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not my cis man roommate misgendering his nonbinary partner when he's talking about them to me in their absence... they've been together for almost 4 years
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@yonnitsunami
what's more horrifying is our capitalistic system because of the fact that he still has to work at the ripe age of nearly 100
like
enjoy the rest of your life dude
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@biflexuaI
@redscarebaby
or he's deemed The Greatest Man of All Time for painting his nails and wearing a skirt when like. that's still not normalizing it to make it a big ass deal
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@oxalisnebula
that's fucking NUTS... cishet men are so braindead like it's so over. there are enough nonbinary people that experience dating a man and slowly regressing back into she/her pronouns because they know their identity isn't respected or even seen due to this behavior
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when i read my weekly astro poets horoscope i don't look at yours anymore
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ok I just made this post on a whim bc I don't have a big following and wasn't expecting this to blow up, but if people keep giving me weird responses (transphobe freaks + people acting like I can't possibly hope for better from a man) I'll literally just delete it
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@COTTONMOUTHx
i be like yeah sorry i can't come i'm a big massive humongous fucking pussy!!!!!!!
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@iamdeeluu
wait.... can trans women have periods? like is that even possible due to organ differences?
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@xXs3xy_d3vil_Xx
this would be funny but me and them have been friends for like 7 years and they're our other roommate cause they live together (also we almost dated in the past and we were both too shy so it didn't work out, and as a roommate I have since realized I'm grateful we never did LOL)
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@SheRatesDogs
MEN REALLY BE LIKE "OH THIS ISN'T A WOMAN I'M TALKING TO? I'LL NOW BE RESPECTFUL" WTF
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@sadbokkie
they don't even try hard enough to find people that look like the people the biopics are about either they're like "this famous person who's popular right now is also blonde and skinny.... it can work"
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@no_think_no_am
@_moimichelle
When I was significantly mentally ill, I definitely romanticized my partners and I still feel a lot of guilt for the pain it caused them, as I was romanticized in return by many I've dated and I understand how deeply lonely and isolating and objectifying it is.
It isn't love.
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@GINGWAP
also??? it's someone who only sees moral issues as black and white and forgets to see the complexity which is annoying
heros aren't always inherently actually good, villains aren't always inherently actually bad
it's all stereotype portrayals with no depth
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@candyskie
@ItsZaeOk
also??? they're teens I don't want to see naked teens even if they're played by adults
shit's weird
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@casketg0wn
the way they care about men's erections and them being able to have sex more than women's persistent monthly physical pain
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@quakerraina
ok yes funny, though I do think it was that talking about autism became a lot more prevalent so people were using the term "going nonverbal" in that context and THEN people who aren't autistic and are just annoying started using it in regards to just shutting up LOL
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@ninagrewal97
this has definitely happened to me a lot and it's VERY annoying how many people are incapable of being a true friend but they love reaching out to you to unload their bs. i literally had to cut off one of my best friends for this bc whenever EYE opened up she wouldn't listen...
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@gramsroommate
@duns_sc0tus
@tacitdimension
I'm sorry but a lot of things are basic sociological observations, like go outside and look around you. women are way more proactive on average about forming and striving to keep close platonic relationships, men are more known on average to not really "have friends" or seek them
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idc how neurodivergent you are you are still obligated to show basic manners and sense of boundaries
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@butangel420
fr LMAO
even the last time I did shrooms I had the worst trip of my life and realized I'm simply too neurotic for psychedelics
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@extra_celestial
I feel like if you genuinely truly taste like sweet tarts I heard that's cause for undiagnosed diabetes due to all the unprocessed sugar in your bloodstream ๐ญ
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@daughter_ion
in my adult life i have done this and men will usually just keep touching the wrong spot afterward I show them where they should be touching me for some reason??? they're difficult to train
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@witti_indi
cancer is ruled by the moon and aries and scorpio are ruled by mars LOL so I wouldn't say so - I've never met a cancer who has that baseline personality. BUT a toxic angry cancer who's fully fuelled by their feelings will tear out your jugular unapologetically out of petty spite
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@sagistarbb
my mom always came after me a few minutes later, but to tell me why I'm wrong and not often to consider why she was wrong/apologize
my emotions were often invalidated and I was the bad guy
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@queasy_f_bby
reminds me of when i said to my friend "kms" and they stopped. being friends with me because i was "emotionally manipulating" them. lol
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ok fine.... for my lovers!
