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@unkookiee
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Lots of open space behind Trent? Nothing new.
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😅 @TrentAA sat with right-backs better than him 👀
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@unkookiee
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No one: Rodrygo when Ancelloti raises his eyebrows:
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@unkookiee
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can a black person call her the N word for me? thanks
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You can have one in your team Bernardo Silva Or Luka Modric
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@unkookiee
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“Tap in merchant” “Best striker in the world”
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@unkookiee
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Barcelona in Europe from 2016
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Barcelona 2015
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@unkookiee
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Gerard Pique.
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@unkookiee
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Financially speaking, Haaland is more likely to buy Barcelona
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BREAKING: Deco met Haaland's agent today. They didn’t believe in us but now we are here. Be scared Europe!!
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@unkookiee
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Bro is one jump scare away from celebrating with Maradona as well.
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@unkookiee
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Mbappé milked the Qataris💰 and still dresses like a bus driver.
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@unkookiee
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POV: you just saw an absolute dogshit take on this app
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@unkookiee
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the window they hyped VS the window that won.
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@unkookiee
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Cars that run cost more than broken cars?😱
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@unkookiee
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I’ve seen it all, yeah
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3 things we will never see: 1. A car flying 2. A Lion eating grass 3. A better midfielder than Frenkie de Jong
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@unkookiee
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Vini 42 G/A. Mané 23 g/a but uses cracked phone
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@unkookiee
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Average Average Barca Madrid interview. interview
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@unkookiee
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As if Pique cheating on Shakira wasn’t bad enough, I just realised he did it with Gavi’s mum.💀😭 Barcelona are the new United where you have more weird scandals than trophies😂😂😂😂
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@unkookiee
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Nobody: Benzema in the French team:
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@unkookiee
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6 UCL 5 UCL
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@unkookiee
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He deserves more respect
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@unkookiee
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Shameless.
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@unkookiee
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so why put a picture of their opponents?
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The best club in the world plays today.
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@OsagyebaAgyekum she wont shag. rest
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@unkookiee
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They’ve got their priorities.
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@unkookiee
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Koke against Real Madrid : lost the ball 20 times ✅ : 0 successful passes ✅ : watched Rodrygo dance ✅ : subbed off 😭😭😭😭✅ Don’t dance at the Wanda 🥶?
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@unkookiee
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The 4 frauds of international football
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@unkookiee
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When you miraculously get past a midfield of Camavinga Valverde Casemiro and Tchouameni and then see Rüdiger staring down at you.
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@unkookiee
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Mbappe saga, yet another thing that lasted longer than his Barca career.
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Agüero: "Ibai [streamer] was always telling me 'Mbappé, Mbappé, Mbappé'... 'Mbappé will sign for Real Madrid'... How many years have Madrid fans been waiting for Mbappé? More than three years?"
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@unkookiee
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Kroos and Modric ensuring Madrid have a future after them.
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@unkookiee
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Never let a woman tell you 2 minutes isn’t a long time.
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“Benzema has been good only since 19/20”
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@unkookiee
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@YashRMFC poor guy
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@unkookiee
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Asensio 10 Messi 6 league goals. league goals.
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@unkookiee
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Real Madrid when the other Spanish clubs say “We dominate Europe”
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@unkookiee
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Real ones know ball
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Inevitable.
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This is football heritage.
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@unkookiee
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I cant with Vardrid fans. Pedri has been injured and when he’s fit he plays as a centerback while Tchouameni starts as a 9 every match.
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This is insane 😭😭😭
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@unkookiee
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1% is all we need 🎶
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@unkookiee
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why do all of us have to cover barcelona’s wages?
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🚨| Each La Liga team will pay around €1M next season to the league to fund the refereeing costs. [ @RamonFuentes74 ] #fcblive
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@unkookiee
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Trophies this season: Real Madrid 4-0 Barcelona
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@unkookiee
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Your club. My club
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@unkookiee
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@lfc_monja it actually is once u take a joke as one
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@unkookiee
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Perez is a genius for where he stood in this picture.
