Damn. Malik Heath now has more NFL touchdowns than any Mississippi State wide receiver since Eric Moulds. Another fun fact: there is no State wide receiver that has been drafted since Eric Moulds (1996). Graveyard for offensive talent.
Hi Julie. You look like you live for prozac, red wine, and doordashing 3 meals a-day for your ipad children.
The johnnies also just won 11 games.
Best,
Ungrateful Reb
My favorite game to play when we square off with the folks from Deliverance is to find the most quintessential State fan when they pan to the crowd. Tonights winner:
Gonna kms if I wake up to a Kiffin tweet of a typewritten poem that says some bullshit like “two roads diverged in a yellow wood, a rolling stone gathers no moss, as we should be grateful for times spent without worrying about the future ❤️🧘Good Morning
@OleMissFB
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Ole Miss Burner Community: I kindly request for all of you to switch your profile pictures to Steven Peter Golding out of respect for what is occurring.
Sincerely,
Ungrateful Reb
An example of an obsession is obtaining phone records and calling every number one by one to corroborate a story. What we’re doing is called checking stupid people when they’re wrong
Dear Caleb, Agreed. There are terrible fans in Auburn. I’m worried for your safety and believe you should come to ole miss to distance yourself.
Sincerely,
Ungrateful Reb
State and Ole Miss Fans: “ I HATE them. I’ll never agree with them on ANYTHING!”
Also State and Ole Miss fans when a random fanbase starts talking about our grand state:
There’s no topping seeing the Rebs win the CWS, but being in the stadium for this hit after inhaling well vodka all day is something I will never forget.
@_kbolden
@Lane_Kiffin
@CoachGolding
Alright boys, huddle up. If I see another airport, michael jordan, shark, fish, star, popcorn, etc without a commitment, I might walk into traffic. Ready, break!
I have another ask of the dedicated burner community: Let’s get
#WelcomeBackHomeNolen
trending. This is a new era of Ole Miss Football, and we’re here for it.
Billy Butler on playing MSST for first time and his view on their celebration after:
“They think it’s the World Series because you know how it is they are getting beat by mid-major teams all year….but we will remember that.”
Gf: “We need to be nice to Q. He just wants more money, but if we’re mean he won’t come back”
Me: “We offered 850k. He wants a mil”
Gf: “What?!? Who even makes that much?”
Me: “Dart”
Gf: “Well he’s the quarterback. That’s selfish. We don’t want him on the team then”. 🥲
@Luke_Hill22
Silence was your ally, young luke. Prepare to hear incessant boos that will not stop so long as you keep swinging the bat like Ray Charles.
Best,
Ungrateful Reb
Walter Nolen is the poster boy for the problem with NIL
Lateral move for a bag, to the coach who ironically called us out for paying for that recruiting class
Clearly was afraid of the Elko grind too, but some just aren’t built for it
@BigBrainBulldog
brother he doubled his receiving yards and was 3rd team all SEC. He left your dogshit school because you’re inept on offense and always will be
Little snippet a buddy of mine sent me. Bunch of losers with a losers mentality, big ole women, stinky feet, and ugly colors. Couldn’t imagine enrolling at that shit hole establishment.
@JaxsonDart
Hey King. Hope you’re well. Not sure if you noticed, but there are about 7 devoted gentlemen’s manhoods on the line pending your decision to return or leave. I trust you’ll make the right choice.
Sincerely,
Ungrateful Reb
2020: 7 point win over team with 50 players
2021: 10 point win when we dropped 27 touchdowns
2022: loss
2023: 10 point win with their best and our worst team in 15 years
Dominant
@BeaverStCleaver
@rebstrout1
@HailStateMuse
@p_sessums
You’re the spokesman for a group of pathetic queefs that just lost their coach, with a stadium that holds 30,000 people. You are a stepping stone program in a conference of pure insignificance. Perennial mediocrity is your reality.
Small dick mentality is the most correct and introspective analysis I’ve ever seen from a member of this fan base. Bravo. This day could not get any better
Now that we’ve all accepted this prima donna Quinshon nonsense, let’s go get some CORN FED BIG OLE BOYS for Doo and Ked to run behind.
This song will be on repeat in my head given the newfound focus on the trenches:
@CooziePlays
no one wants to come to your dog shit establishment. The women are fat, the colors are sad, and your shtick is that you’re allowed to ring farm equipment at sporting events. We just broke the enrollment record, queef. Have a shit wednesday