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Hello everyone! I’m so excited to be starting a new step towards my future, but it will be a difficult one, too. I can’t express how much I would appreciate your help and kindness 🩷
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can i be so real. people hate her because she's a fat woman who's close to alastor but they can't say that part out loud so they just say she's annoying and never elaborate.
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obsessed with fanart where people draw val as this tall gorgeous jaw-dropping bombshell and vox as literally just some guy standing there like 🧍♂️
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this was confirmed by joel btw
terrible take. val code-switching is an intentional character choice
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valentino about vox in the early days of their partnership
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vox being jealous of angel is such an insanely dick move on his part i’m obsessed with it. angel is suffering day in and day out and vox’s privileged ass is like “but why won’t val only pay attention to *me*“ like… dude….
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vox has definitely referred to val as his wife before imo. “and this is my wife” “have you met my wife?” “excuse me, have to go tend to the wife” and the wife he’s referring to is a 10 foot tall terrifying overlord and everyone else is like 🤨
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did anyone else get randomly logged out of ao3 and can’t get back in
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whenever val and vel are annoyed at vox and he tries to text them they just send this in response
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if val calls vox daddy i think vox should call val kitten. i think they should be as cringey as humanly possible. they should act like those dom/sub tumblr accounts. they need to be the worst couple you’ve ever seen in your life.
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it’s so crazy how submissive val is with vox in episode 2. doesn’t talk after vox shushes him, lets vox manhandle him around the room, calms down within like two sentences, is like “yippeee yay ^_^” when vox says he can kill people… that’s a sub if i’ve ever seen one
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terrible take. val code-switching is an intentional character choice
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cartoon base has got a voxval shipper on the team because they’ve used the makeout screencap so many times LMAO
'HAZBIN HOTEL' has re-entered the Top 3 most watched series on Prime Video Worldwide today.
(Source: FlixPatrol)
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hazbin fandom is one of the worst i’ve been in in terms of ao3 etiquette 😭 over tagging and rp requests and “leave suggestions here!” clogging every single ship tag… i promise you do not need to tag every single character and ship that appears for 2 sentences total
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if anyone harasses val cosplayers at otakon the last thing they’ll ever see is a velvette cosplayer coming at them like this
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tbh i think vox’s jealousy is less about sex more about attention. he’s a voyeur he likes watching val with others what he can’t stand is if val pays more *attention* to other people. he has to be the most interesting and important person in val’s life at all times or he loses it
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i’m sorry but i can’t see human valentino as white. that is an afro-latino puerto rican man. to me.
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vox and val do roleplay where val is dressed up like a 50s housewife and just as they’re getting into it vox unironically calls himself “the man of the house” and val starts scream-laughing boner RUINED
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vox is the type of dad to be having a drink like whiskey or something and little vax begs for a sip and vox is like “no. it’s for adults. you wouldn’t like it.” and vax stamps his feet and so vox is like “fine you asked for it” and lets him have a sip and vax throws up
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personally i don’t think it’s out of the question for voxval as they’re portrayed in canon to hit each other during fights BUT it’s very much a mutual thing. you’re gonna look at canon vox and tell me he wouldn’t put val through a fucking wall if he tried to lay a hand on him?
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my bitch wife is into degradation so she keeps making me do bitch wife jokes even though i love my bitch wife so much
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joel said at the panel that part of his inspiration for valentino was divine and i 100% get it. yeah.
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notice how he switches to his accent when he’s being seductive, drops it in professional settings, but slips into it again when he’s genuinely upset and angry? like. there is a very intentional story being told there.
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the voices won and now i’m working on a vax fic. don’t mind me.
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vox as a game show host and val as the pretty model that showcases the prizes. do we agree.
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vox to val when they first met
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vox responding to vax’s baby babbles with full sentences like he’s an adult is so important to me
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look yall i actually really like 🦌📺 but if i go into the voxval tag one more time and get hype that a new fic got posted only to see that it’s yet another one where val is abusive and vox has to be saved by that fucking deer i’m going to put my head through a wall
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it’s so small and cute UGH
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vox
The only "skin to skin contact" my newborn will receive is a firm handshake
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literally all my staticmoth friends have said something along the lines of how they’ve never been into a ship as intensely as this and im 100% with them like voxval truly has crack in it or something to be this compelling
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i think vox should be having a doom spiral type of night and he pulls up old baby photos of vax and realizes he is in none of them. there’s plenty of val with him ofc, some with velvette, even one or two with fucking angel dust holding him. but not one of vox and his own kid.
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@vvvoidlessv
LITERALLY. he hires her on the spot to write scripts for him and she actively volunteers to be the star of the show 😭
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and if i say i think valentino has an insanely fucked up stomach-churning backstory and vox is the complete opposite and was privileged as hell when he was alive
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glitz and glam showed up served cunt performed one of the best songs in the show and everybody hating bc they gagged fizz. god forbid women do anything.
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do you think we could convince hazbin tiktok that vax is a canon character. i think so.
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the voxval lobotomy fic you’ve all been waiting for is finally here! eat up you FREAKS ❤️
#voxval
#staticmoth
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i’m not the type to be like “respect your fandom elders 🤓☝️” but it’s silly that new fans are like “ugh radiodust who ships that it makes no sense” 1st of all shipping is not about what makes sense. 2nd radiodust carried this fandom for 4 years put some respect on their name.
