Your (sweet) dungeon master
@urdungeonmaster
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Who is the sexiest gay man on Twitter.
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You’re 40+ and can’t host? What’s going on there??.
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You know it’s bushy big and uncut.
You go to his/her house and see this, yall staying or making up an excuse 🧐
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So we have to get sheets bc we ruined the last ones
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Passed my boards this morning. Officially looking for a sugar baby.
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My gut reaction is to hate on them, but honestly it just seems like they have a happy marriage. MUST BE NICE.
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We as a society need to stop shaving chest hair.
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!!! I GOT THE JOB !!! 🤗.
Just applied to dream job. Happy Monday.
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I decided I’m only dating boys with bellies 🤤.
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If I visit your page, I’m going straight for the media tab.
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Not every gay interaction is about sex?? Idk, I just wanna be your friend!.
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How do the skinniest guys have the biggest *****.
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Got his number 🫡.
Spoke to my gym crush in the steam room and he complimented my physique. He’s probably straight.
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I wanted to share that your lil dungeon master got that Yale degree today, and it only took 21 rejections to get in! I feel happy and surrounded by so much love 🥰
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Who even needs a boyfriend? I just want someone to sleep in my bed with me.
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Why are we so angry about open relationships??.
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How do I do a death threat without losing my account?
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So I’m just supposed to work till I die?
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If I like your tweet, that means I’m flirting.
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Really glad Grindr turned into an ad and buggy mess just to meet partnered guys
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God dating gay men can be so grim sometimes.
He was 15 minutes late, but I think I made a good impression since he’s texting in complete sentences now.
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Need a hot hairy emotionally available vers top in my stocking this year.
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I need a boyfriend that brings up Pokémon in casual conversation. know what I mean?
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My facial hair connects if you even care
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Used the wrong guard on my razor so now we’re doing scruffy mustache
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Yeah I got a furry belly what about it? 🐻.
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The older I get the more men with hairy bellies do it for me. 🫃🏻.
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I got PrEP in my butt. Times are changing 🙂💉.
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Weekend chain broke. Does this one look okay? 😯
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This may break gay twitter but instead of going to the gym I plan on eating a fat donut and sitting on the couch today.
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First thing I do when I get home from work is strip down to underwear.
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I hope you squirrels have a nice weekend
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Sorry to say but not every man is packing a hog and probably doesn’t know how to use it if they do!!.
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Two top couple hitting ME up? Delusional.
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Oh sorry I didn’t hear you. What did you say
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