π Van the grand clown
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EN/ID || Mainly Nuπ¦ with a side of HSR but we might get special guests every now and then || πRANDOM NSFW SHIT || Lv. 23
Astral Express (She/They)
Joined March 2022
Whaddup y'all. First off thx to @moon_gu_ for making this absolutely cute icon i love it. And also hi! Y'all would know me as the Nukani shitposter but guess what? We'll be expanding. I will now ramble about other games/animes/stuff. Still mostly nsfw tho so no one underage! π
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Fandom dying over this frame of Quincy rn And rlly i can't blame them
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Oh almost forgot our little tradition. The special 2 in 1 pack for the summon circle to kick off the event starting in a few hours!. Here's to everyone pulling for these two. may they come home in the first 10 pulls. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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And if you listen closely you can hear the nukani fandom wilding and bitches crying for these to be SSR cards. It's me. Im bitches
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HE'S STILL WEARING THAT DAMN BLUE JACKET??? SIR PLS REFRESH UR WARDROBE π
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HE HAS UPGRADED HIS WARDROBE YET AGAIN PRAISE THE GOD OF KLEIN. MY KING BE LOOKING HELLA FINE IN THIS SUMMER EVENT π©
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Hating Eiden is the biggest red flag to ever exist if you hate him im sorry but im getting the baseball bat π. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Yakuko makes sure he lets the little ducks cross first while Olivine is so excited to go to woolmart the car is sanic and initial d music is playing in the background. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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"damn you play that nu:c game and got free porn" SIR DID YOU NOT KNOW THE PAIN AND HELL WE GO THROUGH TO GET THAT H SCENE???.
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The average Nu:Carnival experience all players went through . #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival #Nukanimemes
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Quincy : Why is Karu crying?. Kuya : He said onions were the only food that could make him cry. Quincy : . And?!. Kuya : Blade threw a coconut at his head. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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If Eiden is ever going to tell the clan about what happened in his past, I feel like it's going to take a lot and not under normal circumstances. Either he's drunk, in a really vulnerable state or just past his breaking point . But it's not because he doesn't trust the clan,no +.
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Had to cook this one up real fast EVERYONE START PRAYING FOR EITO SAN. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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This is a porn game why are they making us use our brains
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Quincy : have you heard from Eiden?. Dante : I'm sure everything's fine. I left him with Kuya. Quincy : those two sentences can't possibly go together. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.
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Praying to the god of Klein for me to be allowed to bring him home. Anyways a quick summon circle as per our tradition. Are you going to try pull for him?. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Saw y'all going feral over Kuya (myself included) so here u go a summon circle for our resident fox. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Eiden: I'm sorry. Kuya: ???.Eiden: For saying you're a walking red-flag. Kuya: I still am??.Eiden: Not as much as that one. *points at Rin*. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.
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Astral Duo event PV just dropped so you know what that means. The special two in one summon circle for the forest duo bc i will combust tomorrow when i do try and pull for them. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Kuya : You look good in that hoodie,young master. Eiden : You know where else Iβd look good?. Kuya, zero hesitation: My bed. Eiden, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Edmond: come on you guys, think straight. Eiden : but i'm-. Edmond : now it's NOT the time. Yakumo : i'm not-. Edmond : . not you too. Quincy : well-. Edmond : no. Olivine : but-. Edmond : OKAY EVERYONE THINK GAY JUST MAKE A PLAN. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Kuya : When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this. Garu : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?.Kuya : Ohmygod-. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.
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The gemstone candy from the #NUcarnival Klein Star event. Part 1/3. Garu/Karu, Dante, Blade, Olivine
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Congrats to nukani devs for making me actually aim for both event character. Will you pull for Kuya?. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Kuya : Do you think weβre getting too old?. Quincy : What makes you say that?. Kuya : Well, weβve both been through a lot. At some point, weβre going to have to pass the torch onto the next clan members, and. Kuya : Garu called me a boomer. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Nukani things i will probably never recover from. Klein star event.Dante and Edmond meeting their loved ones.Quincy's smile.Neon carnival Eiden
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The Garden of Eiden(s). Just a little archive of the many character sprites Eiden has throughout the game. Will be updated when new sprites are acquired. A #NUcarnival thread.
