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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
my bf always looks at me like this. i just know he’s like “damn she low key ugly”
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
here y’all go
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
6 years
old reggeaton >>>
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
addison rae is so fucking hot bro
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
7 years
bro i straight up look like a hobo when i go to school... peroooo.... los fines de semana.... cuando me arreglo..... aguasssss
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
6 years
going into college, i had a whole ass plan on what i wanted to do w my life.... now i don’t even kno if i want to go thru w this major....
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i’m high n i’m bi
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
when i got this idea i thought “I HAVE TO DO IT!!”
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
just dropping by, sorry.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
ghosted in october? so festive!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
bam!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
in da clouds
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jazlyn🪐
4 years
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
happy non-binary say to me🙈
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i need homeboys that aren’t trynna smash. like fr
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
💙
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
6 years
fuck u
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
Merry Christmas!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
unlike my father, i can give you attention
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
ppl r dying and u care abt listening to your beep boop music .....
@GreekGodJP
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You know if Biden wins that means no EDC next year right @ ravers? We actually might not get anything until 2022
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
7 years
if he under 6’ he just a friend🗣🗣
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
crazy how u give an ugly guy a chance n they treat u like u the ugly one. sit down gremlin.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
u can drive all night....
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
r u happy or r u the oldest daughter?
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
if we datin n u get me ferrero rocher... das mad luxurious and we FUCKIN
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i hope all the girls have a good day!!! i luv y’all <333
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
i’m begging y’all...... get your ass ate just ONCE in your life.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
it’s just me n my coffee against the world
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
being famous must suck. if y’all think what paeka did was bad, i would get cancelled so mf fast😭😭
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
if you’re a girl n can reply to this, i luv u and you’re beautiful!! have a great day mama!!🥰🥰🥰🙈🙈🙈
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
6 years
this gonna cost like 19.98
@darrenrovell
Darren Rovell
6 years
New at @Dodgers games this year: Elote in a mini batting helmet — Sweet grilled with mayo, chipotle mayo, cotija cheese, lime juice & Tajin seasoning (📷 by @LevyRestaurants )
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
whittier is FUULLLL of white washed racists. please be safe today!! do not mess with the small businesses in uptown!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i’ll flash yall my tiddies if biden wins
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i’ma upload a vid to pornhub saying “college student gets rammed in the ass by professor” n it’s gna b a vid of me crying while typing out this essay🙈🙈
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
girl?? why would we wanna b friends w someone who supports a racist, transphobic, misogynistic sack of shit???
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
6 years
abt to jump off a bridge why wussup ?
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
beat teen pregnancy 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
why the FUCK would it b between that or mohammad
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
s/o to my ex! bc if we were still together, i would not be living my best life !!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
1 year
this position got me pregnant. so no thank u.
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horror wh🎃re yucky
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
my finsta has been so boring lately. its time to record myself throwing sum ass👌🏽😌
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
o i’m sorry i didn’t know the flag was more important than peoples lives??? shut the fuck up omg. your privilege is showing sweetie.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
7 years
my friends just tell me "sucks to suck"
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
“your eyes r rlly pretty” shut up n kiss me
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
im tired of being ugly! i hate it here!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
a rlly cute guy delivered my food n i opened my door looking like THIS!!!😔😔
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i hope aquarius, taurus, geminis & cancers have a good day <3
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i hope all my gfs have a good day <3 i luv y’all
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
took my suegra some flowers for mother’s day. i should’ve surprised her with a grandkid
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
parents told me to do more girly things. now i do girls.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
1 year
ITS MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!! FUCK EVERYONE WHK IS NOT BORN IN JUNE FR !!!!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
y’all should try being in love. it’s nice.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
shut the hell up bitch
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i live off weed n coffee
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
the apple watch stays on during sex.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
getting my pussy waxed makes me feel powerful
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
my nose isn’t ugly but i’m looking at all these nose jobs n i’m like FUCK MAYBE I DO NEED ONE
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
man i luv tiddies
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
idk why my mom didn’t abort my ass
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
1 year
dayum
@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
if my kid comes out ugly, it’s def gna b the dads fault. ain’t no way my baby gna b ugly
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
y’all r ugly for going to the beach🤮🤮
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
mannnn my dad jus saw my vibrator😭😭 did he think i was fading someone up @ 2 am?
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
i just know bad bunny has great pipe. MARVELOUS pipe.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
bro shut up! gwen stefani is playing!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
santea n so fine n for what?
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
he brought me boba n a lil note🥺🥺🥺 ima suck his dick 🥺🥺
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i love all my gfs! y’all r beautiful! inside and out! MUAH🤍
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jazlyn🪐
4 years
i hope all women w gemini, capricorn & sagittarius placements have a good day <4
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i just wanna go on a date 🤧
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
if u picked the wrong homie out of the group, just pick again 🙄🤚🏼
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
thinkin abt when 16 year old me called the suicide hotline n they hung up on me🤠👍🏼
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
kaiser b like ok baby u depressed😳 best. i can do is therapy 3 weeks from now!🙈😩
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
u mfs b 19 n rt this. y’all crazy as hell
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
yes, weed is addicted to me.
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jazlyn🪐
4 years
imagine being mexican and supporting a racist who continues to belittle mexicans and other minorities. u dropped this—>🤡
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
I GOT 100 ON MY FIRST FINAL!!!!!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
6 years
so does (and i cannot stress this enough) PREGNANCY
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
if you’ve ever seen my tiddies, you’re welcome 🥰🥰
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
leo’s & sags r so sexy
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
this is my first summer being single in 4 fucking years
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
how come y’all didn’t tell me being single was fun?? let me b in a relationship for over 2 years smh
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jazlyn🪐
5 years
my dad said “i didn’t go out as much as u when i was your age” sir when u were 19 u were RAISING ME.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
don’t be sad go get a tattoo
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
to the cousin tht outed me to my family, i hope someone slashes your tires and puts sugar in your gas tank
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
5 years
im at chick fil a but i just want dick fil a 😔😔
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
YEERRRRRR
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jazlyn🪐
3 years
i swear if this piercing hurts more than my nipples i’ma kms
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jazlyn🪐
3 years
“aLl yOu pLaY iS dRaKe” ya and i’m about to play u too 🙄🤚🏼
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jazlyn🪐
3 years
GOOD MORNING GIRLS, GAYS AND THEYS🤍 I HOPE U ALL HAVE AN AMAZING FRIDAY! U ALL ARE MF GORGEOUS 🥰
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
do y’all still not see the severity of this shit??? stay your asses home. it’s not that hard lol
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
kali uchis makes music for pretty bitches
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jazlyn🪐
4 years
this dude asked what my type was n i said “6’2”😭😭😭
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
r u sending pictures of the moon to other bitches!!! yes or no!!!!!!!
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
i’m craving ramen and boba soooo bad
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
4 years
some people r so mean n for what? how do u benefit from being an absolute piece of shit to others??
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jazlyn🪐
4 years
wtf r the birds talking abt. it’s 2 AM. fuck.
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@uvujavaa
jazlyn🪐
3 years
GUESS WHO JUST QUIT THEIR TOXIC ASS JOB
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jazlyn🪐
3 years
i was too hot for both of my exs. damn.
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