Upper East Side Guy
@upper_guy
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Former Citigroup. UES. LP @ Dorrians. Outlaw public schools. Cadaver.
Upper East Side
Joined August 2024
When she asks how big it is
BREAKING: Kansas Governor Laura Kelly (D) just VETOED Senate Bill 63 which would ban puberty blockers, hormone drugs, and sex change surgery for minors.
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All hands on deck multiple team company meeting and we get seated next to our only Eskimo brother there. What are the odds!
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A little stupidity goes a long way in the world of bureaucracy. It’s a lot easier to kiss someone’s ass if you buy their bullshit.
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Had a girl tell me I lived in a pre-war building. If you count Ukraine then sure, but don’t think she knew what that meant.
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Once a man’s voice is above a certain octave his opinions are no longer taken seriously.
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Companies should have dating apps in their work portals. Just eliminate the guesswork that ends up in the HR office.
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Don’t forget us now that you’re big time West Village Guy
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Nothing more terrifying than hearing an intruder in your apartment. Only thing worse is when it turns out no one is there and now your apartment groupchat thinks you have dementia.
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Always funny seeing my hinge matches become friends with girls from your college on an instagram story. Reputation matters!
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The MET instagram is funny because they alternate between showing you absolute rockets and absolute parachutes.
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Hinge needs a “save for later” feature (just saw my coworker on it and good lord she looks my future wife)
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You know someone is a shitty human being when you find out they are pregnant and your first thought is pity for the life that child has ahead of them.
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Mutual Thursday. Comment your instagram for you page below!
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