The Perfect Jean
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Doesn't matter if you've got 2 🥜, 1 🌰, or no 🔩, we'll be #perfect for you 👖😉👖 #fuckyourkhakis
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It’s another perfect Wet Jean Wednesday! 🥳
Mr. Klein keeps getting in on our action tho…
we need to make underwear 😞👖😂
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ (IG)@ thepatcallahan
🎶 Ituana - Clocks (Sign of the Times remix)
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No better way to start off Hump Day! Thanks to the always Perfect
@yourboinickb
&
@lukerichardsphoto
(IG) 🏖👖❤️
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Wet Jean Wednesday: Aquaman Showing Up Late to the Halloween Party edition 🐟🧍♂️👖😂
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ thepatcallahan
🎶 T-swift - ...ready for it?
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Saturdays are for
@SwimmingInJeans
, but spring's for competing! Who thinks they can strut their wet stuff better than [IG]@ thepatcallahan? Let's see some submissions 🏊♂️👖😉
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It's Labor Day weekend! 🥳
Bust out those white jeans one last time before people start their "can't wear white after Labor Day" nonsense 😑👖😂
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TFW your jeans are wet, but they're Perfect so they're still comfy af 😏👖💙
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Saturdays are for
@SwimmingInJeans
because there's no better way to cool off when you (look &) feel hot AF 🥵👖😉
🏊♂️
@NathanSlaten
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This 'Saturdays Are For
@SwimmingInJeans
' is dedicated to anyone who thinks guys can't have 🥜 & wear skinny jeans 😉👖🤍
🏊♂️ [IG]@ seanzyt
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Saturdays are for
@SwimmingInJeans
& counting down to warm weather 🏖
116 'til summer...& apparently ♾️ 'til winter ends 😫👖😂
🏊♂️
@jackwaters_xxx
& [IG]@ brettquigley
🎶 Cannons - Fire for You
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This is your reminder to wear white after Labor Day.
It's in now.
You're welcome. 👖😘👖
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
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It's always good to start off Wet Jean Wednesday with a splash 🌊👖😂
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🧜♂️
@nkd_dan
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On Wednesdays, we walk in water (in jeans) 😉👖💙
Trying something new 'cause 📷
@SwimmingInJeans
beat me to the Wet Jean Wednesday punch 🙄🤣
🏊♂️ [IG]@ kiliangrr
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Damnnn, do y’all see that?
Those double belt loops 🥵👖😏
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ xo.demilo
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"See! I told you they make your 🍑 look Perfect!" 😏👖🌊👖💙
This Wet Jeans Wednesday moment's brought to you by
@SwimmingInJeans
(IG)
@ky
.haupt & (IG)
@danielmahan20
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Wet Jean Wednesday's looking twice as Perfect 😍👖🤍
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
💪 [IG]@ danielmahan20 & ky.haupt
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It's hot out there 🥵 so stay cool in the pool this weekend & don't forget to wear your Perfect swim juit (or jorts) 😉👖🏊♂️👖😂
Stay thirsty over on IG:
@lukerichardsphoto
@seanzyt
@theperfectjean
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Yeah, we grin like that every time we look at TPJs, too 😏😂
Stay stretchy this warm Wet Jean Wednesday, y'all 🌞👖😍
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ ky.haupt
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The only thing that would make this more Perfect? Denim sunglasses 😎
Happy Wet Jean Wednesday! 🥳
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ accordingtoclaudio
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Who's up for seconds?
It's a double double Wet White Jean Wednesday! 🤍👖🤍
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🍑
@JackWaters_xx
& [IG]@ brettquigley
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Another Perfect Wet Jeans Wednesday shot from the also Perfect
@SwimmingInJeans
feat. (IG)
@jaime_reytor
🏊♂️👖😍
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Don't mind us, we're just daydreaming of blue jeans, skies, & seas 💭👖🏖
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ brettquigley
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We’ve been informed Wet Jean Wednesday doesn’t work cuz no one’s looking at the jeans…
What’s so distracting? Is it the condos in the background? Stupid condos 😡👖🤣
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ kiliangrr
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Another Wet Jean Wednesday, another reminder that we need to make underwear already 🙄👖😂
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🩲 [IG]@ jakeybby
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Seriously need to make Perfect 🩲 already...then immediately send a case to
@SwimmingInJeans
for (IG)
@elijahvelas
& the rest of his Perfect models 😏👖❤️
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Not sure what’s more Perfect, our jeans or
@JackWaters_xxx
underwater death drop 😍👖❤️
Photog
@SwimmingInJeans
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Would You Rather:
Spend your Saturday
@SwimmingInJeans
in a pool or the ocean? 🤔
And before you ask, no, Hunter's not included 🏊♂️👖😂
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ngl, Blancos are probably *the* best wash for Wet Jean Wednesdays 👀👖😉
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🧢 (IG)@ trey_caldwell3
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Some rides are better wet 😏
This Wet Jeans Wednesday twofer is brought to you by
@JackWaters_xxx
@BrettQuigley
&
@SwimmingInJeans
💙👖💙
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Rump Day is trying to get in on the Wet Jeans Wednesday fun & we’re for it 🍑👖🙌
Pic cred:
@SwimmingInJeans
& (IG)
@accordingtoclaudio
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Blue jeans aren’t the only option for Saturdays are for
@SwimmingInJeans
🤍👖😉
Model cred (IG)
@thatboysilas22
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Swim Suit Pro Tip: Comfortable coverage is key, but it's always good to have a backup 🩲👖😏
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
💪
@NathanSlaten
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This is your sign to go swimming.