sitting on my hands trying to not post pics where i look hot
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@Grosdoriane
the mere concept of being placed in outer space and being STUCK there against my will with absolutely zero power over being able to go home because some asshole decided to leave me there would surely drive me to s*****e
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@no_think_no_am
@_moimichelle
The worst part is when you show them who you are and share your joys and passions and personality traits, and they keep ignoring it or seeing someone else entirely. I'd rather be single for a long time than face that ever again.
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@sarahschauer
but when the everyday depression combines with the seasonal depression and also the general pandemic depression.... god has me in a headlock
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@ZeroSuitCamus
I'm high and misinterpreted this and was wondering what The Rescuers (1977), a movie with animated cartoon mice, you were watching that I wasn't ๐ญ
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@sagistarbb
it was always "I forgive you" but she wasn't able to pinpoint where her faults were
my mom has always been a perfectionistic "I can do no wrong but everyone else does so much wrong" person and it made it so growing up I believed I was always "wrong" in conflicts where I was right
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@wetneptune
pisces makes the better liar bc sometimes they actually believe the lie they're telling ansiwjsowks
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@YuckyTom
it's not really dumb because it's more like, why isn't saying no enough. if someone keeps saying no during sex and you fuck them anyway and that's just part of your roleplay or w/e to where you need a safe word to stop that's just. roleplaying r*pe. which is fucking weird
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@matildeszn
@lettersfromjuno
people forget that while gemini is fast-paced/ever-changing due to mercury, cancer is ruled by the moon which goes through countless phases and changes signs every 2.5 days - they're both moody and shifty just cancer is more emotional/internal (crab shell) gemini is mental/social
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@lettersfromjuno
shdiwjsiwjs I've known so many Cancers and Geminis that have beef and they literally ARE the same people... and they both critique eachother for being moody and multifaceted like look in the mirror LOL
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@witti_indi
they are! cancer is the mother archetype and capricorn is the father archetype in a very stereotypical way, one is soft and nurturing and emotional and the other is more business-oriented and practical but caring
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@xXs3xy_d3vil_Xx
you know you may be onto something.... BUT I'm defeating all evils here and moving out August 1st with my other they/them oomfie ๐ living with a couple in a house they bought is too complicated
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@sunofsaturnine
I'm so tired of astrologers and manifestors and every other new agey person acting like you can somehow find a metaphysical way to break free from capitalism. like. you can't change the society you live in and the pressures of it through spirituality. lol
it's so tone-deaf
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@BeeBabs
I don't need somebody just triggering my eating disorder for fun
"hehe I'm hot and fit but eat whatever I want" is a really unempathetic and weird flex
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@adoseofmars
it's moreso about protecting your energy. it doesn't feel good to not have someone matching it, and you should fall back to preserve yourself and place it somewhere worthy. you can only control yourself and not others, so you should redirect your own efforts.
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the feminine urge to send good ass pics to someone ur dating
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@radiantbutch
One of my old friends who was a lesbian always actively complained about this because it caused people to invalidate her sexuality entirely - like dumb "leftist" men would say shit "sexuality is fluid" to get in her pants when she would rather die than fuck a man.
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@xboochers
lmfaoooo they're saying that they're on their period and took edibles to help with the pain while they curl up in bed
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@MichaelaOkla
because it's made with resin, is it food safe?? it looks so beautiful but i'm just worried because i've heard making kitchen items with resin can be a gamble!
