Fred G. Sanford 🐦
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Trump's a big dummy. Windmill Cancer survivor. MAGA is an existential threat to America. No Lists, No DM's
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Disease X is what Elon did to Twitter.
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Here's Markwayne cowering in fear over "tourists" and FBI plants 🤣🤣🤣 I'd love to see more of the J6 tapes
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@rheisler123
@mkraju
@jeremyherb
@DevinNunes
@GOP
@HouseGOP
@realDonaldTrump
This is what I don't get. Even if everything they say is true, we know now. crimes were committed. Indictments aren't fake. Plea deals aren't fake. Trump's money laundering appears more real each day. Doesn't make his crimes less because of how they obtained warrants.
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@gnuman1979
Their hate for people different than them is stronger than their love for their own families. They're sick.
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The ONLY scandal surrounding the J6 Committee is that after they handled the DOJ evidence to prosecute the orange menace, Garland played tiddly winks for months and pussied out. Trump should've been rotting in prison by now. Others have already been sentenced and released.
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Florida man returns to the scene of the crime with Trump water
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In the past 24 hours I've learned that Trump supporters don't know what a Banana Republic is, what communism is or what socialism is. They're divorced from reality.
#NationalDivorce
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Their bullshit about Mueller and FBI text messages isn't sticking so we're back to Uranium One. Hey dummies, the GOP and your orange messiah just took your tax write-offs and gave them to billionaires. Focus!
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I don't want to see George Zimmerman trending again unless he's dead or in prison.
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@realDonaldTrump
Bravo! No democrats won in the Republican primaries. Must be part of the Trump bump.
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@TomiLahren
The racists and homophobes in the comments tell me all I need to know about Tomi.
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@RetirednMad
Average Fox viewer is over retirement age. The rest of us are still working, not at home watching fear tv.
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@realDonaldTrump
You've decided a book that's not even out yet is boring and untrue. You couldn't possibly have read it yet. Mmmm, another lie. Shouldn't be much of a problem deciding who to believe in this scenario.
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@joshtpm
President Trump: not quite as bad as the mafia. Keep those endorsements coming Rudy.
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Reminder: Ted Cruz is trying really hard to get another man to wrestle Jim Jordan. Ted Cruz is a United States Senator. That's the tweet.
I get it, you’re rich. But, apparently, soft. You sure seem scared to wrestle Jordan (whom you keep insulting).
Can’t take the heat? Need to get a manicure?
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@PunisherAmerica
@pearlsintampa
Actually we dislike all shootings. It's the guns. Try to keep up.
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#StandWithTexas
if you're not too busy being shot in school or being forced to carry your rapists baby.
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@realDonaldTrump
@yankees10giu
The best thing about this tweet is that it means you wake up thinking about the Russia probe. You're terrified and you know you're in trouble. Like a cornered animal, you lash out. It gives me comfort knowing how heavy this weighs on you and that it's in your every waking thought
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Is it just me or does Kellyanne Conway look especially methy today?
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Someone told Roy Moore that karma is the reason he's broke. He asked how old she was and wanted her mothers phone number.
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@realDonaldTrump
If finally seeing your tax returns, having your staffs emails subpoenaed, a complete stop to your agenda and protecting the Mueller investigation is what you mean by success, then yes it was tremendous.
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@sheologian
I never trust anyone that thinks their experiences should be everyone's experiences.
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@FBI
Just log into Parler. They're all posting selfies with Capitol police bragging about how easy it was to get in. Maybe start there.
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@realDonaldTrump
He's about as good a navigator as you are President. You both got here by accident.
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@novanova46
@JackPosobiec
First lady even chuckled after he said it. They knew what he meant, just chose to not respond like Trump would have.
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@ultimatechuckno
@NateSilver538
🤣🤣🤣 Are you new here? They're still counting. What do you mean there's no more votes to count. These aren't new votes. They're votes that were ALREADY cast before or on election day. You think we shouldn't count these votes ? 🤣🤣🤣🤡
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@MSNBC
@craigmelvin
The best part about this statement is that she just verified the recording is real. Doesn't matter how many calls there were. You said Omarosa had something in her back pocket (dirt on Trump) and you'll pay her with donations to keep her from saying anything. It's all there.
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@ABC7NY
And you see why people are leaving the service industry. They've been treated like garbage by customers for far too long. And it only got worse during Covid.
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@Brasilmagic
Further proof that asshole bleaching will eventually work it's way into your endocrine system.
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@jr_trocchia
@Alyssa_Milano
Always love how the right has to go back 100+ years to find a decent Republican 😂 Ummm, it's 2018 now. Maybe focus on this time period 😂
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@IngrahamAngle
Well I guess he's toast then. Trump couldn't be calm, measured or clear if his life depended on it.
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@realDonaldTrump
If you still had a functioning lawyer, they would tell you NDA's on public employees are unenforceable. But thanks for playing.
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Trump raw dogs porn stars and playmates, cheats on all his wives, has a secret kid with the housekeeper and may or may not have a pee tape. Looks like somebody's looking to be a televangelist after the White House.
