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olivia (deprecated)
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went back in time to kill jesus and stop christianity from happening. unfortunately, due to a sleight misunderstanding on my part,
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i just had an idea. what if we abandoned or heavily modified our principles in the pursuit of raw political power. then once we have that power, we simply bring back our original principles, and enact them. thoughts on this approach?
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crazy how leftists will defend vladimir lenin considering he was responsible for an event in which nine Russian hikers died in the northern Ural Mountains between 1 and 2 February 1959, in uncertain circumstances. The experienced trekking group, who were all from the Ural Polytec
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oh, youre getting into resting? sick dude. im something of a sleepyhead myself
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4 years
"why arent people atheists anymore?" well because, lets face it, u guys r pretty impressionable. ppl on here either convert 2 catholicism (because they saw a funny dog in a pope hat), or mysticism (for entirely sexual reasons). cant pretend its some kind of intellectual awakening
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guy in society where computers are made of ceramic and water: the brain is like a big vase... and when it gets filled to the brim with sense impressions, it overflows. which is what we call "thinking"...
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marxism, at it's core, is mainly about opposing teen hookup culture and smartphone addiction
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olivia (deprecated)
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first time sleeper? *smirks* yeah i could tell. dont worry about it, everyones gotta start somewhere. but word to the wise.... the pillow is supposed to go under your *head*
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olivia (deprecated)
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@wormsofbarlo its crazy that a guy who didnt even exist has so many tricks up his sleeve
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Ahhh... so this is... Ska? Hmph. On my planet we have known only War... 50,000 cycles have passed since the outbreak of the Great Suffering. But perhaps... with this thing you call Ska... for the first time in eons, we might know... Peace
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i have a strong connection to aesthetics. i love image. color. i could go on. texture. form. i could go on. shape. i could go on
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olivia (deprecated)
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consummate literary reference dude. whered you get it? a life of leisure?
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olivia (deprecated)
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straight girls will be like ughhh its impossible to find a good bf these days and then the filters on they dating app profile r like nasty ✅ brutish ✅ short ❌
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im a materialist. when it comes to history the only things i care abt are the 5 Ws: Who was harvesting the grain? What sort of grain did they harvest? When was grain production at its peak? Where was the best place in the polity to grow grain? Why wasn't even more grain produced?
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watched a CIA produced propaganda film abt the algerian revolution in 12th grade english and theres a scene where the narrator says "and the natives were resettled voluntarily and peacefully for their own protection" as the camera pans up to a sign that reads "camp d'internement"
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olivia (deprecated)
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@paleoteny i hate it when the file type is small, customizable and has functional image compression
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olivia (deprecated)
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overheard guy talking to his gf about anime: "at first i thought i just didnt get it you know? but then i realized... its not the robots. its the ideas"
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olivia (deprecated)
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when you ask who runs the jazz fusion scene in this town
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if children and young people in general were given the right to leave their family, and the economic means to do so, many of them would. and i think that disturbs many ppl a lot more than the imagined "guy who wants to abolish my mom"
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being loudly against shoplifting is just the most straightforwardly cucked mentality u can adopt. ppl always throw in the idea of stealing luxury products too like that somehow makes it less embarrassing to be like "yeah its important to me that corporations make money"
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Bean Dad story will def hit Asian American kids differently. Most of us grew up eating beans. Once I went to a movie theater, full of African american youths. Of course, I brought my beans, as I was raised not to pay outrageous movie theater concession prices. As I was about to d
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banned from nhentai for repeatedly commenting on kitsune gf doujins "this is totally inaccurate. why does she not attempt to cultivate in the younger girl an inclination towards scholarly pursuits such as playing go, composing verse, and the compilation of oral tradition?"
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no dude you dont understand. if i hadnt wasted my time studying the arabization of lower class berbers during the long 8th century id probably be pulling 6 figures at slimecorp working as a gloop consultant
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realizing my actual beliefs on a given topic r too dogmatic to participate in discussion and trying to approximate what someone 35-65% less insane wld think
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olivia (deprecated)
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hey dude wya? i thought we were supposed to meet at the space between metropole and colony, modernity and coloniality, and inclusion and exclusion 15 minutes ago
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olivia (deprecated)
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Dear Owen, Thank you for reading the syllabus! First, I'm not sure exactly if I know what you mean by "based," but if I understand correctly, I think you'll find "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell" a decidedly "based" work. As to your assertion that William Wordsworth "was a bitch"
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some guys are so scared of "drinking coffee every day and then needing coffee not to be tired". just make coffee then bro. are u planning on abandoning civilization any time soon?
