Prof. Lamborghini 🔮 Uroš
@urosnoetic
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| ⰾⱘⰱⱁⱃⱐⰴⰶⰻⱀⰻⱆⱃⱁⱎⱐ | reality enjoyer | yes, i'm an actual professor | cofounder @justentropylol
Joined March 2022
@AlderLaneEggs Reading the Glassdoor reviews, what sticks out is: refuses to focus on the customer and instead shills new membership tiers and branding weekly which holds 0 weight or value. I was one of those who paid to be an RV Partner, even visited the office in Grand Cayman. I am grateful.
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It's official: I'm speaking at #Breakpoint2023 on Nov 2 in beautiful Amsterdam! 🎉. I'm thrilled to share my expertise with the Solana community! Join me at Breakpoint from Oct 30 to Nov 3 and learn more about the latest in DePIN 👇
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At #SolanaGamesDay and thinking. @PogDigital might be the first time I've seen a web0 technology doing web3.
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@CryptoHayes could you give a lower resolution of the graph? i'm finding it a little too easy to read.
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ATTENTION WHALES. I WILL BUY YOUR UGLY WHALE. You send your @thewhalesmusic collectible to we-buy-ugly-whales.sol; I send you $SOL. Deal?
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For every like this post gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this whale fuck harder.
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people often ask me, "Lamborghini Urus, why you own so many whales?". well. have you heard of the Young Whale Avatar thesis?. you gotta catch 'em all, Ash Ketchum. POW POW💥💥
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I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening?. #Ordinals
Bookmark this. By the end of ‘23, 99% of all Solana NFTs ever minted will have been minted this year, with compression. You are about to witness an explosion of on-chain innovation. Everything will change: wallets,.marketplaces, and our user base. Are you ready?.
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Important announcement: After trying on some dope PFPs [all of which I own *ahem* *ahem* *ahem*], I am switching back to King Whale, i.e., the One Who Blocks Out the Sun. CULTURE BELONGS ON #BITCOIN .I BELONG WITH THE @NAKAMOTOWHALES
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Network fees pay for economic activity on the Bitcoin blockchain. Bitcoin pays for network fees. ∴ the value of Bitcoin is the net present value of all present and future economic activity on the Bitcoin blockchain. So, tell me, why haven't you bought an #ordinal yet?
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The first NFT collection that made me go 🤯. but, then again, I'm partial to whalishness.
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Some guardian alpha for the degens 🧵. Here I teach you how to value @RuneGuardians! Read on 👇.
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We beg your pardon, America, because the definition of what we stand for is not yours to give.@BubblegooseXYZ @iamcarljones #RYLTS
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INTRODUCING THE MOTHERF'ING SYNDICATE OF THE MOTHERF'ING WHALES.
The Whales Syndicate sparks a seismic shift escorting the DAO into a serene sleep with the fishes 🐟. Prepare for an extraordinary journey into uncharted territories of culture and community!. POW MF'ING POW 💥💥
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Pull up to the club on 'em.Coupe rides low on 'em.Glow eyes, gold chain.Yellow-gold wrist all glow'n on 'em. Whales, got a hold on 'em. Champagne pop groupies.Looking fine, rain on 'em.*Uncut gems, throw 'em up*.#WatchMeShineOnEm. Outside, in car.Suicide doors click closed on 'em
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1-800-BAD-BITCHES, my type. My type. Yeah, that's my type.
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The first part of the IEEE DePIN workshop is a session on DePIN. It's quite satisfying to see @onocoyRTK and @BallandiesMC so well-represented. Shout-out to Dr Xinxin Fan of @iotex_io for organizing!.
DePIN is in its early stages – eager for robust fundamentals to thrive. To that end, IoTeX is proudly hosting the 1st International Workshop on Decentralized Physical Infrastructure Networks (#DePIN2023) at the @IEEEIoT World Forum on October 27th. 📌. The first ever academic,
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nfa but there can only be so much time before these Chinese grandmas find out about @NakamotoWhales.
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This is just the beginning of the acculturation. Few.
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My whale fucks cuz.Hear me out cuz. Rack by rack, a mustard strap.A bundle there's a #hunnedracks.You get a brick, flip some more.Brick by brick, you build a home. It's his home.He built it
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If you wanna see a dork dancing, then pull up to my crib. I just heard @thewhalesmusic new single and this is me right now. Watch. Me. Shine on them, baby!
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Watch. Me. Shine on them, baby. 🎶🎶.I'm. So. Precious like some uncut gems. 🎶🎶. Ladies and gentlemen. THE WHALES.
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My art investment strategy is very simple. Buy digital art from the best artists on Solana, redeem for their physicals, let @vibhu launch a dApp to feature those artists, let @drip_haus grow their audience to millions.
My art investment strategy is very simple. Buy digital art from the best artists on Solana, redeem for their physicals, launch a dApp to feature those artists, grow their audience to millions
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@ordinalhub @BigBrainedWhale @DeGodsNFT @TaprootWizards @BTCmoonbirbs @Bitcoin_Punks_ @DogePunksBTC @_Bitamigos_ Why fade @NakamotoWhales? Why fade uncommons? 7.5M mints so far and there are only 5% that many uncommon sats out there to begin with. These whales are rare.
