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@valriejoanne
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Are u really Asian if you’ve never been body shamed by your family ?😝😚🤪
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@valriejoanne
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Guys my super ring got no hole
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@valriejoanne
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Not even 30 minutes to deepavali and the racists have started 🥰 Feel free to idk maybe find their places of work or education and maybe let their dean or HR know about their racist behaviours 💛 happy deepavali y’all
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@valriejoanne
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me w grab drivers:
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@valriejoanne
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Dear lord pls make sure I don’t meet a man who would purposely let me win, I want a competitive duo type beat
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@valriejoanne
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I think the funniest thing I experienced as a Malaysian Indian in the UK is a person from India coming up to me and saying “oh you’re from Malaysia? Awas anjing” 💀😭 Long live Vivek 🥲
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@valriejoanne
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Confirm PennyWise damn shitfaced rn
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@valriejoanne
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He said “May the peace be with pew, pew and pew” 😭🥴
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A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.
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@valriejoanne
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I hate when sellers are like "pm for price" like just put the price there bro,,, or does the price change from customer to customer? 🤔🙄
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@valriejoanne
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It’s literally called the male privilege. I can’t name 1 girl who has NEVER experienced any sort of harassment. We literally fear our lives EVERYTIME we go out.... but yeah, laki-laki rilek jer 🤣
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“Girls je yang usually do that, you tau tak?” Me: Do what? “Baru je masuk Grab, dah call mak, ayah, bf la hahahaha” Me, in my head: Where is this going .... He goes on to say, “Kalau man kan, kita orang rilek je. Benda2 ni kita tak fikir pon.”
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@valriejoanne
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How miss Samantha Katy thinks we choose our skin colours in the womb 🥰🧚🏽‍♀️💖😝😂😜
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This y’alls miss universe malaysia???
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@valriejoanne
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TW: SEXUAL ASSULT Saw this on tiktok and I’m posting this here bc of how important this is.
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@valriejoanne
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Also please learn blinking S.O.S signal in morse code. You never know when you might need it. 3 fast and short blinks [S] 3 slow and long blinks [O] 3 fast and short blinks [S]
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@valriejoanne
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“Likes gossiping” If you actually have guy friends, you’d know that they gossip more than girls do 😭😭
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tinkerbell 🍃
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The reason why I prefer talking with guys.. less drama 😶
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@valriejoanne
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is anyone else's UNIFI extra shit during this RMO? like shit aint even loading
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@valriejoanne
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Why are men so angry about the new pad design? U telling me , men actively go to the pad section of the supermarket to see the latest designs on the pads ah ? 🤣
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@valriejoanne
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Rich mfs Mixed mfs 🤝 Putting flags in their bio 🇱🇰🇲🇾🇵🇹🇯🇲🇳🇬🇦🇽🇦🇱🇨🇳🇩🇪🇻🇬🇮🇪
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@valriejoanne
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NOT ME ZOOMING IN TRYING TO SEE 😭😭
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2k followers gf , 198 followers bf 🥰😼
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@valriejoanne
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When someone your not even that close to starts calling you "BESTFRIEND" @jackieaina
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@valriejoanne
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y’all getting gifts in a talking stage??? WHO TF ARE Y’ALL TALKING TO???😭
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@valriejoanne
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This man Inlove love.
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@valriejoanne
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Some guys really be romantic dorks. And I love to see it
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@valriejoanne
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Y’all call us keling but LOVVVVVEEE STEALING from our culture ❤️❤️ ✨Tema bollywood gitewwww✨
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@valriejoanne
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Am I using twitter wrong ? Bc I’ve been on this damn app for almost a decade and I’ve had absolutely no luck 😔🤘🏽
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@valriejoanne
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If Ted bundy was still around he would’ve had a field day w y’all bitches
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But mama I’m in love with the criminal
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@valriejoanne
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My mommy liked my new hair 🥺❤️
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I have to stop treating my online classes like they’re podcasts 😭 I am taking a shower w my lecturer talking in the background
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@valriejoanne
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THIS IS WHAT I CALL A MALAYSIAN BRAND LA
@kaymanbeauty
Kayman® | #SEAriouslySmooth
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Are you ready this 20th July? We may have different types of skin and skintones but we can always achieve the same goal....healthy, clear skin. Stay tuned Kayfairies!
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@valriejoanne
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Guys be like “I’m sorry my home boy sexually assaulted you but, that’s my home boy. I gotta stick by him.”
