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I need to exercise. Probably not going too, but I need too
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@PhillyD
@Valkyrae
@pokimanelol
You reached out for comment with ninja and not poki, the one whose being harassed, Talk to her. It’s not hard.
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I hate rules like this cause I just think of disabled people or people on medications. Like I’d have nowhere to put my inhaler
REMINDER TO GA ATTENDING THE SHOW TOMORROW
NO BAGS ARE ALLOWED
I know it’s annoying but just trying to keep everyone safe.
DOORS OPEN: 4:30pm pst
SHOW STARTS: 5:30pm pst
I hope everyone has fun 🥹
Please RT
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The trial fucking hasn’t happened yet. We know 1 thing of this case and it’s who’s involved. That’s it, so wtf is this hashtag
#EvanRachelWoodIsALiar
y’all need to chill and wait until everything is presented in court. Y’all are jumping to conclusions so quick, that helps no one
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@GlamandGore
I work at a nyx store and they gave us a little book to keep in our brush belts. It says if products are vegan, the prices, if it’s waterproof, matte, dewy, what skin types it’s meant for etc.. It helps a lot especially in the vegan vs non vegan department.
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@bretmanrock
making multiple different versions of himself in the sims is the greatest and funniest shit I’ve seen today. He popped off on them
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the Ken dolls literally never had a dream house…that’s why. Its called a Barbie dream house. Barbie also told the kens they could have their own houses & they just didn’t do it. The movie also wasn’t a commentary on homelessness and that’s not why she apologized. Hope this helps
The Barbies lived in elaborate mansions while quite literally the entire Ken species was permanently homeless
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@spencerhenry
Obviously simp stands for squirrels in my pants, the classic phineas and ferb song. Therefore simping would mean the action of having squirrels in your pants.
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@KimmuMewTv
@iGumdrop
@qtcinderella
I was just told by QT bags holding strictly medication/medical supplies are allowed so as long as the bag just has your meds/inhaler in it you should be fine. I’d just walk in with your keys out of the bag
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@qtcinderella
I figured but it was more if they allowed a bag to hold everything lmao not if there’s a medication ban
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@BaileySarian
I used to work there, it was a culmination of a bunch of things. But they’ll still be online, in ulta and in target ultas. So theres likely not gonna be any sales either
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@MariaLElizondo
You have no idea, Ian is a sweetheart. He asked production if he won an HOH comp (the competition that gives you power) if he could give up his letter from home so Cody could get his instead. And here Cody is making fun of him, it’s disgusting
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@LilyPichu
Liquid liner- wetnwild boyfriend proof
Liner pencils- nyx jumbo pencils, ShopMissA aoa gel pencils
Jar liners (safe for the whole face)-kvd beauty super pomades
Eyeshadows- nyx,colourpop,juvias place,sample beauty
Brows- nyx slim pencil and brow pen, nyx brow glue for brow gel
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He knew the women’s jeans always had the tighter fit, that’s how you know he was a legit scene kid
scene kid era where I exclusively wore girl jeans from pacsun & hot topic
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Queen Sarah with theee best thread
Don't forget to show your support for police who handle domestic violence cases by wearing your purple ribbons this month! Most places are even offering up to 40% off of all purple ribbon pins, you can find out which ones just by searching "domestic violence police 40%"!
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@LilyPichu
Im a makeup artist, Ive taught kids and people all the way into their 60s. it’s never too late or too early, makeup is supposed to be fun so as long as you’re enjoying it, the timing is irrelevant.
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It took me a few minutes to look their profile & I found out they live in France & is North African (there’s a lot of racism there towards North African/Arab people) & their hair is naturally curly & is straightened in those photos. Stop bullying & gatekeeping peoples experiences
“That’s how my natural hair looks”
The natural hair in question:
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@cozyrobinson
@PhillyD
@Valkyrae
@pokimanelol
good journalism is getting both sides of the story in their entirety if possible. he can get in touch w/ both of them so there’s no reason not to. poki’s side is already out there, yes, yet him/his team missed half the story. It would’ve benefited everyone if he asked both sides
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@GlamandGore
I also forgot to mention we get training on new launches and free products during those meetings so we can genuinely have an opinion on the products we are selling. I hope that if anyone is reading this that y’all feel more comfortable trusting at least us more.