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Hmm. something's going on with @thewhalesmusic floor price. starting to look like a 'whalecovery'
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Called my OTC broker today. He said they're out of skelly Nakas. Make of that what you will.
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I was a poor laddie.Now I'm a rich chaddy.Getting paper; nothing you can say.Stay maddie.Come find me with the whales.Chilling with some baddies.In the back seat; they're all calling me.Pod Daddy!. @thewhalesmusic with another banger:.a vinyl mint experience feat. @MagicEden 👇
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Friendly reminder that the International Meteorological Organization (IMO) founded the world's first DePIN in 1872.
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few. study this. lessons in there. it's gonna be a movie. couldn't be me.
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Three runes get you a dope Culture Naka?. SIGN ME UP FOR SOME ACCULTURATION.
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The disrespect towards founders in this crypto bear is too real. Working my ass off to provide value and the only thing I have yet to experience is getting literally spit on. Oh well, we push through the pain. #Consensus2023.
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Some unfortunate news: Upon extensive review and consultation, my indefinite ban from the exercise of deadlifting has been extended to the course of my natural life. Looking forward to getting swole in the hereafter. Unrelated: Longevity research. interesting stuff!.
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.@thewhalesmusic digital-first vinyls have been selling so well on secondary, you would think they were doing an airdrop.
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Why, yes, my PFP is an ordinal inscription of a whale. How'd you guess?
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I'm at an airport bar and it's been only Taylor Swift playing for hours. I listened to dozens of her songs so that you don't have to. Here's what I concluded:. 1) Swift's music is the rantings of a mentally ill person. Einstein is purported to have said that "insanity is doing.
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You might know me as a chad and, it's true, I am. I've always been a chad. However, I have also always loved tech. I got into crypto for the tech, but Bitcoin and DeFi never really inspired me. Then I found out about @helium and I just had to get a miner. I ended up with two.
Big thanks to @urosnoetic for hooking us up with 2 OG helium hotspots! With his help, we're closer to bringing 5g to low income families 🎈. #helium #solana #5G
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While Push weighs 'caine,.And I push whales,.We both…
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@notashenone why did no one respond with the obvious, the Fed changing its interest rate policy?. Thanksgiving 2021 came with a gut-punch.
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Nakamoto Whale ➜ SOLD. Welcome to the fucking Catalina Whale Mixer!. POW POW -- WOO!.
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Just recently I was at the @DIADetroit admiring the original postman. Glad to add a Degen Poet physical to my collection. 🥰
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had an opportunity to use Ethereum the other day.its slowness really helped me to appreciate the beauty and potential of web3.soon, real soon.
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If anyone wants a copy of the slides:.
The recording of our latest Research Seminar is now available on Youtube!. @urosnoetic presents his findings on "Rewarding contributors in a burn-and-mint economy". #TokenEngineering #Cryptoeconomics.
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What's the big deal with this eclipse? My big head does this on the daily. Happy solar eclipse to everyone lucky enough to be in the path of totality!
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Today I realized Catalina Whale Mixer rebranded to THE WHALES and actually delivered on both music and digital collectibles.
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Heard we're giving away over 10 million satoshis in prizes 💥💥.
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Whales fuck, tell a friend.Whales fuck, friends tell.Whale friends, fuck tells.Friend whales, fuck tells.A whale tells, fuck friends.Whales tell, friends fuck.Whale friends tell fuck.Friend whales tell fuck.Tell a whale, fuck a friend.Tell a whale, friends fuck.Tell a friend,.
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Young man on the cover of magazines.Lives close to San Quentin but couldn't be further away.Doing altruism, donating effectively.Come to find out he's doing embezzlement.And America was *shocked*.@BubblegooseXYZ @iamcarljones #RYLTS
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I got sucked in further: Helium validators, distributed weather forecasting, distributed GNSS. I quit my job. And here I am now: full-time DePIN, full-time degen. You never know what a PFP might mean to someone. Happy to have participated in the @DeWiCats mint today.
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@catalinawhales @NakamotoWhales @RareSatSociety Some Naka whale sats are already worth more than a Bitcoin 🟧.
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What if $BONK price appreciation is the market's collective way of incentivizing consumers to buy a Saga phone, thereby benefiting $SOL, in the same way that $MOBILE price appreciation incentivizes the purchase (and operation) of a Mobile Hotspot, thereby benefiting $HNT?.
NEW: $BONK arbitrageurs are turning Solana's struggling Saga mobile phone into a sellout. @realDannyNelson reports.
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Was gonna do something degen with this tweet, but decided to do the Swiss thing instead and just retweet. but did I?. Love you @onocoyRTK 😘🛰️😘 🛰️😘 🛰️.
