tonight I went back to my fav noodle spot in the city since pre covid and then found a dildo on the subway home , NYC been back baby

RT @MandaLHuber: I know they started the Super Bowl with an in memoriam segment but after that halftime show they’re going to have to put o…

listen I'm not a sports gal but I got Kendrick wearing bellbottoms & annihilating drake, a Tim Robinson Totinos commercial and a Walton Goggins whatever the hell he is selling ad... I'm fine with tonight as a Media Event

RT @saintdemie: samuel l. jackson wearing custom bode at the superbowl ★ as uncle sam and inspired by the illustrations from the early 19th…

RT @OnChainWizard: Philly fans tonight

@MarlowNYC HEY MATT GAETZ I HEAR U LIKE EM YOUNG

RT @PallaviGunalan: if i text you this just know you’re cooked

RT @BRANDONWARDELL: If my ex girlfriend was on the tv crip walking to a song calling me a pedophile at the super bowl my feelings would be…

RT @dceiver: hey Matt, I hear you like 'em young

RT @TheOnion: Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance

@mihailo____ Idk I been a Kendrick fan for a decade so I loved it but I get how it didn't have the singalong songs but the choreo and staging especially this shit did it for me

RT @70sontour: THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED I DONT FUCKING THINK YALL UNDERSTAND WHAT KENDRICK JUST SAIDDDD

RT @ayeejuju: “SAY DRAKE 😃”

Kendrick bringing bell bottoms back FULLY

Wait so that wasn't a commercial for big brothers big sisters it was just a commercial for people to go to the NFL website during ... a Super Bowl game ?? 💀

RT @F3MININOMENON: he’s gonna sing “certified lover boy, certified pedophile” then pull out a gun and shoot d*nald *tr*mp

I be like this every episode

@melissabroder @jaredrusso Lolol the arrangement on the TL tho

when you voluntarily leave a friends party at a bar to come home to make soup and watch severance

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