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@uhlexxxiss
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3 years
I haven’t had sex in so long , so when my dentist said open wide... I opened my legs..... 😳
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4 years
Post Malone is serving! 😍
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4 years
Regina George is the police 😂
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@uhlexxxiss
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3 years
Not me zipping up my foreskin on my jeans 🥺🥺🥺
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3 years
I’m getting a lil depresso because I’m getting obeso 😩😩
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3 years
Bad Bunny concert was amazing! 3 hours non stop with back to back surprise guests! 🤩🤩🤩🤩❤️
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
Truly’s >>>>>> White Claws
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
I really want to have the motivation like Adele to lose weight but here I am eating a bolillo 💀
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
Me after the quarantine is over
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
I hate those coworkers that keep track of your 10 minute breaks
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@uhlexxxiss
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5 years
Small butts matter !
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
My bank account is still negative, where are you stimulus? 😂
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@uhlexxxiss
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3 years
My mans came to drink close to my job so I can join him after 🥺🥺
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
Applying for the radiology program today! Wish me luck! 🥳🥳
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
Biden won, where are all them nudes at? 😂😂
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
Is the ice cream machine working though?
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thee head aquarius
4 years
not a mcmarriage
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4 years
I’m eating air for dinner until I lose 20lbs 🥺
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4 years
Y’all lining up for toilet paper at Costco, but wouldn’t line up to vote
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4 years
Can we go help Nevada count??
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@uhlexxxiss
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3 years
James Charles is bummed out
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
3 years
Instagram will no longer let adults message teens who don’t follow them. “Safety prompts” will be shown to teens when they DM adults who have been “exhibiting potentially suspicious behavior.” 🔗:
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@uhlexxxiss
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2 years
If y’all see me at countdown under a table eating grapes, with my maleta. Mind your business 😂🤫🤫
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
Pull through Michigan and Nevada!
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
The foundation on the wall after the slap has me dying 😂😂😂💀💀
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@uhlexxxiss
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4 years
And just like that, I’m 24 🥳🎉
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