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olivia (deprecated)
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communists when you ask them who will wind the clocks once the gnomes are freed
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one time my classmate (drunk) was giving a presentation on civil law, he had this painting on his slide and all of a sudden he stopped talking, paused to look at it and said "van gogh... peasant women... verey good... very sensual"
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another session at my state mandated socialist therapist. "all your problems are due to material conditions," she intones. "thanks" i reply. "can i go now?" "no," she frowns, "we still have 40 minutes left". a long painful silence ensues. i try not to stare at her painterly hands
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olivia (deprecated)
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every day theres a long debate on here between a guy who's like "you need labor discipline because someone will have to take out the trash under socialism" and another guy whos like "actually there are people who love taking out the trash" and they argue about this for 3 months
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@pastoralcomical its giving memory
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getting a lot of pushback from so-called "leftists" for the bog standard conservative talking points ive been trying to gussy up in pseudo-marxist terminology
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*recommending a book* its great. essential reading. the only real criticism i can think of is that its wrong
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olivia (deprecated)
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leftism has become very feminine coded: frilly dresses, lessons in etiquette, washing clothes and each others bodies down by the river. its no wonder boys are interested
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*lib historian trying to avoid saying "capitalist" voice* the entrepreneurial property owning class. the money-advancing industrial elite. the cashmongering caste. johnny business.
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coffeeheads know this feeling
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iris made this for me
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olivia (deprecated)
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*guy in the middle ages noticing a new migrant population from distant lands* fuck yes... new lore
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olivia (deprecated)
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bro... you should totally move to japan and become a mangaka! heres five dollars to get you going. thats literally 500 dollars in japanese dollars
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olivia (deprecated)
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Dating in your 20s is weird. Am I experienced enough to account enough for atmospheric variation and water damage in my calculations or is the head of my research team going to have to help me integrate other data from tree rings and on-site soil samples
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you missed the point by idolizing him
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the fact that carbonara was invented in america in the fifties to sell cheese is crazy. what else was invented to sell cheese...
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today pittsburgh pd shot ppl doing a vigil at a church in east liberty with tear gas out of a helicopter lol
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania: A wonderful 44-seconds. This was how the peaceful protest concluded yesterday — with one of the organizers giving the state police water that was donated to protesters. Please listen to his words.🌎❤️
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just had a lived experience. didn't care for it
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@pastoralcomical facts are facts tbh
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"i want a sandwich" false. you are hungry (physiologically) and were born into a culture where the concepts of "bread" and "fixins" are widely understood
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one of my controversial opinions as a leftist is that i hate mooches, welfare cheats, and bums. and dont get me started on beatniks
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if u think "art" can b "objectively" "good" "or" "bad" what u rly like is chairs. comfort, form factor, elegance, all these can be ascertained empirically. "thats a good chair," one could say, with a fair amt of scientific authority. u cld even give it a number. 7. for instance
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neolithic anti-woke guy: isnt it funny how these funerary rites, daily rituals, and traditions of oral poetry resemble a religion? his shaman: a what?