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Rt to have better luck when pulling for this boi lol. (These are known not to work for me like 80% of the time but we'll see). #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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Eiden : *does something stupid and/or dangerous*. Kuya : i can't believe i'm gonna marry him. Edmond : you don't have to-. Kuya : no, i'm gonna. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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So we agree this meme is still relevant after chapter 15??. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival #Nukanimemes
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Quincy : you're very important for me. I'd do anything for you. Eiden : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule and better your relationship with the tribe. Quincy : absolutely not. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.
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Nukani fandom everytime we get a new event.
'It's just a porn game'. Who would've thought devs would run us over with the feels.
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Yo the concept arts? Eiden still looks hella fine either way π©π₯΄π³. Kid Eiden went through some little changes with the clothing π
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Eiden : *gives Kuya a letter*. Kuya : *opens the letter*. "Do you like me?".( ) Yes ( ) No. Kuya : Young master, we're literally married. Eiden:. Kuya :. Kuya : ( ) Yes ( x ) No. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Eiden : Happy Birthday! Here's a gift for you!. Kuya : That's a big box. Eiden: Yep. Kuya: . Kuya : The wolf pup is inside it, isn't he?. Eiden: (sighs) Yeah. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.
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Stuff that happened in the Neon Carnival Live; a simple summary thread. I have the memory of a goldfish so these are the best i can do.
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Edmond,struggling with a zipper on the back of his shirt: Eiden, can you help me with this?. Eiden : Of course. Edmond :. Edmond : UP, Eiden. Eiden : Oh right right,sorry. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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May we be blessed by RNJesus and bring home the boys without any trouble π. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Saw some ppl stop liking Kuya after the event. Which is fair you do you. But i also love my morally grey fox grandpa instigating shit and causing drama for his own amusement.
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Eiden casually mentioning terrible shit he went through in the orphanage and then just moving along the conversation like it's nothing and the clan members are like ποΈπποΈ.
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Olivine : did you hear? Rin almost got run over by a car this morning.Kuya: i know,he was faster than i thought.Olivine :.Kuya : donβt worry, iβll get him next time. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Here comes the summon circle for Yakumo. He looks super ready to rock the stage π₯Ί. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Nukani devs really went 'he isn't uwu enough- . y'know what give him a pet!'. So glad they decided to do it tho bc now we have Topper π₯Ί
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I like to think they spend the last 20 years fucking about in the mansion doing weird stuff together haha. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Kuya : if a guy calls you βprincessβ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded. Edmond : . Eiden : damn i never thought of it like that. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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(Submitted by anon). Van is still waiting for striker or saboteur Olivine. Nukani devs when?. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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Having brainrot abt them rn. Garu/Karu are the hyperactive funky little doggos and Quincy is just too tired to watch over them properly. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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Yakumo is vocals.Olivine is leader.Blade is. He's the mp3 player.He's the jukebox.
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Live footage of Kuya during all the previous #NUcarnival event watching all the mess and chaos that ensue and just instigating shit along the way
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Dante : my hands are cold. Eiden : *holds his hands* . Eiden : better?. Dante : . my lips are cold too. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Other BL MCs are like 'oh i kinda like him but y'know like i'm supposed to be straight this is wrong oh woe is me'. And then the gigachad Eiden is like 'lol let's bang you have a dick right' but then it goes 'fuck i got attached to them i wasn't ready for this' and he cries.
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(submitted by @tamadenpa ). Aster just really likes his fruit juice he gets sometimes y'know π. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Some memes from the discord server courtesy of the lovely @OlivinesTiddies . #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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π§΅. Eiden,now able to control his essence and can do magic, takes it upon himself to cut the contacts of the clanmates so they're no longer bound to any grand sorcerer. He takes responsibility of them losing their body parts imbued with the gem. He's the one losing his parts.