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Laliga and Europe playing vs a midfield of Tchouameni, Camavinga, Valverde, Kroos, Casemiro and Modric
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@unkookiee
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Then there was one💔
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@unkookiee
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And then there were 2💔
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@Barcavic20 @Lisan_al_Giab not even remotely close
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@unkookiee
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The more I watch Nkunku the more I’m convinced we should get him to Madrid. If in-form Chiesa qualified as generational, this is a player that shows similar if not better quality on the ball. 👀
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@unkookiee
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Eder Militao emptying his pockets today
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Bro went to war against Ukraine😭
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@unkookiee
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Pedri has 1 goal since August.
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Rodrygo has 1 goal in 13 matches
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@unkookiee
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Hope Courtois never meets Amber Heard cuz that’s so many clean sheets to shit on 😨
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Fede Valverde in the next Real Madrid team.
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Camavinga not winning golden boy would be racially motivated.
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I need Vini to score past Atletico and hit the most disgusting dance possible on his celebration.
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Austrians better than David Alaba🐀 1.
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How can I be My b*tch is homophobic gay
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@unkookiee
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Football won this week
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Pulisic Ronaldo Werner front three😍
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we own barca so hard that they’re working 1800’s labour to make things for us😭
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No way Laporta had to fight in the KSI event to register Koundé 😭
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Aubameyang’s Chelsea debut🥶
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i wanna see Vinicius recreate this goal sometime his career…. Or since Benz is out? Lets have Bale run it back!?😂😂
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Only facts here
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@unkookiee
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@elsdawg tbf chelsea liverpool are always the best of football with intense moments and the worst of finishers😂😂
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The page. The tweets
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@UTDTrey my brazilians🤍
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Parallels of choosing football vs money.
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Fulltime:
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Lamine Yamal x Vitor Roque x Nico Williams
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Valverde and Camavinga in midfield is SO GOOD😳
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Football won this week.
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You killed the man. But not the idea
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me after i post Gavi slander, put my phone on vibrate, and put it in my ass 😫
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Real Madrid fans then vs now
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The Madrid way.
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Hype: Cafu Ability: Sergiño Dest
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@itscyryltoyou obvious satire
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@unkookiee
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@Capdv7 😭😭high time
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Mf since VAR was introduced you’ve barely been in the Champions League😭 What the fuck is an IFFHS
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The Champions League record if VAR had been around since 1955, according to IFFHS. This is going to stir up a hornet’s nest.
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@unkookiee
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@shyam20749 i aint even racist but i got shit to say to her
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@unkookiee
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Her analysis and calculations:
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Based on my analysis and calculations: By the year 2058, Barcelona will have more UEFA Champions League trophies than any other club.
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Lukaku and Pogba need to pick a side😭
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Instagram football fans😭
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I genuinely wanna know how a Europa League club is this confident
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Forever my 🐐
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Trent Alexander Arnold highlights vs Napoli🥶 | Greatest RB of our generation?🤩
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Fede and his girl are couple goals for me❤️
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Benzema and Mbappé for France😍
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Meet Fernando. the better bus driver. He’s been to more UCL finals than Mpaypal ever will.
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when Ronaldo won the Euro vs when Messi won one friendly.
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Madrid board explaining why we can’t sign an attacker
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This Mbappe vs Haaland debate doesn’t include Vinicius because he’s clear of em both.
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Spider-Man : Far from Wembley
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Gavi and Pedri ghosting vs midtable Germans while Valverde and Camavinga cooking vs PSG Chelsea….. if i speak…
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Keep your children safe and conserved😌
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Oh boy…
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Klopp deserved to win, but you know.. Global Warming and all.
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Football won this week.
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Can we wear our blue kit in the UCL final and lie to Hazard?
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