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@MattyB187
@devengus
@mttr0
@AndrewYang
I find it funny how you're referring to stolen documents as "mishandled".
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@Harleyjani
@Miriam2626
@DanScavino
@realDonaldTrump
Most who wear the uniform seem to be able to get through it without committing war crimes. Just sayin
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@BeschlossDC
@mercurygirl7
What's so crazy is that, as bad as Watergate was, Trump's crimes make Watergate look like someone stealing office supplies.
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@hzahaley
@foxandfriends
Yes, this killed her career 😂😂😂😂 You cult 45 members are something else.
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Trump may be the biggest POS that ever existed
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Just met El Guapo, great guy, a good leader. We'll destroy ISIS together
#TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
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Just a reminder, the NRA would have no problem with Sam Nunberg leaving CNN tonight and buying a gun.
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@realDonaldTrump
Oh poor Donnie, we've moved past the hurricane stuff. We're on to Manafort flipping on you now. Try to keep up.
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@bennyjohnson
Republicans last week: Why is Joe hiding? He hasn't given a speech in forever
Republicans this week: Why is Biden talking so much?
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@MinnPatriot
@realDonaldTrump
Please, you HAVE to tell us what drugs you're on. I need to feel this escape from reality.
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@kylegriffin1
"I have great respect for the U.S. United States. Great respect. People call it America. They call it North America. They used to call it Massachusetts, different parts." -Trump probably
#trump
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The first rule of horse Twitter: Don't talk about horse Twitter.
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@jr_trocchia
@Alyssa_Milano
What facts? The fact that there hasn't been a Republican that's stood up for equal rights in decades, as your post proves. Show me something from this century where a repub has championed civil rights.
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The National Weather Service just issued a dictator alert for the greater Washington DC metro area. Stay indoors and away from windows. If you see strange people shuffling around mumbling in red caps, do not approach.
#TrumpParade
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@DerkaCards
@GregShugar
@realDonaldTrump
Cult 45 still thinks this is about sex. It's not ding dong. It's about campaign finance violations. Wonder if teenagers care about that.
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@CraigRozniecki
💯 agree. I'd like to add they also fear it because they think if they accept it, somehow it makes them gay. I knew a guy that was hit on by a gay guy at work and it completely freaked him out and he couldn't stop thinking about it. I said who cares. He couldn't get over it.
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@JamiLamb17
@Angry_Staffer
That's the best guess IMO. They could be looking into Capitol security failures that day. Or they're going after congressional members that were in on it.
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@laurenboebert
You must've slept through yesterday. They're going to. Although if you can't wait, Trump has it. Ask him.
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@cjloiacono
@rollingitout
you obviously weren't buying her crap before. That's why it was pulled, poor sales. Do you hate the free market?
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@realDonaldTrump
Awww, you gave it a nickname so your clueless followers can now start parroting it around. You're so clever. Too bad your dummy supporters aren't.
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Ok Trumpies, you got your wish. We're out of the Iran deal. Now we got death to America and flag burning. Real question, what are you going to do about it now? What's the plan? You're like the dog that caught the car. Now what? You have no answers.
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@realTuckFrumper
I shop there just fine. I just walk past the pride section since I'm not purchasing anything from that section. Just like I walk past the women's underwear section and the frozen food section, etc... Do conservatives not know how to shop?
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It really is amazing how much disinformation Trump supporters are repeating abt the Iran deal. It's like they're parrots. Death to America
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Trump has committed so many crimes against our country and has done so much damage I sometimes forget he's also a rapist. He's a rapist too. Deny this POS bail, handcuff him and put him away. It shouldn't be this hard.
#TrumpIndictment
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders usual facial expression will now be called resting roast face.
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@BeingJWood
I'm still trying to figure out why MAGA is trying so hard to get the J6 prisoners released. Especially since they're all Feds and Antifa.
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First Dennis Miller ruined Monday Night Football now he has his sights set on comedy.
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@CarolynBowen53
@realDonaldTrump
@yankees10giu
I figure if we have to wake up worried every day about how he's gonna screw America, he should wake up worried too. It's only fair.
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Not that I care what happens to Trump but is anyone else bothered that a porn star has a better lawyer than the Leader of the free world?
#TuesdayThoughts
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@darland_sean
@putitinanemail
@FPWellman
@xbxccdw2qj
When you get done masturbating to the pics of dead kids maybe you can make an appt with a good psychiatrist.
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Imagine purposely getting dressed, getting in your car, driving to a location then waiting outside for hours to listen to two people that LOST their election. Mental illness in this country is a bigger problem than I thought.
#TrumpRally
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One silver lining in this tax bill scam is that all the NFL players kneeling just got an enormous tax cut. Way more than the rubes angry with them. Kind of funny when you think about it.
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@LindaWyatt
@JoJoFromJerz
Yes and then upon discovery were immediately returned and there was no conspiracy to lie about it, move them around or share the contents with randos like the orange turd.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
What are you guys having for dinner tonight? Multipurpose or laser jet paper? Looking for meal ideas.
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