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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
Whatever.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
6 months
@mvndia Whatever.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
7 months
this app is going to shit this sound wont stop fucking playing
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
18 days
@crosswordtwink @FootballReprt @MohToTheEl @ibn_yaffa If you rather kill random civilians and post it on your instagram than serve jail time idk what to tell you.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
6 months
Set the air frier on fire again☹️☹️☹️
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
7 months
@MONOS3XUAL this is worst than 9/11.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
@lunarbuizl bhadbhajhulhie.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@nathappiestgirl @goothdan ai olha mesmo que fosse de forma de "rebeldia" eu to poco me fudendo sabe o simbolo não perde o significado so por cause de como VOCÊ quer que ele seja interpretado. Tu ver um loco com uma swastica na camiseta NINGUEM vai para e fala "ai olha que legal ele eh rebelde conceitual".
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
@de4dname They couldnt get him some acrylics? Just bare nails??.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
6 months
Erm….
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@umaqueridaela
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@RZorrildo @Gustavoavocs @murilologia ?????????????? Porque um medico dormiria enquanto trabalha por mais de 24 horas??????????.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
5 months
@lunarbuizl His personality being wanting to fuck with any men with a pulse.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
still thinking about this crazy headline
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@sissythatpatch like ouuu i know that backyard has bones buried in there
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
@lunarbuizl “We aint average we are not Soso, when cowgirls in the park, itzy loco” WHAAAAAT
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@gadoh23808 @dinnafashh your point was that oppressed people are bad for rallying against their oppressors what the fuck do you want us to say?.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
6 months
@de4dname club classics isnt viral?.
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@umaqueridaela
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@umaqueridaela
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6 months
@namumix One of them is from the latina belt and its not rosalia
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
2 months
Bruce and Selena act like they will die if they dont start fucking within 5 minutes of interacting with each other.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
La vem os puritanos
@ThiagoSussekind
Thiago Süssekind
3 months
Ninguém gostaria mais de mandar o Musk à merda do que eu, mas é uma postura inaceitável para uma primeira-dama.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
Yall will blame anyone BUT kamala lets blame stray kids next.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
Its funny as fuck that yall bitch and moam about f5ve account being a twitter troll while this literally how yall act the difference is one is getting paid to do so, you just don’t got shit else to do
@aquaticsola
— xol. #booktwt
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no music station appearances, no cdtv live performances, no tv appearances in GENERAL, no variety shows, no invitations to major music festivals, stagnating at 164k monthly listeners on spotify, most recent MV hasn't even cracked 800k yet. all y'all do is sit on here and troll.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
11 months
I don’t expect kpop stans that gag at crop top mini skirt combo to understand the gag in this.
@wujugaf
elise
11 months
you had to be there fr. everybody’s saying the music shit, you have no hope, a member’s on the cusp of leaving (you don’t know this yet) and then you see this:
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
2 months
@jaephens RAISED IN WHERE CALIFORNIA?
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@nathappiestgirl @goothdan e eu falo isso como alguem que tinha ela como bias sabe. Se a pessoa não liga pra oque ela faz ou não faz eh uma coisa mas tentar justificar o injustificavel é foda.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@lunarbuizl Oh okay
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1 year
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@chocomenow @fromistura "girl let her be she just want to act".
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
Quotes saying “meeee” “mood” to a rape metaphor……………….
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@chocomenow @fromistura jjrlqwerm bichas does translate to ef ay gee in english without context but it's like the equivalent of saying something like "sis" here so they are not trying to cuss you out dont worry erqjwklrqrwe.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
7 months
@MONOMAMl The way you could change the flags around without anyone noticing a difference.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
9 months
@gendernv THIS SONG GAG.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
8 months
@sissythatpatch when you were streaming and every time it went from cinematic to gameplay the game almost shit itself.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
7 months
Crazy how a tiktok thirst trap was turned into a men can laugh but women can only chuckle situation.
@feministevee
mami
7 months
The same men and women who complain about women's body hair being unhygienic are now crying about a man's body hair being removed because apparently it's part of his endocrine functions. further proving that men are allowed to exist in their natural state while women are not.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
@de4dname I hate his ass cause why he is named Miguel and Brazilian.
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10 months
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
His ass flat as fuck19/&273’d.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
@btstxtkpopchas @jabrii33 @kimhyjs Not supporting a genocide is not political stop being fucking stupid or find a tall building to fall from.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@sissythatpatch NOT KNOWING THE EYE COLOR??TYUWE4R#$%345 WHOOOOAH????.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
11 months
right right
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
11 months
I dont want azula to have a redemption arc like iroh actually
@kayrayart
kay 🩵 || COMMS OPEN
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the way ppl love iroh but hate her even though he did way worse things as a full grown adult compared to what she did at 14
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
19 days
@de4dname Not hairy enough.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
9 months
@sissythatpatch He landed in fire island omg.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 month
@de4dname ntm on tom hardy. .
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@lunarbuizl like omg
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@zb1sora @Backinorder12 aquele primeiro video literalmente põe china e todo o povo mulsumano (chuta qual a religião predominante da palestina) como "inimigos de israel" Além de nas tags do proprio tiktok eles põe a palestina
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@sissythatpatch OH YOU MEANT HER ANGLE.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
28 days
For me the only sin was that ugly as fuck metal shading they decided to do for no damn reason.