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@valriejoanne
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I literally have rm2 in my maybank rn. I can’t believe I’m richer than R kelly
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Baller Alert 🚨
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R. Kelly’s Bank Account Left At Negative $13 After $150,000 Seized
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@valriejoanne
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This you ? 🤣🤣
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Tamannaah Bhatia
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Your silence will not protect you. Doesn't every life matter, human or animal? Muting any form of creation is against the universal law. We must unlearn and learn to be human again, express compassion and practice love. #AllLivesMatter #WakeUpWorld
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Storm vibes (P.s Yes I have grey hair now... 😅)
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@valriejoanne
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Crying over someone you never dated is the worst thing ever because your tears aren’t justified 😔 & you look like a clown 🤡
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@valriejoanne
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Hmm maybe this can fix my scoliosis 😳🤔
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@valriejoanne
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Wish I was hot enough for this to happen to me
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@valriejoanne
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I’m blue da bu di da bu da
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@valriejoanne
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My parents will send me half way across the world alone but won’t allow me to go to Genting with my friends for the weekend
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@valriejoanne
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I want to do DATE things without DATING yknow ? Like go to a bookstore and pick out books for each other to read. Like walking around the park and talking about what we’re grateful for. Like eating ice cream and enjoying each other’s company. This way, we both don’t get hurt
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Keling is a racial slur. I can say keling because I’m Indian. Even though I’m an Indian, I choose not to use the word. What’s your excuse to not use it if you’re not an Indian?
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@valriejoanne
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Low maintenance friendships are what I like the most. We don’t have to text/talk every single day to maintain the friendship. We can always pick up from where we last left off and continue talking without it being awkward.
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@valriejoanne
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Mary Kay recruiters be ruthless as fuck. They’ll be in your DM’s like “Hi sis hope you’re having a good day. I notice you have alot of pimples and terrible acne scars 😷 especially ur hyperpigmentation 🤢 come to me for a free skin consultation ya ☺️” BRAH I DIDN’T ASK 😭🖕🏾
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@valriejoanne
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My sister said this picture of me is nice 🥺❤️
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Actually I don’t understand strangers who feel the NEED to tegur people.. like just mind the business that pays you and carry on with your day. “Sakit mata” ok it sounds like a YOU-problem, not mine lol
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@valriejoanne
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I don’t think Malaysian guys understand how attractive it is for them to walk up to us to chat or to ask for our number.
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@valriejoanne
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This cat is a pussy w a penis on its face
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น้อง 🤣
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@valriejoanne
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Hi guys! My dad just opened his first Chocolate Gallery and It would be amazing if you guys came and visit it! We’re having a Chocolate Sale from 22jan-2feb !! 😃😃 All chocolates are of quality, halal certified, vegetarian and Malaysian made. Support local made products ❤️🐰
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@valriejoanne
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Felt pretty, might delete when I feel ugly again 😚😝☺️
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IDC who sucking who’s dick or who riding who’s dick. All I want to know, is y’all ate already or not ??? Already gonna be 6pm YALL ATE ALREADY OR NOT ?? LATER GET GASTRIC THEN YALL KNOW
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“What do you wanna eat?” BF, “idk” GF
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Couples doing LDR be like:
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@valriejoanne
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Most handsome dudes be boring as fuck. Sorry I said it. Truth hurts😔🤘🏽
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From the bottom of my heart. FUCK 2019
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Y’all single for Valentine’s Day ?????? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ˢᵃᵐᵉ
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@valriejoanne
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No longer a red head 😈
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Grocery shopping with your dad is VERY different than grocery shopping with your mom
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When I walk alone at night, I would be more afraid if I were to see a man than if I were to see a ghost.
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@valriejoanne
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365 DNI is basically a man forcing a women to develop Stockholm syndrome for him in 365 days
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Bruno Mars has no bad songs
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@valriejoanne
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Using blue because of BUBBLES 💙💙💙 Anyways,, Im using the prettiest lipgloss shade ever called bubbles by @itskameliahq #kameliamerbabe #kameliacosmetics
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@valriejoanne
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Knock off kylie cosmetics promo video 🤪🥰
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Y’all mind if I drop my boomerang real quick ? 🤪 #MerryChristmas From this Sweaty girl to you and your family 🥰
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I wish there was a ride sharing app for ladies and with only lady drivers in malaysia
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@valriejoanne
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Good morning to hot people only. I’ve blocked all the uglies, so if you can see this,,,,,,, you’re hot 🤩🤪
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Are you today’s date ? Bc you’re a 10/10
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@valriejoanne
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“Racism is real but not in Malaysia” This shows your privilege. Just because something doesn’t happen to you,, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. You sound extremely tone deaf and ignorant.
