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After today's result, no player should come out to complain about fans not showing up and filling stadiums.
"We played Colombia in DC and 70% of the stadium was Colombia fans 😢"
Yeah bc they're a team worth spending hundreds of dollars on to see in person. Y'all aren't.
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Mexico fans being homophobic as if their team doesn't have 2 dads, dfkm
The match has been stopped due to discriminatory chanting.
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@IJL711
@cathyrusson
@KlasfeldReports
@LawCrimeNetwork
Reminder that if a doctor makes a non-lethal, non-life-threatening mistake, they can be still be sued for malpractice. They either have to pay the settlement out of pocket, unless they have liability insurance, which they have to pay for themselves. Either way, they have to pay
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@UsurpedPoetGee
@zedonarrival
Godly Excel skills then. I had no idea you could make graphics this nice in Excel
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@FalloutNewVirus
@ng_ukraine
No, you’re supposed to feel bad for all the Ukrainians that aren’t Nazis, so like 95% of them.
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@wezzyupnext
@WorldWideWob
"I'm close to Lebron than you are to me" -Brian Scalabrine
Never forget
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@blue_mose
@lackingsaint
“America is a gang masquerading as a government” or something like that, heard that quote last year
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CHRISTIAN PULISIC RAHHHHHH. THAT’S MY GOAT. WHAT A MOVE TO SRAW THE FOUL AND THEN BURY THE FK
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@LongLiveThe51s
Someone once pointed out to me that he doesn’t have “cool guy shit” like a Ranger tab or SF tab and could probably still hunt you to the ends of the earth
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@ChristoFBG
@thejstoobs
Being a pedo-rapist is ok if you did it a long time ago according to this genius
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@N0ghl
@Biz_Ukraine_Mag
Not to mention this stifles the anti-war movement. People are less likely to stand up to Moscow if they won’t be able to seek safety outside their borders. You can’t expect people to continue protesting against the war and also deny them safety from prosecution at the same time.
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@rmballs
@BigMeanInternet
Right. I feel like 40 people don’t usually beat up a smaller group of people unprovoked. That doesn’t sound like something that happens frequently. Especially if the 40 are sober and thinking straight
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@AceFrahm
@gregrthomas
They didn’t deface it. They hung a banner. If they spray painted it or carved it into the rock, that’d be defacing. But they didn’t because who tf does that
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@LustrousLynx
Once again, teaching liberals the word tankie was the biggest mistake of the 21st century
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@jacejacejaceja
@dharkcleric692
@JetsenSunday
@deeplore5
@KEEMSTAR
“Mr. Smith, are you married? Do you have any kids”
“Yes I have a wife and we’re expecting.”
*no reaction*
“Mr. Smith, are you married? Do you have any kids?”
“Yes I have a husband and we’re looking to adopt.”
*furious reaction, accusations of grooming*
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@EllieGabalus
“You were swatted so you worked with the cops to prevent it. Curious.” -🤓
This is one of those situations where there’s really nothing else you can do? How else are you supposed to address being swatted?
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“How can he be racist if he played peekaboo with a black kid that one time?” Do you hear yourself?
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Disappointed but not surprised by the bootlickers I've seen claiming Tyre Nichols would still be alive "if he just complied." Did you clowns even watch the bodycam footage? He did comply. After they pulled him out of his car and threw him to the ground without telling him what he
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@Tyre_94
It’s the complete opposite of funny, and this makes her more qualified to call for reparations imo
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@Realpolitrik
>Neutral on isis and Armenia
>Proceeds to immediately check location
>You already know 🇬🇧
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@KingChris_2
@tracedontmiss
@LegionHoops
I remember when a reporter went around to different hotels where NBA teams usually stay, and he asked housekeeping and room service staff which players were known for tipping the most, being the friendliest, etc.
Russ and Steph were some of the most common names.
