@FootballCliches From the BBC feed. This statement could have applied to any of the previous 87 minutes, and of all those minutes this is the least “interesting” mathematically minute to make this statement because it leaves the least time to score a 2nd

@FootballCliches He’s put himself in the shop window today.

@HotelChocolat your chocolate is good, but your customer service isn’t. Please check your emails.

@FootballCliches But can he do it on a cold wet Tuesday night in Stoke? (My initial research suggests he has not).

@JonPalmerSport People can complain at Gary Johnson as much as they want but Archer has added excitement, helps us win games, and will bring us a big fee.

@ctfc_hEaLeR He’s going to make us a lot of money one day.

@aardman I hope it’s a Feathers McGraw origin story.

@charliedot Dale Watkins Jimmy Smith Steve Brooks Will Ferry Dave Norton Kevin Willetts Mickey Nuttell, but only in one game against Barnet

@FootballCliches Is this the most “game of two halves” ever? (It’s not the perfect game of two halves because Grummer scored for Wasbek)

@FootballCliches If all 12 goals count for the final score (they shouldn’t), then Bunning has a double hat trick. Please tell me he took two match balls home? And the man-of-the-match I hope?

@xMikeDeanx @JonPalmerSport The hires of Duff, Moore, Elliott, Clarke, and the asst coaches / academy etc were mostly good (hence later poached by others). The financials have been stable. There was naivety on the May sale and post-Moore exodus. This is a rocky patch but some of the vitriol is unwarranted.

@xMikeDeanx @JonPalmerSport Our manager departed and we were relegated. Being reactive was unavoidable.

@MarkHalliwell1 second goal was point blank range, hit hard on the volley to the side of the keeper. No way he’s saving that.

@JonPalmerSport Good interview. Insightful.

RT @lucyhall03: @BBCGlos different opinion to most here. Fair play to Bloxham, he has been asked for a plan by the fans, this is it. He's…

RT @JayMotty: This is better than any speech from a politician we’ve heard recently 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@ItsAndyRyan The 4 letter one is famous. But the other one is strange: I’ve lived in the US for a long time and never heard that phrase.

@BrentTerhune This is an all-timer. I counted about 27 jokes in here, and they ALL hit. Amazing.

@MooseAllain I’m very amused but also stumped! My instant reaction was Elephant Newton-John ready to get physical… but Egypt?? Nile-y the Elephant doesn’t work because that’s not circus wear.

@ctfc_hEaLeR Bowman continues to offer nothing. Not an upgrade on Keena.