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dawg season 2 is gonna roll around and i’m legit gonna be like “where’s vax”
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so much of the larger hazbin fandom seems to not like velvette and mimzy because they have an “attitude” like you losers are so weak i love you mean women get behind me i’ll save you mean women
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toddler vax bullying vox’s assistant… yanking and biting his tail, flashing “HATE” and “UGLY” on his screen when he sees him, god forbid assistant is forced to hold him because vox has his hands full because vax will pull his hair out
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baby sharks are called pups that’s so cute wtf. vox referring to their kid as their pup while val is pregnant oh i’m so soft.
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one of my favorite hcs is that vox is considered unconventionally attractive or even kind of ugly in-universe because screenheads don’t seem to be too common, but val is objectively gorgeous so whenever people see them together they’re like HOW. roger/jessica rabbit situation.
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thinking about angel and vax. thinking about what angel might think about this spawn of two of the people he hates most in the world. how he’d want to hate the kid but can’t. how much he would hate being forced to comprehend valentino as both a monster and a mother.
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pulled him in my first pack and then got the rest in the remaining four 🩷 i’m God’s favorite princess
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part two of the vax saga, taking place two years after the first. things have not gotten better.
#HazbinHotelVax
#Vax
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i’m so used to the fact that everyone universally accepts that val calls vox daddy i don’t know if my brain would even register it if it actually happened in the show. just “yep business as usual” and then later i’d be like WAIT A MINUTE
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and if i said i like the idea of vox and val being in a 24/7 dom/sub relationship
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someone draw little vax eating these with his papa thank u
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yet another angst fic for y’all <3
this one deals pretty explicitly with eating disorders so proceed with caution <3
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i think vox should pin val up on display like a butterfly so he can admire him and watch him and keep him safe forever and ever and ever but what do i know
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we knew this was inevitable: the vox/val/vox’s twink assistant from episode 2 threesome fic you’ve all been waiting for.
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taking a break from the angst to return to my roots of absolute filth. here’s the vox/val/val’s moth girls fic you’ve all been waiting for 💖
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vox is a terribly distant father to vax. but when vax was very small vox got him exactly one (1) toy, a stuffed shark. vax may be resentful of his dad but that shark is his favorite toy for his entire childhood.
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i saw poor vax and got way too serious about him. here’s a fic about childhood, and trauma, and learning what monsters are.
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i saw some incredible art by
@FruitOfASinner
with vox having two dicks like sharks do and i was immediately wired and inspired. enjoy the weirdest thing i’ve ever written.
#voxval
#staticmoth
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one of my fave tropes in voxval art and fic that i’ve seen is that no matter how rough vox gets with val, he’s always mindful not to hurt his wings. it’s so endearing.
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my newest fic Agamemnon is now up! a story about vox stumbling his way through the early years of being a parent, and doing more harm than good as he does so.
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i think one of the most brave and beautiful types of people you can be is a bisexual man who is just sort of normal with it. like just kind of regular. real unexceptional. like sort of dresses poorly and knows how to drive etc. thank you for your courage
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what if since vax isn’t quite a sinner or a hellborn heaven decides that since he’s technically an innocent and it would be a scandal to leave an innocent child in hell he ends up getting taken up into heaven and val and vox have to deal with their baby suddenly being stolen
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in which vox tortures a guy and valentino gets really, really horny about it. please mind the tags!
#voxval
#staticmoth
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the final installment of the Vax saga is now published! i’ve had so much fun writing this series and it’s become very close to my heart, i hope all of you will enjoy the conclusion ❤️
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i think a lot of vax’s charm is in how uniquely the fandom reacted to him. like i have never witnessed so many people come together and build an almost universally agreed upon personality and design and backstory for a fankid based on a couple doodles and tweets it’s awesome.
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i love vax so much guys. that little fankid has become everything to me.
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working on a fic about vox fumbling his way through the early years of fatherhood ❤️ here’s a somewhat sweet excerpt from when vax is three, which you won’t see too many of because it only goes downhill from here
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in addition to the keychains i also got this adorable vax and vark drawing from
@Veru_din
!!! i love you sm veru 💖
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can i say that travis would be down horrendous for val while he’s pregnant. can we be brave enough to admit that.
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imagine the catalyst for voxval finally getting married is val gets knocked up and vox’s 50s man brain is like “we can’t have a child out of wedlock think of the scandal we have to get married asap” and val is like wtf do you mean the scandal it’s HELL.
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vax attending his first overlord meeting by himself. surely nothing will go wrong.
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the vees spinoff is gonna be about val having vax and the three of them getting into wacky shenanigans trying to raise him trust me guys
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val trying to be a good mom does something to my brain sorry
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in fact it’s a hc of mine that at the beginning of their partnership val did try to get violent towards vox during a tantrum and vox proceeded to fry the shit out of val’s nervous system and from then on they always understood they were on equal footing
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so uh. just testing the waters here. voxval sexy lobotomy. how do we feel about that.
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my newest vax fic is finally here! in which our boy attends his first solo overlord meeting and once again, alastor is the only person having a good time.
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working on the “vax attends an overlord meeting” fic. are we fuckin with this
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vox who has trouble viewing people as actual people and not machines and val who is unable to view himself as a person and not a product. surely this will cause no problems at all.
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