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I’m almost positive none of you watched that trial in its entirety
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Blessed 🖤
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@imane
People keep saying nyx epic ink. I used to work for nyx and used it a lot…
But I found a better one. It’s the wet n’ wild breakup proof liquid eyeliner. It never frays (the nyx cap causes fraying) never bleeds, IT STAYS & it’s cheaper. It’s the best one I’ve ever had. Look at it
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On a positive my
@StargazeJewelry
came in the mail today. Made my day, they're so beautiful
@esmailyas
💗✨🌙⭐️
http://t.co/uFW6RAwSRp
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@LilyPichu
For lipsticks- nyx xxl lingerie & suede matte,morphe Matte lipstick
Nyx-butter gloss or lip oil if you don’t like sticky things,sound loud stain lip
Nyx slim lip pencils
Those are current favs
If you ever have any questions/need help with anything feel free to dm me whenever🖤
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The way
@machinegunkelly
talks about art and his regrets, love and women is just so beautiful and i appreciate it so much
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Since the astroworld tragedy I’ve noticed large amounts of people who don’t know basic concert etiquette, let alone mosh pit etiquette, so maybe y’all shouldn’t go to concerts or enter pits if ya don’t know a basic “we’re all in this together so let’s not ruin it,don’t be a dick”
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@LilyPichu
… also lashes ShopMissA, Cala, Lilly lashes, ardell
Glue- SHOPMISSA 100%, ive worn it on rollercoasters
Just saw you’re getting Wendy into lashes lmao good luck!
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@cozyrobinson
@PhillyD
@Valkyrae
@pokimanelol
Listen I enjoy Phil, I watch his content, however he missed the mark here. He just clearly acknowledged it in some capacity. Hopefully he reaches out for comment to treat both sides equally in reporting. That’s bare minimum
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I miss tony stark so bad. I don’t care wtf he looks like
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It’s a bit more complicated than that,most people can’t afford things that are priced higher than that, at least in America it seems. The cost of living far outweighs the minimum wage, most people also have debt. If that was actually fixed people wouldn’t need to buy fast fashion
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Yall also need to stop comparing. Every case is unique. Every case has different evidence/lack of evidence. They’re also in completely different jurisdiction. Yall comparing abuse cases left & right are essentially saying victims & abusers have to look like A & B,which isn’t true
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This isn’t the feminist take you think it is but that’s unsurprising since you’re not an actual feminist.
Trans women are women.
Let people do the self care they want and learn to mind your business
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@Helenarth
@Socialist_frogz
@punished_cait
I used to work for nyx,they’re safe. It’s usually because it’s a pressed pigment & can stain the skin on the eye. Usually on back of their palettes will have like a little code with a star(symbolizing a pressed pigment) & shadow key which will note which ones are pressed pigments
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Amber heard is an awful actor. This shit is coming off so rehearsed. I didn’t feel this way when Johnny depp was on the stand.
“He was drinking so much tea, like a lot of tea”
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Why are the replies talking about Adele’s expression lines? Y’all want her to look plastic then get pick apart people like Madonna
She looks great,that’s how normal faces look. That’s how makeup sits on expressive people. It’s all normal. Your perception is warped & the problem
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It’s very telling some of y’all are okay with making false abuse claims which ruined the actual victims life & simultaneously discredits victims in general
Maybe pay attention to the trial before talking cause there’s audio of her admitting to physically hurting him…
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I know this probably won’t help but can everyone just keep Sammy in their thoughts & prayers(if you pray).He’s 15 & recently is just not doing well at all. He’s my best friend & the absolute best thing to ever happen to me.He’s everything & more.He deserves the most love possible
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Y’all need to stop blaming paramore,the current 3 band members didn’t care. A past member,named josh farro who co-wrote the song,cared. Hayley said several times she didn’t care & it was out of her control since josh wanted credit. They were all in talks before the songs release
it’s insane she had to pay paramore royalties over a chord progression but FIFTY PERCENT???
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I mentioned
@Corpse_Husband
in a tweet yesterday and because he liked it my notifications haven’t stopped. Corpsetwt really is no joke 🖤
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Y’all do know that attractiveness in any way is subjective… right?
