward entrée, the Chick-fil-A™ Cauliflower Sandwich. Beginning Monday, Feb. 13, the sandwich will be available in three select markets. Read more:
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This Vegan Monte Crisco was out of this world
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When did meat eaters become so sensitive and easily triggered?. Thought y’all were supposed to be so tough but tofu makes y’all throw tantrums
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I’m so vegan I started turning into a pumpkin
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A friend saw seaspiracy and now is done with seafood, they came up to me and asked about vegan shrimp? Any good brands? Especially ones available online.
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First attempt at vegan spam musubi! Super delicious!
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Officially completed one full lap around the sun as a vegan, I can’t wait to complete the rest of my laps around the sun as a vegan.
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My mom once told me, don’t rule out eating meat If you hit hard times. I’m unemployed and still vegan as hell.
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Keto might be the worst dietary trend to grace planet earth.
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If you don’t like vegan food, you can’t like Oreos, Sour Patch Kids or Twizzlers. I don’t make the rules.
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I am obsessed with tofu, specifically garlic chili oil tofu
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I’m still shocked that an anti death and torture stance, veganism, is considered extreme.
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Can we start a vegan positivity thread? Say something nice about a vegan below:.
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I think “fuck the dairy industry” at least once a day, and that’s my bare minimum.
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Me at my candy section that doesn’t have the vegan Reece’s
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You're car has horsepower and you say your a vegan?
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Santa called and told me he likes oat milk better.
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Yearly reminder these aren’t vegan because they have wool in them
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We met some vegetarians that couldn’t go vegan because of cheese. but they only had tried da*ia. after they try our vegan cheese recommendations we might have some new vegans!.
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Treaded myself to a vegan riblet sandwich for my birthday! Damn It was good!
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It’s apparently fake but still a terrible video that gives so many people ideas. Has nearly 100k likes which means 100k people like the idea of what’s happening in the video.
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Will the McDonald’s vegan fries have beyond beef tallow in them?.
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Someone on Facebook asked a restaurant If they could make their one vegan option not vegan. ma’am you have the whole menu.
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Don’t let a social construct like breakfast prevent you from eating hummus whenever you want.
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Someone just told my girlfriend “you won’t be able breastfeed since your vegan”. .
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I think this is some of the best tofu I’ve had! Gochujang Tofu!
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Me driving right past no-vegan-Crunchwrap-having-Taco Bell today
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9.6 million Americans are Vegan, If we pool the 600 dollar stimulus It would give us 5.7 billion dollars. We can totally create a self sustaining welcoming vegan community for that, just saying.
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At a party, the host pulls me aside and says “hey I went to a vegan restaurant and told them to take care of you for tonight, hope that’s okay” . Yes. Yes it is.
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In 1.5 months that Loopy leaf has been open, my partner and I have brought 14 non-vegans friends to this all vegan restaurant. I will not stop till I bring everyone I know here.
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Really appreciate my boss getting a slice of vegan cheesecake for me when It came time to celebrate a birthday in the office
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French toast with blackberries and a side of bacon
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I was not exaggerating
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Even though everything is vegan at this restaurant, I love that this comes in all the burgers
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