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Dan and Phil found out they are second cousins from their Ancestry profiles!
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PHIL LESTER SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE AFTER SPENDING THE DAY WITH ANIMALS HE'S ALLERGIC TO
presenting: the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar
available now on 🌍 / 🌎
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BREAKING NEWS:
THE DAN AND PHIL FANDOM HAVE DECIDED TO PUT PHIL LESTER DOWN FOR THIS TWEET.
He will be missed dearly.
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Dan Howell is allegedly working on his first album 👀
It is set to feature ten piano ballads. Phil will be assisting by sitting on the piano while Dan records every song.
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A Dan and Phil biopic is currently in development, sources say.
Allegedly, Chris Pratt is set to play both of them in the film.
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i just saw daniel howell jumping around in puddles and galloping and galavanting
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Daniel Howell will be getting his toes removed amid backlash from fans after they were shown to the public
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Dan and Phil will be doing a week-long video series on DanAndPhilGAMES called "Giving Week" during the week of the United States' Thanksgiving
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Someone has just confessed that there were human remains in the Dan and Phil Manchester apartment
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BREAKING NEWS: Dan and Phil have discovered they have British heritage
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BREAKING NEWS: THE PEOPLE HAVE TURNED ON DAN HOWELL
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I threw up everywhere. This scared me.
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dan and phil are to be at london pride next year, holding pride flags and [REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS]
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The RAADS-R test is adding the prompt "I am a Dan and Phil fan" to its test in new update!
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Dan and Phil just had a twerk-off to determine who has to take out the garbage!
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Dan and Phil are launching a streaming service for all their future content to go on to! It'll be called IRL Video.
The slogan for this new service: "Fuck the fans! We just want their money."
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Dan and Phil are filming PINOF 11 soon!
What are some things you want to see them do? 👀
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Daniel Howell is being considered to be the voice actor for the FNAF animatronics' screams in the next game!
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phil lester has just ended an email with "no worries if not!"
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The "Dan is Not Okay" TV production starts next month in Edinburgh! What are your thoughts for the series? 👀
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DAN AND PHIL'S OFFICIAL "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS" SCORES HAVE BEEN LEAKED
Dan has won 325 times
Phil has won 462 times
Better take out that trash, Dannyboy!
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I just put Dan and Phil in a rock tumbler to see what will happen. Will report back in 7 days!
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daniel howell and phil lester have just appeared inside your house's walls! better get the bug spray.
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Dan and Phil are set to cameo in the Live-action Animorphs movie as catboys!
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Dan is announcing his new aquascaping show at the end of "WE'RE ALL DOOMED (The Howell Cut)"
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Dan and Phil will end Gamingmas with a video of them using a period cramp simulator
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daniel howell and phil lester are currently in legal trouble for money laundering through their merchandising company.
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Apparently also brothers too
Dan and Phil found out they are second cousins from their Ancestry profiles!
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Leaked Naughty or Nice list from the North Pole shows that Dan and Phil are on the Nice list this year! Good job, boys!
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Rumor has it that Dan and Phil are gay. I can't confirm anything yet without hard evidence, though.
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A petition has been filed for Dan to regain access to his lesbian card after audiences praised him for his depiction of Sister Daniela.
dan howell has LOST his lesbian card, according to uk officials
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phil lester will be marrying sam hill (sam the surfer) on 26 july 2023. congrats to the happy couple!
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YouTuber AmazingPhil has just taken a package of Percy Pigs out of the hands of a child because he was hungry :(
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THE FBI IS CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING DAN AND PHIL FOR EVADING THEIR TAXES UNDER THEIR US TOURING BRANDS
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oh god oh fuck I forgot to take them out and now they look like this 😭😭😭
I just put Dan and Phil in a rock tumbler to see what will happen. Will report back in 7 days!
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BREAKING NEWS: DAN AND PHIL HAVE COOTIES! PLEASE KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE AWAY FROM THEM. IF YOU ARE EXPOSED, QUARANTINE FOR 7 DAYS.
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🚨 A PHOTO OF DAN AND PHIL'S NEW CAT ON THEIR FRONT PORCH HAS LEAKED 🚨
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Reports have shown that Phil Lester remembered to file his taxes this year.
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They officially infiltrated tonight oh God oh fuck
Dan and Phil are buying Smosh from Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla
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I am currently digesting Dan and Phil and soaking up their nutrients
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Earlier today, Dan put tin foil in the microwave again and blew it up! Silly boy!
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Dan just farted so loudly in his sleep, it shook the phouse walls
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Dan went up to Phil earlier and gave him a wet willy. What a disturbing freak of nature!
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Dan is now in the hospital because he broke his back :/
Dan and Phil just had a twerk-off to determine who has to take out the garbage!
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dan and phil have discovered that they are allergic to the "upload" button
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Dan and Phil are buying Smosh from Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla
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Dan and Phil restarted DanAndPhilGAMES to reestablish their oatmilk fund
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Dan and Phil are currently in talks to box in Creator Clash 3!
Dan vs Phil perhaps? 👀
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Phil has just gotten run over by a reindeer. Better be careful next time, Santa!
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phil lester has just been spotted in an arby's bathroom in wadsworth, illinois
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Dan and Phil will be attending Anthrocon, a popular furry convention, in July!
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For Halloween this year, Dan and Phil are doing a live-action short film based on Dan's short story "The Urge"
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"We're All Doomed" cubes have been found to contain traces of AmazingPhil Winter Magic Fizzy Bath Dust in them? What the fuck is wrong with them?
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Someone stole all the WAD merchandise from the IRL Merchandise warehouse so they have to delay the shop opening :(
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Daniel Howell is currently sleeping as snug as a bug in a rug 💀
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BREAKING NEWS: Former famous YouTuber Daniel Howell puts out RESTRAINING ORDER on fan!
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Phil is currently listening to "Lobby Music" by Kahoot! on Spotify.
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Nevermind
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Current Famous YouTuber AmazingPhil Loses Hand In Tragic Plush Seal Fisting Incident
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Monty the Mouse is suing YouTuber Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) for defamation after Phil made this video accusing Monty of breaking and entering his house
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One of the builders in Dan and Phil's house just tripped and fell down the stairs
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dan and phil have shown up to my house with baseball bats! i will update later.
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This tweet has quickly become irrelevant
DAN AND PHIL'S OFFICIAL "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS" SCORES HAVE BEEN LEAKED
Dan has won 325 times
Phil has won 462 times
Better take out that trash, Dannyboy!
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Phil Lester has just accidentally peed with his mic on while on the phone with builders for his residence
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rumor has it that dan and phil. you didn't hear it from me, though!
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Daniel Howell and Phil Lester are set to cameo in Blumhouse's Five Nights at Freddy's movie as the rats that have the pizza parlor shut down after a health inspection
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phil is currently being chased by three squirrels throughout wadsworth, illinois
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phil lester has officially hired shane dawson as his new video editor! can't wait for the new docuseries about the mysteries of "the head".
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dan howell has LOST his lesbian card, according to uk officials
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dan howell has just asked phil lester to refill his oat milk glass
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