The appeal of this concept lies in both characters being… really hot. I don’t know if they knew this.
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I don’t understand the logic of twenty one pilots fans. WHO THE FUCK sends death threats to a person they claim to love? and SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK sends them to someone whose clearly expressed suicidal thoughts? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
#tyler
#twentyonepilots
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After watching this twice I noticed his ankle monitor, his mom is quick with that for a reason
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She had the kids for months too and now it’s his turn. Its just co parenting. It’s weird af that all of you just assume based off literally nothing but rumors of a separation, that one of them did something heinous. Y’all don’t know these people. Stop being weird.
Can’t wait to find out what heinous act he committed to cause them to tell us he’s acting exactly like a father should.
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#IfAllMenDisappearedForADay
literally I just wanna walk alone; To my car, around the block, to a park, anywhere, and I just wanna walk alone at night mainly. My boyfriend says its peaceful.
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@dilfsauce1
@RIASJEY
@PopCrave
I’ve been trained by two different cosmetics companies. It literally is true. It’s seen on everyone (as shown) Your skin may have more elasticity,your expressions may not be in areas that cause deep fine line,your genetics can contribute. But the prep isn’t gonna solve fine lines
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@dilfsauce1
@RIASJEY
@PopCrave
I’m a makeup artist, no amount of prep is gonna prevent makeup settling in fine lines unless your prep is literally Botox. Some products help, but if you’re an expressive person, which based off the video she clearly is, you’re likely to have products settle with wear regardless.
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Imma just qt this again with more info because it won’t get off my feed. It wasn’t for chord progression. Y’all gotta stop saying it was for chord progression. It was for interpolation.
It’s the same situation with Taylor.
Tons of artists, including Taylor,have interpolated too
it’s insane she had to pay paramore royalties over a chord progression but FIFTY PERCENT???
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Why is it so hard for men not to just immediately act like this?? Grow tf up
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I do not understand how the Ventura county sheriff’s department isn’t trained to search for a missing person at night? Wtf does the money in your budget go to if basic search training/equipment is something you lack?? FUCKING DO YOUR JOB. FIND NAYA RIVERA.
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For the sake of Steven can we all just get along. I'm pretty sure this isn't something he'd want happening right now. Peace for Pabon 💕✌️
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@LilyPichu
I have tons! Do you need help with anything specifically?? Or product recommendations?
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Him saying poisonous instead of venomous made me immediately realize he is an idiot who is just good at manipulation
ow! 😆 is that poisonous? 🤣🤣 are you trying to kill me? 🤣 lucy gray? ... LUCY GRAY? 👺👺👺👺👺 I SAID 🗣️ ARE YOU 🗣️ TRYING 🗣️ TO KILL ME? 🤬🤬 AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 ..... 😨 😤 😡 RAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!11!1 🗣️🗣️🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🗣️🗣️🗣️🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🗣️🗣️🔫🔫🔫🔫
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DeAngelo this isn't funny anymore. Call. Please. I'm begging you.
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Enzo “imma cause chaos”
Also Enzo: puts up two people who haven’t won anything at all this season and are loners....
Really wreaking havoc there Enzo.
#bb22
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#FreshmanAdvice
don't block the hallway because you're holding hands with someone... Because I will walk right in between you two.
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#incomingfreshmanadvice
make sure you spell everything correctly on your spirit week banners.
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I just finished watching the first season of
@insatiable_
and honestly wtf was that.
@DebbyRyan
dude, patty is the ultimate definition of a damn mess; you did great playing her but that was a lot.
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Y’all know you can be happy for another person while still being upset about Kai not being signed. Connor is a really amazing creator he streamed an insane cyclethon where he biked 500 miles for The Immune Deficiency Foundation and raised over 300k. They both deserve to be signed
Connor “CDawgVA” Colquhoun signed an exclusive contract to stick with Twitch
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I feel like everyone has that one person that they wish would text or call them but never does. And it just sucks
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sorry but there’s no reason the wife needed to act that way,I don’t even look at my partners phone unless he’s showing me it or telling me to answer while driving. Don’t be a controlling bitch & maybe you wouldn’t be in this situation. A simple”hey wrong number”would’ve been fine
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A HUGE THANK YOU TO WHOEVER CAME TO SPEND MY SWEET16 WITH ME. I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR COMING 💞💜💗🎈🎉🎊🎂👑😘
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The
#SAT
and any form of standardized testing shouldn’t exist and it definitely shouldn’t be a determining factor for college acceptance. You attend schooling for 12 years and the most important thing is 1 singular test. That’s idiotic.