@OnePunch_Daily
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One Punch Man season 2 is better animated than you probably remember!
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
If a walmart provides the same items a “proper” bakery would then its a damn bakery
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
4 months
@sissythatpatch this being her best release and one of the best this year¨*&%qwer LIKE WHATQW8E79R.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
@earthstarz123 @EARTH2NIICA Pancake waffles.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
8 months
@de4dname the visibility limited notice&*YU)Piewq.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
5 months
@sissythatpatch is it good, only thing i know about it is the video of the guy tasting it saying "that lil mexican girl olivia rodriguez".
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
6 months
-$&-17737;! Imagine you dont answer a question and 5 minutes later twitter is trying to kill your interviewer
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
THAT CANT BE BLUE IVY¨%#$¨%$??
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
now sat for:
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
8 months
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
2 months
@SeanSketches He can have this pussy for a month too
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@zb1sora @Backinorder12 e como que o video não é contra palestina se ele deixa implícito que palestina é o inimigo? não importa que eles estão falando que oque esta acontecendo esta na biblia é uma conta evangelica é OBIVO que o video é contra palestina.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
5 months
@sissythatpatch This probably meaning having assets valued over a mil and not actually full on millionaires.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
6 months
@KaHouGiaBao @cowboylikedom @Frostmarksman @lowd70 @tenispirata @SkinSpotlights They literally boycotted a maplestory update and harassed the animator and director because in the animated teaser there was a SINGLE frame that was “too close for comfort”. These people are not normal
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
20 days
@de4dname omg they didnt even try why is it oiled up.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
salem gc pipe line.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
If you saw the reactions to this you would think they killed a puppy on vlive.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
7 months
Meanwhile missing those job applications call backs.
@mirandaspov
Miranda 💋☀️
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@nat_dwbua_ Not missing a chance to drag this girl
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
7 months
@namumix Dont let them silence you.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
9 months
White queers like this need to get hit with a brick on the back of the head
@snafuqd
SN🙂FU
9 months
@VaporizedDox boooooorrriiinnggg.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
mawma
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1 year
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@lunarbuizl they had just come back from the tour with a baby on stage and had to deal with rogue drones that caught on fire like omg.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
I know who ever was doing the tracking on her head was mad as hell when she started shaking.
@H0LI3R
Renée Gade
3 months
Me high as hell in the shower
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
8 months
@Newbecca4 @robinbolter @justpoquito @positionsbel Mas é claro, elas ja tem carreira estabelecida kkkkkk.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
9 months
@coloredseung
niza
9 months
I feel like stray kids and ateez 100% have this move in at least one of their choreos.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
@lunarbuizl fan-them.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
Abri o quote e o primeiro Tweet falava “e à responsabilidade da mulher que se relaciona com homem lixo” aí incel é uma praga né.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@_tamissssssss @brokenclockxz Gentrificação, comprar casa em bairros pobres reformam, aumentando o custo de vida do bairro e expulsando quem era mais pobre e não consegue mais morar la.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
3 months
This tumblr ass post.
@itselleokay
elle
3 months
mind you I look like this
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@ChauncyTG @dumbdelvon if that was the point of the post they responded to it would be valid but that person was shitting on the show animation, not making a statement about work load.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
4 months
Got caught bald headed in 4k omg.
@lolz012365
orbit investigator
4 months
video further proving what i said
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
and people fainted.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
11 months
its low res as fuck cause im not feeling like uspcaling the sketch just wanted to throw some colors at it
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
5 months
Just lazy and nasty
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@ANGEL1CALLYTAES @niggaolas @twerkculate their contracts expire and they can chose to continue or not.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@Winter000IZ @iloverickowen @D0NNv9 @makjako @nuttihoe @_benjvmins_ are you gonna fall dead foaming at the mouth if you arent the last one to tweet or something.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
11 months
@pedr0emanuel @irose_artoo magneto daughter is polaris as canon stands right now, not wanda
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@abzp_ @de4dname Your dad scrubs decks in hell.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@_tamissssssss @brokenclockxz O resultado é um monte de casa que ninguém quer pq não é em bairro nobre e quem tem interesse de morar no bairro não pode comprar pq as casas agora são caras kkkk.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
@MON0MAMI TUQDDDD.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
10 months
If they payed connie every time someone posts this screenshot she would be able to buy twitter back from elon musk.
@buffys
10 months
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
9 months
You ARE a f46607 bitch the only warrior in you is that large intestine that still hasn’t collapsed from all the pounding you been getting on that ass from your nazi buddy buddies. I KNOW you inhale dick like its nicki on a line of coke.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
8 months
@sissythatpatch this is cracking me up LIKE*&TIOY3q ."yes" LOUD WRONG BUZER.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
8 months
This aggressive ass response for such a nothing problem ctfu $1$373)4!/)2.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
28 days
This bitch asmondsilver 😭😭😭😭.
@KaladinMeow
Kaladin
29 days
Bro.
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@umaqueridaela
portal slipmami
1 year
castelobruxo as the name and putting the entirety of south american in one place like everyone doesnt hate each other.
@TrueSlazac
Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐
1 year
JK rowling should have been cancelled a decade ago just for having such horrendous world building
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