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For me it's not about the art. It's about being a whale and then just penetrating culture. You know, at this point @catalinawhales it's the unselfish collection here. To be able to have @defjam and @NakamotoWhales, to welcome them to the fold, it's not about just NFTs here.
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There is only one question on everyone's mind these days. 💥💥.
1/5 ARE YOU A BITCOIN WHALE IF YOU CAN'T DROP A BITCOIN ON A WHALE? A THREAD 🧵.
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Another ordinals mint that didn't go well. maybe the space just likes shitty experiences 🤔
GMEOW everyone. We disappointed you today. We had big plans for mint day and we didn’t live up to your expectations of us and to our expectations of ourselves. I’m going to tell you more about what happened, but first, the important news:. To ensure the best minting experience
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@0xgaut the only reason this looks natural is because both these guys are robots to begin with.
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I took some time to think about the thesis around memecoins. While I agree with @SOLBigBrain that memecoins can sustain irrational market caps, it is not the *only* category. I can think of at least two others: *luxury* and *zealotry*. A short 🧵👇.
It was obvious all along, I just ignored it. Besides L1/L2 tokens, memecoins are the only other category that can reach and sustain irrational marketcaps. I will allocate accordingly going forward.
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@BrzeczyszczyGrz @0xPJCooper For the uninitiated:.1) he's a Nakamoto Whale, an ordinal derivative of an NFT collection signed to Def Jam;.2) he's inscribed on a pizza sat (get it?);.3) and he fucks.
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@AutismCapital ser. - Helium Mobile just dropped a $5/mo unlimited plan.- Hivemapper mapping the world.- onocoy providing high-precision positioning for a fraction of the cost.- Elon sold out.- i've stared using X (fka Twitter). future is bright.
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Remember who were some of the most active builders in the bear market. Time to get paid for all that conviction. [Would tag them all but don't want to leave anyone out; you know who you are 👷♂️].
Remember who was one of the most active funds in the bear market?. Time to get paid for all that conviction.
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America leads the world in shocks.Unfortunately, America does not lead the world in deciphering the cause of shock.@BubblegooseXYZ @iamcarljones #RYLTS
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love how quickly DePIN has become the gentle face of web3.
Solana has:. - the best DePIN projects in crypto.- high concentration of product talent (ME, tensor, phantom, jupiter, drip).- the best memecoins (bonk, wif, wen).- the largest non-evm dev community.- 3 upcoming validator clients.- lowest fees, highest throughput.- the best
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Been a minute since I heard from some *whales*. What was it we say?. POW?.POW POW?!.POW POW Pacquiao??!!.
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glad to see people making the right choice. legend @0xchiuchiutrain and i made the move in Summer '21 with @WiHiWeather. between then and now, we experienced a lot of clowning from people who should have known better 🤡.
I’ve never seen $ETH sentiment this bad . My entire timeline is clowning on ETH & moving to Solana because of gas fees
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@masterkatalyst @MEonBTC "pay attention to what the market clearly values: . low cost mints/free drops to users.unique contributions to the culture.non-extractive, not influencer driven". this description fully applies to @NakamotoWhales . often wonder why they're so undervalued.
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Answering this question has been everything I've thought and more. That's what I did a few years ago; I put myself in a position to be part of many Discords where I can hear projects' pitches and figure out whom I should recommend and what would ultimately make me happy.
Who from the Solana ecosystem should we have on the show?.
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@thewhalesmusic lololol. POW POW @realDonaldTrump I'll sell you *all* my whales, as long as you continue to POW POW every time 💥💥.
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I am rich. I am successful. I have a GNSS receiver. I am happy. I mine ONO. I provide coverage globally. I am precise. I am extraordinary.
I am rich. I am successful. I have a Bugatti. I am happy. I dominate crypto. I am loved globally. I am a genius. I am extraordinary.
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0.00003% chance of finding a $2,000,000 trading card. 0.00000004% chance of finding an uncommon satoshi. 🤔.
The golden ring in J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” drove men mad. A trading card depicting it has launched a multimillion-dollar bidding war.
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If you want to dive into THE WHALES, start with the music. Watch. Me. Shine on 'em, baby! 🎶
@urosnoetic @thewhalesmusic i wanna research that nft project just for your continious tweets about it :D got interested lol.
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@WAGMIBeachMafia @Ishmael_0112358 @SirGnarlGnomie @NakamotoWhales @catalinawhales Wow! Thank you!. POW POW.
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@thewhalesmusic @CarloFoxXYZ @mishaintheair @freyja__3991 @BenWillis420 wait, what, whales team is expanding? #bullish.
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I recently expanded my burn-and-mint blog posts (see: for submission to the @iotex_io-sponsored DePIN workshop, to be held in October as part of the IEEE World Forum on IoT. 📜 What did I learn? 📜. Many projects are following the lead of Helium's HIP20
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I'm personally guaranteeing this giveaway.
Good f'n morning!. The @whalessyndicate knows what degens want. You want a free Naka. Comment below and get one 👇. [Today's post is brought to you by @urosnoetic. No purchase necessary. Giveaway period ends at midnight anywhere on Earth.]
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