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WhatsApp not working Y’all : dirty flow Flow:
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Trinidad and Tobago: we have our first case of covid-19. Tobago:
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Always remember!
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@united_kfc
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His excellency every time the mortician touch him foot bottom.
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Jamaican parents used to say “outside Naa run weh” see it deh outside gone.
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@united_kfc
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This is the side of Jada that I wish was the only side of Jada. Goodness me what a woman.
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@united_kfc
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Jamaican houses in the ghetto be like :
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@united_kfc
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Jamaica is not a real place. IMAGINE. You’re a flow employee who is working from Home. You constantly miss shifts and calls drop all the time. You’re fired because you have bad internet. Guess who’s is your internet provider? Your former employer.🥲
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@united_kfc
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Idk who needed to hear this
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@united_kfc
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That’s why me never yet ask someone if me good looking enuh!
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@united_kfc
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Nobody: High school parties in the auditorium:
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@united_kfc
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The world love Jamaicans more than how Jamaicans love Jamaicans.
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Usain Bolt's daughter has the most perfect name: Olympia Lightning Bolt ⚡️😍 📸: @usainbolt
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Bro Craig Butler is HIM.
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@united_kfc
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This need crowd. Come pree that GANGSTER yah a get the ladies right!
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@united_kfc
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Over Kedesha a drink a roots and see me woman step out a one a the room them and say next.
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@united_kfc
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This video make my entire year, law enforcement in jamaica are full of total clowns.
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Pay day 3:00pm Pay day 3:11pm
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@united_kfc
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iMessage firm and strong inah Babylon. Think we overpay fi phone fi ntn?
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Nobody : Kedesha in Waterford :
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Honestly I don’t feel cringed when watching this couple cause I know it’s real
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Daaag this girl is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@united_kfc
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Juliet Holness logging into her twitter tomorrow to see what the girls been saying bout her drew bear.
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@united_kfc
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I know looks can be dis evening but romaine and fam just looks really happy here.
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If this guy was black he would’ve been caught and in jail by episode 4
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@united_kfc
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My mother :You wash the plate them? Me: I vehemently deny hearing you ask me to do such minuscule tasks! Anyway I’m homeless.
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@united_kfc
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People :Work we a work a nuh chicken we a jerk Jerk pan man them:
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Him: I wanna get your number so I can hear your voice Her: listen my last tweet.
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Over Kedesha no normal later enuh.
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@united_kfc
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My bregin and his girl Me bregin: a blowjob wouldah do me nice tonight hun I’m so stressed His girl: where you gonna find a dick to suck this time a night?
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Rest of the world: great idea! Jamaicans: who say you did dunce?
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All Wah gwaan Nikki Chromaz isn’t alone. A nuff a unuh “Hot gyal” been a dislike and discredit intelligent and academically inclined females. Unuh a dweet from high school,bullying them and calling them nerds.. Vex because they refuse to take a bag a man and ruin their future.
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Light gone inah Carib. Inah the middle of a movie. You’re telling me. They don’t have a backup source of power?
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Teller stations at ncb and scotia bank
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Bomboclaat
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I Never trusted any Toni-Ann’s. I mean why you one need two names ? Obviously you’re gonna need two men🙄🙄🙄
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Btw loader man and taxi men all know the taxis that partake in kidnappings.
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I love this soo much because they’re gonna rinse this story at the bar to women telling them how they helped a small village in jamaica finally get running water 😂😂😂
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THIS IS SOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Bredah the man just want back him daughter no matter her condition. Please..
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It has been almost two weeks since 22-year-old Jasmine 'Maya' Deen, who is visually impaired, has been home. The international relations major at the University of the West Indies (UWI) went to school about 10:30 a.m. on Thursday, February 27.
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I know Michael Lee chin when I see him miss
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Kfc opens At 10:00am Jamaicans@ 10:00:59 am
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@united_kfc
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Me hear say creamy tight pussy Shanoya deh pon the guess list over Waterford.
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Me a dead hey unuh too bright inah the woman dem inbox .
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*Eating pussy
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Jamaicans living overseas what’s for lunch? Big Mac? Pretzels? 😂😂😂 Well I’m having fry chicken with curry gravy.. Aaa baaaaaaaaaaaeeee
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Kings of sneak dissing
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Calling customer care for any business in jamaica
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When you lie on yah resume to get a work :
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Andrew Holness every time someone tweets about the high custom fees .