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If you don’t know anything about art or the artist, just say it or nothing, he literally wanted this kind of thing when he was alive. He wanted his things accessible. A lot of the profits from shit like this goes to charity,specifically his charity which helps a variety of causes
who the hell is in control of keith haring’s estate because i cannot express how much i hate them
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So this is kinda right, the whole thing isn’t your uterus. But from under your bellybutton to above the pelvic bowl is a band of fat that women have to protect organs like the uterus. The whole thing isn’t the uterus, but like you can’t get rid of it due to your uterus
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@GraceVanDien
I feel like alt is a better umbrella term based off the replies…so I’ll leave this since here since I now don’t know?
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After what happened to Amanda Rabb I don’t trust Mark cause he platformed Lima Jevremovic of “Aura” who is SKETCH & puts people in conservatorships. It’s a fucking nightmare & some of the shit he’s said about the people he’s interviewed is nastyy
BJ investigates deep dived on it
mark from the soft white underbelly youtube channel being… incredibly transphobic to this trans woman he’s documenting?
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Because caillou actually acts like a child & people don’t realize kids are a lot, often annoying & bratty. people don’t like to deal with it unless they have to. That’s the actual answer
I nannied for a bit and no one ever wants to admit or hear that kids are a fucking nightmare
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Y’all know his name “brad taste in music” is a play on words…right? It’s supposed to be “I have a bad taste in music” Cause he knows his music taste to most is shit. Y’all don’t need to attack him,he’s aware
Also not everyone is gonna like the same music, it ain’t that serious
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You are not your friends. Being friends with someone does not mean you share all the same beliefs. You can be friends with someone and disagree with them. I don’t know when that became a foreign concept
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So I’m not a vegan or vegetarian, however seals were one of the worst things you could’ve used as an example because they’re now endangered and the reason partially is due to hunting soooo
And I’m not joking when I say they come after Indigenous practices, they came after a restaurant in Toronto in 2017 because they had seal meat on the menu. It has nothing to do with the environment and everything to do with the fact that white Canadians think seals are cute
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The more I see ridiculous Barbie movie takes the more I think we didn’t see the same movie. Like the plot and commentary just went straight over your heads and out the door
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These 2 girls at friendly's are talking about me, and took a picture of me... I can hear them and see them.... What are y'all doin? 😂
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Rami malek’s vampire in twilight was the best one. Felt that needed to be said
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I really need to know what
@Sykkuno
meant by rabid marshmallow raccoon. Is that a raccoon that’s rabid for marshmallows or a fusion of a marshmallow and a raccoon that is rabid.
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OKAY you guys have a game. We are good. We got it after the first tweet. Thank you.
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I can't stand when people say they're good at texting and driving.That's not something to be proud of, stop thinking you're cool.You're not.
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I genuinely believe the earth would be a better place if we just shut it down for 1 or 2 months of the year. We literally saw reduced emissions in the atmosphere, reduced noise pollution, better air quality, a decrease in water pollution, beneficial impacts on wildlife, etc
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Y’all only listen to 1/4 the discourse & then claim to know what people are talking about. There’s a lot wrong with depop resellers it doesn’t start and stop at this. The fashion industry is a very convoluted industry and has more than one fucking issue. Also donate to nonprofits
i love how whenever thrift store discourse comes around again, actual thrift store workers chime in to say "no one is 'buying out' thrift stores, there is so much more clothing than you can imagine and we literally cannot sell it fast enough" and everyone ignores them every time
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So today I met a girl at chipotle that went to clarke, she said she was in the graduating class with the terrorist & porn star. Oh clarke.
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@ranidepanini
@HeyBuckHey
He goes by JustKingTBH on YouTube and Instagram now, incase you have issues finding him
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