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@urnxtexwife

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“She was a goddess of torment and understood the eloquence of violence”

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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
“I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
I am one year sober from alcohol.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
My divorce was final today. 👻
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
My divorce tweet made me miss my old account, where men were too intimidated to dm me.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
At least the sun is shining.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
I don’t get butterflies around him, I get this sense of calm. I feel safe, cared for…loved in the most beautiful way.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
I think I’m in a Bob Ross painting.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
Fuck it, I’m putting my Christmas bedding on.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
I just looked at my mostly naked body in the mirror and I didn’t hate it. Progress.
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@urnxtexwife
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5 months
Two things I’ll always have: big glasses and a big ass.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
Sauna 🥵
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
⛅️
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
Waiting
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@urnxtexwife
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9 months
Missionary so I can suck on his tongue while he finishes.
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@urnxtexwife
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10 months
Spit in my mouth like you missed me and grip my throat like you own me.
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@urnxtexwife
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6 months
If I knew you were on your way home I’d be wearing nothing but my apron and glasses. I’d be on the bed with this fat ass up in the air waiting for you.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Gonna try out a new look at the office on Monday. We are required to wear a blazer. I think this will work.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
He’s been sick, so sex without kissing makes me think of my whore days.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
I guess we’re camping in the Range Rover 🤣💀
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
In case you were wondering…I am not interested.
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
Brunch views
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@urnxtexwife
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6 months
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
2Pac for this rainy drive.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
Let’s get in bed and absorb each other’s energy.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Self aware and self destructive.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
Butter cake
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Instead of telling people to suck my dick, imma tell them to suck his dick.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
My outfit is on point today.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
I can take care of myself, but I want to be taken care of.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
I’m eating right, drinking enough water, time to add in some butt stuff. By butt stuff I mean squats.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
I didn’t realize how bad it was until he showed me how good it could be.
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@urnxtexwife
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5 months
You may not understand how or why I need to protect my peace but I won’t compromise it for anyone.
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@urnxtexwife
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6 months
I smell like grilled meat.
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@urnxtexwife
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5 months
Sex so good this morning that I’m rubbing my nipples thinking about it right now.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
Seafood tower 🥰
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@urnxtexwife
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5 months
How do these crazy bitches have multiple marriages and I could barely get one questionable gay man to marry me?
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
I’m sorry, but I don’t understand being too tired for sex.
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@urnxtexwife
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5 months
I walked to a little coffee shop and then found this spot by the lake. 🥰
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
I need a dick in my mouth, not these cookies.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
My outfit was 10/10 today.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
The day really got away from me.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
His voice on the phone 🥰🥰🥰
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@urnxtexwife
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5 months
This guy walked 4 blocks yesterday. Someone call the authorities!
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
I’m getting ready to make bacon, egg, and cheese on an English muffin with hash browns, because Sunday
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@urnxtexwife
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6 months
Sore from the gym is my second favorite kind of sore.
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@urnxtexwife
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5 months
I could never not live by water.
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@urnxtexwife
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10 months
Those nasty kisses where she’s sucking ypur tongue and moaning uncontrollably into your mouth. Anyway, good morning.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
I kept crying for what felt like no reason. Well let me tell you, abuse comes in many forms and healing and understanding is wild.
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@urnxtexwife
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5 months
Do you think I need a knee length, faux leather, caramel-brown trench?
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
My love and hate for Sunday is endless.
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
The heart sweater is going to look beautiful pulled up over my tits while I’m on my knees with your cock in my mouth.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
Northern Michigan 😍
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
If you were here, this would be your view.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
My life is a prank call.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Hi. I’m hiiiigh.
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@urnxtexwife
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9 months
When he speaks sternly to me I cry, but my panties get wet too.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
Dinner
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
Let me get this straight…she’s married AND has an abusive boyfriend. Huh.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
The breeze up my skirt feels lovely.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
Leg cramp during sex.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
I started to say sorry, but fuck that shit.
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@urnxtexwife
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10 months
I’ll only and always want everything.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Apparently I’m not allowed to tell the family what I’m thankful for. I thought “his perfect penis” and “his ability to make me squirt” would be fine things to mention. I was wrong.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
I took the time to appreciate the calm and quiet of the early morning. ☕️
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
Everything reminds me of him.
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@urnxtexwife
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6 months
One is a virgin, but I am not.
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@urnxtexwife
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10 months
It’s not what you said to me, it’s how you said it.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Please arrive 15 minutes early to fill out paperwork. Please check in the night before. Please waste more of my time.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
I hope your day was as lovely as my view
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@urnxtexwife
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10 months
Unbuttoned just slightly more than it should be.
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
Good morning, Detroit ⛅️
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
Hello, I’m here to facilitate your shit show disaster.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
Is this an exorcism?
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
If you need me, I’ll be in the bourbon room
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
Tell me about Roko's basilisk and then cum down my throat.
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@urnxtexwife
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10 months
I want to keep my tights on, use your knife to cut a little slit.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
I’m so sorry that you are a hatin ass hoe.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Feeling restless for a person, not a place.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
Maybe I’ll cry about it a little and go on with my day.
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
Maybe we say the hurtful things out loud, not to hurt others, but to protect ourselves.
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@urnxtexwife
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9 months
The weekend was so low-key and I loved it so much. I need to learn how to relax.
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
My bonus percentage went up as well as my salary cap. This comes when I’ve really been questioning if I should stay.
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
What I lack in tits, I make up for in ass.
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
Come rub your face against mine, I missed you.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
I hope my obituary says, she probably meant to take all those drugs.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
I hope he’s a gynecologist.
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@urnxtexwife
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6 months
Today was nice.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Because I’m romantic.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
We’re watching Beetlejuice and I said, I want to be dead with you and he didn’t even get scared.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Is there a 12 step program for being a hoe?
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
I’m one bad decision away from using a self-tanner.
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
Putting on lingerie to get in bed with a good book. 🤣
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@urnxtexwife
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7 months
Dessert
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@urnxtexwife
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8 months
We both have busy mornings, so of course we pause for good morning sex.
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@urnxtexwife
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11 months
Mansions of Madness 🗡️
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
Castle Rock
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@urnxtexwife
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10 months
I should become a masseuse, but the only way I’d make an actual living would be to offer my dick sucking as a service too.
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@urnxtexwife
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1 year
It was a simpler time, when I didn’t let anyone in.
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@urnxtexwife
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9 months
My toxic trait is that I’m already packed for vacation, 20 days early.
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@urnxtexwife
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2 years
Fat as fuck: activated
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