It's HOT, so take a dip--traditional swimsuits optional 🩲👖😉
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ isaac_parkerx
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There are 133 days (or 19 Wet Jean Wednesdays) left 'til summer.
Now you know 🌠👖😂
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️
@Lexvargasfit
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We're going way back this Wet Jean Wednesday with some super throwbacks 🌊👖💙
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
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Saturdays are for
@SwimmingInJeans
, so jeans are mandatory, but Perfect Tees are optional 😏👖😉
😎 [IG]@ accordingtoclaudio
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It’s Wet Jeans Wednesday & summer’s almost over, so let’s see those well-earned tan lines! 👀👖🕶
Photo cred:
@SwimmingInJeans
& (IG)
@whyterussian
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Saturday's are for
@SwimmingInJeans
& spinning to Queen B 🐝👖💙
🏊♂️ [IG]@ jaime_reytor
🎶 Beyoncé - CUFF IT
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Don't forget to exfoliate this Wet Jean Wednesday 🏖👖😉
Photo cred
@SwimmingInJeans
& (IG)
@jamesliiving
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We should start a band, release an album called Perfect Love, & use this as the cover 💯👖🫂👖💙
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🧜♂️ [IG]@ ky.haupt
🧜♂️ [IG]@ danielmahan20
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For today’s
#ThirstyThursday
, it’s Wet Jean Contest time! 🥳
🥇Pick the winner: Red♥️ or Blue💙
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Our “replace wet t-shirt contests with wet jean contests” still stands 💯 So, who’s starting the petition? 💦👖😉👖😂
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Saturdays are for
@SwimmingInJeans
, but please...don't drink the pool water 💀👖🤣
🏊♂️ [IG]@ maiconfurllan
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Looking forward to more warm weekends with
@JackWaters_xx
🏊♂️ cuz Saturdays will always be for
@SwimmingInJeans
☀️👖😉
…I do wish photoshopping Jorts onto some swimmers would’ve worked out tho 😞🤣
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#QOTD
Would you rather be photog
@SwimmingInJeans
📷 or model
@whyterussian
(IG)? 🏊♂️
Spoiler alert: the Perfect answer is both 👖😉👖
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It may almost be Halloween, but it's still
#WetJeanWednesday
😉👖💦👖💙
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ seanzyt
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We’re deep in thought this Wet Jean Wednesday…like, what will our
#tanpants
look like wet? Does denhaki rhyme with *any* day? So many questions 🤔👖🤣
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ thepatcallahan
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Step 1: Test the waters
Step 2: Go full Wet Jean Wednesday
Step 3: Go home & find sand everywhere for like 2 weeks 😂👖💙
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
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Wet Jean Wednesday was made for white jeans, I'm certain of it 💯
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️ [IG]@ thedannypowers
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Miami's looking pretty Perfect this extra hot Wet Jean Wednesday! 🔥👖🌊
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
🏊♂️(IG)@ thepatcallahan
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Us spending Wet Jean Wednesday looking for warmer weather 👀👖😏
This throwback's brought to you by 📷
@SwimmingInJeans
& 🏊♂️ [IG]@ jaime_reytor
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Do you prefer your Wet Jeans Wednesday in black & white, or...
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Saturdays are for
@SwimmingInJeans
& walkin' away with a wiggle 😏🍑👖
Props to Perfect pool boy [IG]@ mostlybttms
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Wet Jean Wednesdays are getting sunnier & sunnier 🌞👖🏖
📷
@SwimmingInJeans
😎 [IG]@ accordingtoclaudio
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Saturdays are for enjoying the sun, sand, saltwater, &
@SwimmingInJeans
☀️👖🏖👖🏊♂️
Model (IG)
@thepatcallahan
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I heard if you say “He sells sea shells by the seashore” 3 times into a mirror, a Saturdays are for
@SwimmingInJeans
model appears 😳👖😉
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