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@valriejoanne
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Me w falsies on, yes or no? 🤔😴
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I don’t care if this flops ,,, I just look so happy here 😩❤️ it’s been awhile since I smiled like that without forcing it 🥺
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Macha’s be like “where to go eat ah, Acha curry house or Kanna curry house?” Like bro stfu and quit thinking about other curry houses & go eat Amma’s curry that she cooked in YOUR house 😭😭😭😭
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Boys who maintain a good relationship with their parents, especially with their mom >>>>
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I hate when guys send me my own post and goes “😍😍😍” Like NO, comment on the actual post and call me “😍😍😍” WITH YOUR CHEST what are you hiding ? 🤔 a girlfriend who doesn’t know about your cheating ass?¿🧐💅🏾
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*sleeping on a hotel bed* No one: Me: I wonder how many people has had sex on this bed 🤔🥴
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@valriejoanne
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Whoever invented the spicy chicken mcdeluxe needs their dick sucked/pussy ate daily 💯💯💯💯💯💯
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@valriejoanne
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Losing your water bottle is a different kind of a pain
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@valriejoanne
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Gonna upload these to tamil matrimony 🙈❤️
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I was never a person who went for looks but after getting my heart broken by an ugly ass mf... I have decided that I will only go for men who are both good looking and have good personalities. At least when it happens again, I'll at least have a pretty face to cry about.
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@valriejoanne
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Sometimes you gotta be your own man 😡✌🏽
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Hi, For every like I’ll do 1 sit-up/push up /squat. DON’T LET THIS FLOP IM TRYNA BE FITTER😡❤️ I’ll check the results Tmr 😘
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@valriejoanne
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This guy who’s been begging to be my slave just sent me this…
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@valriejoanne
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I remember my friends calling me CCTV for always recording whenever we’re having fun💔😞 Now lockdown , atleast I got footages go look back on😤 you got meh ? 🤣Enjoy whatever u remember on your brain 🖕🏾🤪
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@valriejoanne
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God knew that if I had this body I’d be naked all the time. He humbled me by making me built like a fridge 🤧🥴👍🏼
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Tai’Aysha ⭐️
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After I online shop, I refuse to check my bank account bc I like being in denial😝✌🏽 Seeing is believing and I choose not to see it 🙈
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@valriejoanne
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I’m gonna tell my kids, this is their dad 🥴😌
@YUNG_RAJA
YUNG RAJA
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@valriejoanne
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The wind 💨 won’t allow me to take pics 😩🥴
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@valriejoanne
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Who wanna burn calories together under the mistletoe this year ? 😡 Want means,just say
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That’s the tweet
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My fav Indian uncle 😇
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Prakash Daniel
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Bomboclat
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Tried looking like barbie so I could find my Ken 🥰❤️ Using @Ohmostwantedmy ‘s barbie edition products !
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@valriejoanne
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If I get a boyfriend I’m keeping him forever, y’all know how hard is it for me to find 1 good man who is nice, smart and funny ??? Exactly, never met one so far 😔 what to do I damn picky and the others taken ady 😔✌🏽
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@valriejoanne
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Don’t mind my 6s+ quality 😩😔
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Some of y’all don’t get it.. you can’t try to educate someone who doesn’t want to be educated.😐😐😐
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He knows her so well for this to go exactly like he planned 🥺❤️
@facktura
f 👁️⃤ ck
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Bawa✍🏻makwe✍🏻pergi✍🏻taman✍🏻burung✍🏻untuk✍🏻lamaran✍🏻berkualiti
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Must be nice to have a ethnicity based scholarship where your grades can be sub par and you can study abroad. Don’t forget the £700-£1000 monthly allowance from the government!!! I too would be travelling Europe often :D
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I’m a strong believer of “if they wanted to, they would”
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Yo I just ate this and.... holy shit they did not playyyyyy!!!! The cheese pull is 100% true 🔥🔥
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idk why these fellas need a groupchat in order to see some pussy,, like if u look in the mirror also can see what 🙄
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@earringhoarder Americans live in a bubble lmfaooo
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