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bong joon ho's friend, daniel day-lewis' secret wife, walking legal hazard (she/her)

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flapjack horseman 🍉
4 years
no one: lady macbeth:
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the people’s princess ♥️
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6 years
lord i have seen what you’ve done for others
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Woman with rare medical condition unable to hear men's voices
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7 years
without her, i wouldn't be free. i owe her my life. the entire LGTBQ+ community owes her.
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SAFQEY
7 years
Today is the anniversary of the #Stonewall Riots of 1969. Today we celebrate trans WOC Marsha P. Johnson, who threw the first brick.
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had the perfect last bite of tiramisu and took pictures like it was a concert
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10 months
this is not new. (from jenin, jenin, 2002)
@kann_news
כאן חדשות
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תיעוד העצורים בעזה על ידי כוחות צה"ל @ItayBlumental
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6 years
i can’t stop screaming
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5 years
i want my rights now
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2 years
this is literally what every toddler does between bites of their food
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jay ☆
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can beyonce do this? oh okay
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4 years
immigrants.
@daezsanryo_
✨𝑫𝑨𝑬 🪩
4 years
I can’t believe a whole generation ain’t know who Fleetwood Mac was until that Tik Tok went viral...WHO ARE YALL PARENTS?!
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2 years
happy march 3rd to all who celebrate
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7 years
next time anyone asks me 'how do you get over people so quickly?' imma show them this shit right here
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popular slut
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me: *cries over a break up* *5 minutes later realizes that I'm single and can do whatever the fuck i want with anyone I want*
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5 years
people: are you ok? me: yeah i’m ok :) my earphones: frank ocean - DHL 1:35 ━━━❍──────4:29 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
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8 years
y'all better cherish all this frank ocean news and music because we ain't seeing him for another 15 years
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4 years
if they don’t receive the nobel peace prize this year then idk who will
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6 years
that’s how feminism was invented
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8 months
SHOHEI OHTANI MARRIED I LITERALLY DONT HAVE A SINGLE REASON TO KEEP GOING
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9 months
start arguing TODAY
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ms. spicee if ur nasty
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NOOO I JUST STARTED SEEING SOMEONE AND THEIR BIRTHDAY IN A MONTH💔💔💔
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2 years
love watching bollywood films bc they almost always have scenes of maladaptive daydreaming which is just so validating for an insane bitch like me
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2 years
yes bc ur grandmother hated ur grandfather bc shes self hating and had internalized colonial racism not bc he was busting her head w a skillet
@lilbabygandhi
sid 🌹🔆🥥
2 years
Indian women who are always like "I would never date an Indian guy because they are such misogynists" are low-key just self-hating and have internalized colonial racism
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8 years
@HuesofBluess i don't have to be a fucking model to argue about her shitty ass motives you idiot
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6 years
@shawtyarabia jake gyllenhaal has so many talents
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16 days
dont introduce your sick twisted ways into my world im literally shaking i hate american football so much
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Pop Base
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The next FIFA World Cup in 2026 is introducing a halftime show like the Super Bowl. It will be produced by Global Citizen.
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8 years
ITS FINALLY HERE
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7 years
they look like whos from whoville
@VogueRunway
Vogue Runway
7 years
. @cocorocha and her daughter just gave couture its mommy-and-me moment:
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flapjack horseman 🍉
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he need to start practicing the polygamy aspect of islam fr 🤞🏼
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Lord, Jesus
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mitski-nobody
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6 years
heterosexuality TRULY is a disease
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5 years
tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
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3 months
no one fucking hit me up i just lost my nonno
@visegrad24
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The world has lost a great man Roberto “Loli” Linguanotto, the man who invented Tiramisu, has passed away at the age of 81 Rest in Peace
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5 years
b*den.
@nocontextroyco
no context succession
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flapjack horseman 🍉
10 months
alternatively you can do this
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SeekCindy
10 months
You gotta rub his back/chest when he’s doing the jumpy thing in his sleep to reassure him that whatever’s going on in the realm of masculine war, uncertainty + non safety, you’ve got him a thousand times over in this domain 🌸
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5 years
k*te has to wake up every day for the rest of her life knowing she can never serve like this
@BassieLastrassi
Bassie 𐚁
5 years
I think we can all agree that Meghan Markle...
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4 years
jorja smith is the only argument needed to support the existence of pretty privilege
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2 years
TODAY IS THE DAY
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7 years
ok but...sexual predators/abusers/apologists showed up in black so...the movement doesn't mean shit. also she looks fucking amazing.
@afdiaries
A Fashionistas Diary
7 years
I guess Blanca Blanco didn't get the memo! #GoldenGlobes
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to be loved is to be changed
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8 years
ALL I WANT IS TO GO FOR A BIKE RIDE WITH FRANK OCEAN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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@peachifierx
t♡
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does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day?
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i pray they s*ffer deeply in this life and the next.