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Eiden : Bitches be like βim babyβ but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways Iβm bitches. Aster :. Yakumo,about to cry : w-what?. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Edmond : why are you like this?. Kuya : the true question is why aren't you all like me? Most of us don't have a decent parental figure. Yakumo : . Kuya : except you,Yakumo. Eiden : well bold of you to assume i have any parental figure growing up. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Kuya hurling insults (affectionately) at Eiden but then accidentally said something that's just very upsetting for Eiden bc of his childhood and he just fucking slaps the fox and walks away. Kuya then noticed that the young master is genuinely upset. Yes it's kuyaei angst again.
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(submitted by anon). Kuya gets headpats one time and now he's asking Eiden for more heheh. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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I'll probably repost this and the Olivine one when the event launches but hey here's the summon circle for Quincy . #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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ONCE AGAIN THANKING THE NUKANI DEVS AND THE GOD OF KLEIN FOR THE NEW EIDEN DRIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Dante : In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? . Kuya, turning to Rei : How tall are you?. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival #IncorrectNukani.
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I like how for the 'male-oriented' games it's a lot of options (tho eros and cherry might take the top spot bc they are new games and tkfm is one of their earlier release tho it's still in top 3 so like still popular). But then you tap 'female-oriented' and it's just nukani π
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Based luck don't fail me now pls i need both of the boys π. Anyways summon circle for bby Yakumo. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Eiden : *looking at a full moon* this is the perfect time for a wolf to come out. Karu : I'm gay. Edmond : β¦. Eiden : not quite what i meant but okay. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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He's trying so hard to convince himself that he wanted to go home π. Ei is just torn between his world and the clanβ’. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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Rin hugging Eiden: "you smell better in person". Eiden : . what-. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Yoo 20 pulls and he crash landed. I'll take it! π. Also pls don't come and smash my kneecaps y'all
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Kuya : What's up,young master?. Eiden, trying to stop Karu from eating poisonous mushrooms: My blood pressure. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.
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Netoru and One Night Love. ONL-san wearing the neon Eiden t-shirt haha
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Hey guys i found Kuya taking a nap. he looks rlly chonky tho idk why. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival
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Eiden sleeping with one of the members and he's having nightmares abt the orphanage and sorta mumbles incoherent stuff. Clan member noticed and tries their best to comfort him.
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Kuya : How's your day going,old friend?. Quincy : It was great until 1pm. Kuya : Oh,what happened at 1pm?. Quincy : I woke up. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Quincy : Eiden texted "Imao" back to me from other room. Quincy : I hear no laughing. No ass hiting the floor. Quincy : Iβm married with a liar. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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'It's just a porn game'. Who would've thought devs would run us over with the feels.
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Huey : What do you guys want to be for Halloween?. Kuya : Loved. Edmond : Appreciated. Quincy : Happy. Blade : Complete. Dante : Dead. Huey : It's so hard to talk to you people. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.
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Aster : Quincy isn't answering anyone's call. Eiden : allow me. Edmond : we've knocked 6 times, what makes you think-. *Knock knock*. Quincy : *opens the door* . what?. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.
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#NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«.*Huey and Eiden fighting*. Huey : why did the clan members prefer you over me!?. Eiden :
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Eiden : Truth. Yakumo : why were you up yesterday at 3am,mr Eiden?. Eiden, squinting: how did you know i was up until 3am?. Yakumo :. Eiden : . Yakumo : . i don't like this game. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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Y'know it be funny if nukani has a training dummy feature to test dmg and the training dummy punching bag is Huey. #NUcarnival #NUγ«γΌγγγ«
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Dante : Here's a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!. Olivine : Please don't?. Blade : *gasp* Mistlefoe. Quincy : Don't encourage him. Kuya : No,no. he makes a good point. #NUγ«γΌγγγ« #NUcarnival.
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The secret segment's announcement from Aster and Morvay. Are you ready carnival goers? π
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