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@D_Radiance
I'm pretty sure there was something about how he broke his jaw in an accident and to fix it he just looked different afterwards, not filler! but he does look less boxy here, idk
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no matter what weight you're at or what body type you have right now, you are allowed to peacefully exist and still love yourself in all ways and that is incredibly hard to remember in a world that wants you to feel the opposite
you do not owe the world thinness or perfection
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@extra_celestial
also, not to say it doesn't,,, BUT men also just be saying shit so they can have sex with u lmao
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@witti_indi
capricorn rules the career and status while cancer rules the home and family, they're both caring because they both contribute to a home environment and are both similar in that they seek comfort and security, just capricorn does it financially while cancer does it emotionally
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@bandarmoment
whenever i think they're One Of The Good Ones (rare)........... they always have to eventually say something fucked up or excuse something fucked up that another man did
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@luvbunie
@bIackzelda
i am sooo sensitive to this. like for me this is a silent friendship/relationship killer
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@astroIogee
victim-mentality, has a hard time being objective and not taking things personally, overemotional pettiness
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@KimberlyNFoster
@itsnotlan3y_
he has bpd and bipolar, I think people need to be more sensitive to that and how the symptoms appear, especially in relationships
intense attachment and impulsive decisions are outcomes of both being combined
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@jackieaina
having a kid doesn't mean you're succeeding in life lmao
you can't drop that like having kids is comparable to a grammy
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@jimoutofbennies
@zlingray
@DougStanhope
I mean. Does anyone want anything memorably bad happening to them once they let some fuckin stranger into their house? She could've just closed the door, grabbed it from the backyard, and gave it to them outside. There is no need for a stranger to step foot in her house.
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@lettersfromjuno
I've noticed venus in the 8th (my placement) in myself and others when you are unknowingly the side piece or you're cheated on often, complex romantic situations/disloyalty, but idk about people who know they're in that situation and don't care!
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@ILoveShivRoy
IT'S EXTRA GROSS BECAUSE TEENS WHO WATCH THE SHOW CONTINUALLY DEFEND THIS ASPECT AND SEE IT AS "REAL" BECAUSE THEY ARE CHILDREN AND ARE UNABLE TO SEE HOW INAPPROPRIATE IT IS FROM AN ADULTS PERSPECTIVE
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@Iemonsproda
in what fucking world is this considered a good idea ๐ญ somebody needs to stop all these people from doing at home piercings that just end up rejected and ugly looking because they take zero precautions ejdjwjiejsk
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@fayekinley
men r always like "wifey!!! ๐" when a thin girl says she loves food/to eat but if she's even kinda chubby suddenly it becomes gross and that's how ppl breed eating disorders and unhealthy body images
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@butangel420
the fact that they listed your pronouns YET didn't use them AND made any mention towards autistic people in an awkward attempt at showing support just because you're autistic?? is SO CRINNNNGE
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@jovanhiII
"I have a personal space zone and then get more acclimated to you as we talk, just like a regular human being. I am SO misunderstood and unique. Send tweet"
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@AstroByMax
air signs suffer from the worst social anxiety despite being super social, just their anxiety makes them jittery and more likely to just chat away to overcompensate but they end up saying dumb things and don't know when to simply shut up
- me, an air dominant individual
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good afternoon babes ( ๊แด๊)
here's my hair reveal moment !!!
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and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.... <3
Two-faced calf born Feb 28th on breaux farm in louisiana. The calf was named Deux Face, French for two face. As of today (March 2nd) sheโs still alive and well
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@ry3bread_
being on the other end of this gave me severe psychological damage in multiple relationships actually
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@witti_indi
they're not very dry unless they have cap placements imo but they're very silly and goofy and are the definition of "they let me hit because i get goofy with it"
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@wetneptune
I think we de-intellectualize libra placements in general, I'm a libra sun/merc/venus so I'm biased but as an aquarius moon I always have a strong mental/emotional kinship with libra moons, even if they have no other air placements! they're more detached than they seem
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@laurenashastro
none of this is even correct, like a leo dating a cancer means the cancer mostlikely has leo placements and vice versa. and a leo dating a pisces, well. the pisces could have aries placements or the leo has cancer placements. etc etc
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@Igbtdeadpool
never met another bi who had issues with lesbians but every lesbian in the world seems to have some sort of issue with us
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this is beyond disgusting. like i can't even imagine consciously choosing to date a disabled person and making their disability some kind of tragedy that sets you back from wholy loving them as they are. it makes me feel so sick.
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