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this image is fucking crazy tbh who would make something like this
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i dont read books. by use of a simple heuristic modeled after "the butterfly effect" i isolate any physical datum & extrapolate it backwards & forwards until i comprehend all of history. unfortunately, due to the mandela effect, i have to do this every waking moment until i die
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we all have that one friend who always insists sugar cookies "have no effect" on him despite being obviously festive as shit
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history is just ppl acting for reasons. where do they get those reasons? by attempting to realize personal desires ofc. where does desire come from? you know how particles in liquid kinda bounce around randomly? well the heart is the same way. and thats where emergence comes in
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*becomes the master of an arcane topic* alright. time to become annoying as shit
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olivia (deprecated)
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haters will see u speciate and be like "still da same genus tho 🙄"
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when the ancient city is surprisingly cosmopolitan >>>>>>>>>>>>
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olivia (deprecated)
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if ur looking into shooting lessons at this point, it'll probably take years for u to be comfortable with a gun. on the other hand, proficiency in microsoft excel takes just 2 months. and in a combat situation, the guy with the spreadsheets always wins. it's called logistics
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26 today
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olivia (deprecated)
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This is definitely an interesting concept
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olivia (deprecated)
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*surveying all of modern technology* yep, heres your problem. somebody set this thing to evil
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olivia (deprecated)
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*getting mugged* u know this is a lot like capitalism. money changing hands, a coercive relation based on the implication of force, a violent display of excess. btw can i keep my bus pass? idk how to walk home from here
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olivia (deprecated)
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hey man. thats me *and* all the oppressed peoples of the third world youre arguing with here
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i like when the guy who yells faggot out of his car at u sounds kind of awkward and shy.... been skipping faggot practice lately huh buddy?
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guy in 1989: dont be a fucking luddite dude. the terrain on which gaming stands has been altered irrevocably. a paradigm shift is occuring before our very eyes. please purchase adventures of lolo for the nintendo entertainment system
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yes im a leftist. but dont get me wrong, im something of a free thinker too. unlike many of my compatriots i love efficiency, productivity, gdp growth, the market, free speech, the trans pacific partnership, the state department, bus fares, capitalism,
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"physics", due to its mystical roots, is hardly a science at all. unlike empirically rigorous fields (like economics) where modelling is based on hard data, half the time the models physicists use are self-admittedly "toys"! as in, for babies!
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olivia (deprecated)
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this is a joke right. this isnt a real scene in the movie right
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rly dont think anyone (outside psl types) who opposed nato/american troop buildup and called for diplomatic overtures before this point "look foolish" now lol. some of u are terribly opportunistic
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it just straightforwardly isnt true that fascists co-opt a marxist crit of liberalism lol. in order to believe that youd have to completely miss what makes reactionary positions substantively reactionary in the first place
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the types of twitter communist - the sexy hacker type with long black hair - the anarcho federalist - the homo - the intellectual stoner with a heart of gold and a rap sheet for stealing and eating cats - the althusserian who wants society to be like a cube - the homo
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every day, tens, maybe dozens of philosophy adjacent grad students throughout the world are working furiously day and night to independently come up with the concept of "History 2"
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wheatcel, crying, gnashing teeth: noooo you cant eat that! rice has aresenic, it harbors bacteria, you could die! ricechad: 😋🍚 🍚 🍚 hey can i borrow some of that... whatd you call it... breab? im gonna make a ricewich
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olivia (deprecated)
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"Poop and pee fueled the huge algae bloom in San Francisco Bay. Fixing the problem could cost $14 billion" why did u say poop and pee dude? say sewage. what the hell is wrong with you? this is an environmental catastrophe
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blatant propaganda
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fuck this
@FairVoteMN
FairVote Minnesota
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*doctor looking up from clipboard* ah sorry kid, your shit is fucked beyond my capacity to intervene... looks like your symptoms are rooted in causes and conditions
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quiet frogs... a toad is speaking
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whoa ur telling me that due to the limited record and indications left behind by the vast majority of the people who've lived on this world history relies on informed speculation and extrapolation? that's crazy dude i had no idea. and what's that? you're telling me to become raci
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olivia (deprecated)
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The Curse of Aristotle is a game that you can now play on your computer but NOT on your phone bc i did NOT check that box lol
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hey guys. bit of a weird one. remember that trade unionism stuff we did? yeah well it turns out now the state is trying to appeal to us as a constituency, and they've gotten us a bunch of electronics and semi-durable home goods from the global south. should we send them back or w
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wishing you all a very rational sciencemas eve tonight
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olivia (deprecated)
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actually i lied. under communism we'll switch every year between a voluntaristic social obligation free paradise where the only hierarchies are implicit and unaccountable and a retrofuturistic police state where u have universal healthcare but it's illegal to shit on wednesdays
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please dont let your temporary feelings get in the way of our new years resolution to construct the Great Ziggurat
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