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@matifoxe
@firstemmandment
If it was someone protesting the killing of an unarmed black guy, they probably would’ve pepper sprayed him and arrested him for resisting by now
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@mgoldsm
Buddy doesn’t pay rent, doesn’t pay taxes, scared of the 9-5 grind smh my head 👎🏽👎🏽
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@jxdann123
@GrandMoffJoseph
@business
Similar to how Elon Musk offered a billion dollars to anyone who could re-invent trees
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@ChadNotChud
A hippo could snap a lion in half and keep going like nothing happened so idk if this is a great argument
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He found the road that leads from Bucharest to Rome, he just walked the wrong way
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@paddyfoundy
@brunmad
@NYPDnews
@JetBlue
I seriously can’t believe this app is free
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@goodideasdotgov
@kingjoemcguire
@HoratioSkald
It was armed robbery, what outcome were you hoping for? If you threaten someone with a weapon and demand they give you their possessions, they have every right to defend themselves
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@N0ghl
@CloydRivers
Almost like they’re being used like pawns for the military industrial complex…but shhh we can’t talk about that
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@BoltzVx
@never_the_jedi
@TheSavageDMoney
@cakeisamadeupdr
@lesbian_bug
@wlwluver
Fine I’ll tell them. It’s Zack and Cody
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@Spark898
Yep. I've seen a video of an SF team in Afghanistan dancing to Call Me Maybe. Saw one of some Marine infantrymen lip syncing Poker Face in Iraq.
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@Kip_JD
@realPhoenixFire
Conversely, Americans talking about European anti-Roma racism vs Americans talking about the Native American genocide.
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@Uponebuck
@Newyorkist
That’s not what a traffic stop looks like. That’s what running someone off the road looks like.
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@IJL711
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Neither they nor their department pays the settlement. The city does. So, they get rising budgets every year to commit more police brutality, and face little to no accountability for it. Fuck this stupid fucking system!!
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@annamay00978995
@dreadwolf01
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They’re only words if you know how to read
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@djdemarzo
@r0wdy_
Always love seeing people's reaction to finding out the 4 of the top 10 largest air forces are just the US Air Force, Army, Navy, and Marines lmfao
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@cloud_spotted
@KetuAlbrecht
Grew up in the Bay Area, and I know many people would prefer higher density housing. please stop speaking for the rest of us
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@KaiserTail48109
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He'd do better than Yedlin. And he could learn from Busquets and Jordi Alba
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I will always boost this. NYPD went on strike and crime in NYC fucking dropped. Bolivia(I believe) kicked out the DEA and their drug numbers dropped.
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@AntiAtlanticism
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So you do understand. Russia’s flag not being on the map doesn’t mean they’re not imperialist
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Yeonmi Park’s claims are funny as shit because other NK defectors call her out on her bs.
Most defectors will say things like my life sucked there and I’m happy that I left, and then she’ll will say something and they’re like hold up now it wasn’t that bad lmfao
Yeonmi: In North Korea I eat rats to survive but eating is illegal so police come to arrest me but they are hungry too so they take my rats. I thought this is normal until I watched James Cameron's Titanic and learned true freedom is class inequality on a sinking ship.
Joe: Wow..
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What a weird thing to say. Also ⬇️
No comrade, she's from the country of Georgia, so now you can go from hornyposting to condemning her as a tool of the CIA and Soros taking part in a coup to expand NATO.
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@ErikaZajicek
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White streets reflect bright sunlight -> bright sunlight keeps you awake -> if you are awake you are woke. This is a very scientific explanation for why woke people want white streets
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@ProgDirectorate
And also it was 1:30 am so there was less traffic than usual
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@CursedByBeingX
@G0rmtheYoung
@0hJosh
@iamyesyouareno
Native Americans probably should’ve sent everyone back then 👍🏽
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@BenFriedman420
@TPUSA
Interesting because all the people flying the confederate flag these days are conservatives
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@Ancommiey
“I buy up all the homes, then give them back to people via subscription. Wait why don’t people like me?”
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@IJL711
@cathyrusson
@KlasfeldReports
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Out of pocket. If they are not in private practice, then usually the hospital pays for liability insurance which provides blanket coverage for all employees. In this case the hospital has to use its own funding to protect its employees. If an officer is sued for misconduct,
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@farsa_jaan
I once got into an argument with some guy who had a Sankara pfp or Sankara quote in bio, can’t remember. The gist of it was, I thought the Taliban taking over the country was bad, whereas this guy thought it was an anti-imperialist act since they overthrew the puppet govt set up
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The average American does fucking what?
The average American commits three felonies a day.
Congress must avoid over-legislating issues that ought to be left to state and local governments.
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1) Airport prices are like movie theater prices. Always pack snacks.
2) It's Newark. EWR probably has the worst airport food pricing in the US. Idk, haven't been to SFO in a while. Gotta be one or the other.
3) You ordered a double whiskey. At an airport. At Newark airport.
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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