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3 years
SERENA LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME!! THIS ISNT YOU!!!
@serenawilliams
Serena Williams
3 years
GM
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3 years
jake gyllenhaal and john mayer you will be seeing me tonight.
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2 years
i hope the person who said "megan why you lying on that boy?" never experiences happiness a day in his life
@rapalert6
Rap Alert
2 years
Megan thee Stallion arrives to court to testify against Tory Lanez.
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3 months
"a misunderstood icon" and its a racist white woman
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6 months
love continues to be the coolest thing in the world
@shaTIRED
5hahem aka Dr. Durag
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i’m going to hurl myself off a cliff lmfaooo
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10 months
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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5 years
this is it. this is why i’m crying in the club right now.
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6 years
kevin abstract saw this and decided to start brockhampton
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7 years
girl you need to start doing tutorials i'm legit losing my mind
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5 years
murdering runs in the family i guess
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“wet hair” out now
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6 years
@BlairImani @kanyewest girl do you really wanna be paying $500 for a hijab? i'm screaming
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4 years
happy birthday to my mother’s best friend (ALLEGEDLY) and THEE icon
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5 years
the way cancer women serve...yea...yea...
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this is crazy
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1 year
cant stop walking around whispering this to myself
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3 years
i just know that this is the pen drake uses
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1 year
whats in my ludicrously capacious bag
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3 years
pov: you only know how to show love through food
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5 years
remember coffee shops? miss outside, i’m sorry i took you for granted
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september
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8 years
frank ocean: or do you not think so far me: aHEEEEEAAAAAAAD
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3 years
what i want on feb. 14 (realistic)
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5 years
i wanna see an oscar in this kids hand NOW!
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6 years
arab parents: be open with us! express your thoughts and feelings whenever and however you want! me: h- arab parents:
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5 years
princess di when she sees ol lizzy in the afterlife
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5 years
shut up i thought he was reading the quran fksnfksndk i really believed this was another quran thirst trap
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@MADBLACKTHOT we know that you're only stanning thor until chris grows his beard back just admit it
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2 years
im fucking dyinggg hes gonna be the first royal to get his shit rocked at school
@PopBase
Pop Base
2 years
Prince George reportedly warned classmates who were on his bad side that his father Prince William will one day be King, according to royal author. “My dad will be king so you better watch out.”
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2 years
ramadan kareem! 🕯🌙
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6 years
young muslims getting married
@NOCONTEXTOFFlCE
the office without context
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a no from chanel...rejection is gods protection!
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5 months
ROBERT PICKTON IS DUST LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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flapjack horseman 🍉
27 days
"im from south africa" I Know What You Are
@MazMHussain
Murtaza Hussain
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Influencers have started posting about their daily lives in the new Saudi city of Neom. The Saudis seem to be marketing Neom as some kind of planned suburb/encampment for wealthy Westerners:
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4 years
men, whats preventing you from approaching me like this?
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4 years
attention libyans: i made malfeh (to the rest of you thats mille-feuille)
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4 years
the women being closer to the kaaba than the men >>>>>
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8 years
baby: m- m- m- mum: honey come in here she's about to say her first word! baby: m- men are trash mum: oh shit truuuuu
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flapjack horseman 🍉
6 months
mike faist looks like a mouse who became a human. like if despereaux became a man. very endearing to me.
@SPLENDOR1999
h*rper st*rn propagandist
6 months
immediately after watching this i had to verify that mike faist is a capricorn and indeed he is
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3 years
women who listen to future are so sexy. men who listen to future however...god will deal with you.
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3 years
can i interest you in some pumpkin bread with honey butter in these trying times?
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3 years
them toys probably his
@kikosdreamworld
chelsea (surfs up fan)
3 years
“im DOMINANT” please 😭
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@zamarudd the way i needed to leave my desk at work because i’m gonna eXPLODE
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8 years
the feminist icon that we need
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1 year
neighbour who raised me taught me how to make biscotti, ive peaked
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7 years
an autobiography
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1 year
this is what its all about
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4 years
god literally could’ve made me a golden retriever in an upper middle class white household but instead chose to make me the eldest daughter in an immigrant household...
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7 years
me. i'll go
@scorpiopiods
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1 gotta go
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3 years
youre not them, youre him
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2 years
aang beard and no moustache bald as the day is long and zuko over here serving FACE w a 16 inches of luscious hair...katara my sister in waterbending i hope you realize your mistake.
@AvatarNews_
Avatar News
2 years
Breaking from SDCC: The first Avatar Studios movie coming to theaters in 2024 will no longer be about Kyoshi, but rather Aang! And, exclusive from Avatar News: it will be set in a time period where Team Avatar are young adults!
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5 years
people on tiktok just discovering how to make coffee the way libyans have been making it for years is killing me
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1 year
this is the cvntiest anyone has ever looked in history
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3 years
my face last summer was really something
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