T’was The Night Before Christmas: Harkle Edition Twas the night before Christmas And all through LA Not a photog was lurking Not even a stray Harry was cozy, all in his lair With visions of Meghan Who still missed his lost hair Markle was baking For non existent kids With visions of crowns Perched on their heads The lawsuits are filed, for speaking the truth Moonbumps and bullying Lies found by sleuths. For Christmas in England No invite they’ll get William won’t have it So cancel the jet. The projects all fail No matter how hard they try Their big Netflix deal Has crawled off to die. Cosplaying Royals And taking fake tours Inflicting full hugs Makes the Harkles huge boors. The moral to this If one’s to be had Don’t burn every bridge And for family, be glad. Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🏻❤️ #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #MerryChristmas

Ughhh. Nelly Furtado with #MeghanMarkle draped over her shoulder. This is Influencer Markle 100%. It’s only gonna get worse and more obnoxious, y’all. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully #InvictusGames #InvictusGames2025

#MeghanMarkle has utilized her IG stories for a change-funny, they’re chanting “Harry Harry Harry”-I wonder how annoying THAt was for her 😂 Looks like we’re on outfit number 3 in one day. There’s literally no need for 1 outfit change-3?? I just wish she could have just let him have this one thing. Harry had a real passion for Invictus and she horned right in where no one asked her to be. She’s ruining it. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem #InvictusGames2025 #InvictusGames

Day one of Invictus and here we are. On the verge of BINGO 😂👏🏻👏🏻 #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkleIsABully #MeghanMarkle #InvictusGames2025

He turned his back on Harry? Have you been paying attention? The book was called Spare not Heir, and I haven’t seen William say ONE NEGATIVE WORD. When the person Harry brought into the family is bullying staff, making demands, bullying William’s daughter, leaking to paps, being rude to Williams wife, causing complete chaos and Harry REFUSES to address it-wtf is he supposed to do? Put up with it? No ma’am.

@MarkAParish Thank you 😂❤️

There’s already been more awkward PDA in one day than in a whole #InvictusGames, so nobody can convince me that this isn’t a PR blitz proving something. Their reputations are in the toilet, especially #MeghanMarkle’s and she needs to show Harry’s support. Again-body language can’t lie. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanIsTheProblem #InvictusGames2025

Oh look-a bizarre outfit and Harry’s remarkable balding. Sleeveless in Whistler-maybe she’s immune to cold because it was barely 22F today. Would a sleeve be impossible? Perhaps. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #InvictusGames2025 #HarryAndMeghanRuinedInvictus

Aaaand we’ve got the Full Body Hugs. #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan #InvictusGames2025 #MeghanMarkleIsABully

They’re really REALLY happy, guys. Really. #HarryandMeghan #MeghanMarkle #InvictusGames2025

@LovieJonesLV Good for you. Would you do that at WORK? Probably not-you’d get fired. I’ve been happily married longer than you’ll ever hope to be with “your guy” and we don’t need to hang all over each other to prove we love each other. Especially at fucking work. You fool.

@Bungalow_1512 Lame.

@PCutabitch The NYP is very pro Trump and they printed direct quotes from him.

@LipseyMargaret Harry is not that anymore. He is estranged from them and causing problems here.

@myhooterville I’m not buying it. Why should Harry be any different than anyone else here illegally? So if you don’t want to get deported, have a terrible spouse?

The Dreamy Gaze, previously seen with Prince William, now on display for the cameras in Whistler. Speaking of-the temps on Feb 7 in Whistler were a high of 22F (-5C) and a low of 7F (-13C)-Vancouver proper wasn’t much different. Perfect weather for a halter top. 🙄 #MeghanMarkle #HarryandMeghan #InvictusGames2025

@according2_taz Luckily everyone knows she’s out of her mind and we all know you have integrity.

#MeghanMarkle was t planning on speaking, y’all. If you believe THAT….also, the applause for her is embarrassingly underwhelming-what a disaster. Dripping with phoniness as usual, she drones on. #HarryandMeghan #InvictusGames2025 #harryandmeghanruinedinvictus