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He needs to patrol half way tree after school done
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Bomboclaat
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I’ll never forget when I had to take an emergency passport size pic and I had a on a white shirt and the man them gimme sam sharpe jacket fi wear 😂😂😂😂
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When me a get a combo a Waterford and a youth a move too close
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Imagine hearing the 7 strokes story over voicenote.
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Sksksksksks Kingston make me see 😂😂
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Shein (shine) bags for sale.. *FORIEGN SCENT INCLUDED* ((DM FOR PRICE))
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Big tuff man like me see nuff “taxi “ stop a my foot and me tell them me nuh ready, just cause a vibe feel off. I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE HOW A WOMAN MUST FEEL.
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Taxi man almost refuse to let someone in because they had on no mask. We have HOPE!
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Like how can you harm such a harmless soul 😣😣😣😭😭😭😭😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😢
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Daaag I am DYING
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Wow, can’t educate without berating huh? Well I won’t return in kind. Peace and love empress.
@YogiFreeSpirit
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Coronavirus is a BLANKET TERM for various viruses. THE COMMON COLD IS A CORONAVIRUS. MERS IS A CORONAVIRUS. SARS IS S CORONAVIRUS. STOP BEING DUNCE AND USE THE TOOLS AVAILABLE TO YOU SINCE YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE INTERNET TO POST THIS!!!!!
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Had a huge crush on these girls back in the day. Wonder where they are now. They were just so young wild and free
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Random guy: are you lost baby girl? Jamaican girl:
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Juici patty Tastees patty
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Kids in Jamaica at the lunch line at school tomorrow
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Bought a Clarks for the first time FOR MYSELF🥺🥺🥺
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What the hell did I just witness. The male said . Taste and buy. I-....
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Bredah all HIV support group The man them add me inah 😂😂😂😂
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NCU Baddies chewing gum.
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Me rich don’t talk to me like I’m broke
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Slim girls check in. Where are my sexy skeletons?
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Do your part.
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The Mobay security just before he shot the knife robber
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Lols rich rush and viagra man would would make the perfect misogynistic toxic couple. He would beat the shit out of her and then she would come online and bring down other females. A Bonny and Clyde of our times if you will.
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Lols me see couple man take out portmore outah them bio 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Rihanna is Jamaican idk why y’all surprised Adele is Jamaican also, a the same hairdresser cream them hair when them younger.
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You see Jamaicans aren’t haters. We just love when people respect us cause we’re VERY HAPPY for Allyson.
@TopTrevor
TopTrevor
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Allyson Felix has won medals in track and field in every #Olympics   since Athens 2004. She is now the most decorated female athlete in the history of Olympic track & field. #Tokyo2020   #USA
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One of the few people me a take advice on relationship on the Internet is these people :
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Caribbean men going home to their “kids “right now with suspicion in their eyes
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In an attempt to educate as to how to deal with cheating in a relationship for both men and women as well as lighten the mood on the TL please enjoy. Please stop the killing and abuse of women.
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So much people buying their first cars on the TL love to see it!
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Twitter relationships are so precious 🥺🥺
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Queen of speed. Long may she reign.
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Me after sitting for the whole day a bun out oral sex with my friends who don’t know I Dweet like nike.
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Choppah lifestyle membah man did broke and nuff a unuh style me, now we living high nuff a unuh Wah deh beside me.
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Your prime minister My prime minister
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Buy me a bag a ferti
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Princess Yue was showing out last night .
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Box food nuffi can lock or it nuh make sense
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Nobody: Flow WiFi after likkle rain:
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Some Jamaican Men have sugar daddies too them just call them “the big man” or “big boss”. See them jump inah Big car and gone pon “gyal mission”.
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Guys we had a death in the family.
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Azula was so disrespectful this episode
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Uwi student: let me call UWI office I need to know what’s going on Uwi’s office:
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It’s my bday twitter and Ama spend it with y’all cause I aint got no life just WiFi!!🥰🥰🥰😍😍🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💆🏿‍♂️💆🏿‍♂️💆🏿‍♂️💆🏿‍♂️
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If you haven’t seen a Jamaican girl post a pic in months she’s likely pregnant .
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I hate twitter to be honest
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MC: good evening ladies and gentleman!! Ladies and gentleman:
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