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Keep it real, keep it Tyson | I tweet about a lot of bs but mainly stocks, economics, football and BTC/ETH | UF Alum 🐊

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Good things happen to everyone, great things happen to great people
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@clipsthatgohard Fuck around and find a propellor
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@MinkSum Typing “EOD” in an email is acceptable. Saying “EOD” is not
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@clipsthatgohard I see no men in this video
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@1000waystod1e No level of drunk thinks this is unstupid
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@JoePompliano This is a problem. People with low productive output rewarded with high monetary value. Saying it’s “not bad” washes away the fact he did nothing as CEO and walked away with more than most make in a lifetime 50 times over
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@yashar @mercutiax At that depth and pressure, something as small as a bolt being cross threaded and not properly shutting the lid, or even a small quality defect in the metal machining can have serious consequences. I agree I think it was quick and painless a couple days ago due to hardware defect
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@ABC @GStephanopoulos @hulu I’ve shot guns my entire life and have yet to hear of a trigger pulling itself
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@ABC He’s the leader of the executive branch and she’s an executive branch official. Completely within his purview
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@krassenstein *public figure* *claims publicly children will see their dads or brothers naked so why should it matter if other adults are* *gets shit on for pedo vibes* *cries help and wants to sue* Ahh fresh cup of liberal tears I didn’t know I needed this morning
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@EdKrassen @MericasPlumber1 Ed, listen to yourself. Everyone questions this dude because he’s like one of the only ones who was not arrested yet he’s in several videos as a serious instigator
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@UnionJaxJoe @ViciousVideos Type of ammunition matters too
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@idog55 @pissboymcgee Any guest has to go through a bedroom to use a bathroom. Don’t like that - gives me college vibes
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@EdKrassen Adam Schiff lied under oath as a committee chair. Nothing burger
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@FPLFalse9 @1000waystod1e Because each boats motor is designed with the proper pitch to create thrust for the boat. A cage would drastically impact the pitch and thus the thrust produced which could make the boat unsafe in deeper water
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@ABC One of his most human moments we’ve seen publicly tbh
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@FoxNews Nice to know she has him completely in victim mode now. Man she’s a master manipulator
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@stoolpresidente Michigan played well tonight
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@JTT45 @dsleon45 @BumpNrunGilm0re Never was “hurling blocking pads 40mph into the back of my head” apart of Oklahoma drill. I mean at least Oklahoma you know you’re getting hit
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@CNN Were giving out 1 million shots a day already... which if math serves me correctly we would’ve reached 100m by the goal regardless of who’s president. The fawning is already annoying
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@ABC When did praising economic opportunity for people become such a divisive issue? He worked on a Latino board for Obama as well and had similar remarks. This hyper-partisan take on everything is getting really annoying
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@PresidentMaxine @ABC Nope only normal people who have had their lives completely destroyed are allowed to have their cases live on camera. Celebrities and famous people are not allowed to be embarrassed publicly like that
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@krassenstein Dying on this hill with a dude whose in bed with Chinese spies? Got it
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@iamRichyPerry @DValentinaXo @Bornakang Not joking. It also stores moisture so if you’re dehydrated in the desert and have a knife it’s a temporary reprieve and might give you just enough to get help
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@9NEWS This should be illegal
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@fatherblev @NFL_Memes Except during the game
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@stillgray Yes actually they should pay the same amount. This guy telling me he’s never had extra trash before ?? Employees for govt monopolies are second worst to govt employees themselves
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@EdKrassen For those of you who can’t think critically, here’s some specific moments Schiff lied: - During Trump-Russia investigation Schiff asserted Steele dossier was true, despite a committee hearing he attended in 2017 stating that document was false and apart of oppo-research. - He
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@jimcramer Lmao jimmy chill pretending like the Chinese government didn’t forcibly drag people from their homes for simply testing positive. It was not humane at all and pretending like they did a better job by instilling inhumane fear is honestly disgusting bro
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@ViciousVideos Use hollow point and you rarely have collateral
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@idog55 @GuyDealership tell me this is europe without telling me its europe
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@SportsCenter @NFL_Memes These are grown men. Both had the chance to win in regulation. Please do not change the OT rules, not participation trophies and their bodies already take a beating !!
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@historyinmemes Fun fact: Mongols were much larger beings due to the consumption of cows milk, while their Chinese enemies did not consume cows milk. This resulted in many battles where mongols were outnumbered and won convincingly. To which the Chinese dynasty realized the necessity of the wall
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@TrumpWarRoom The fact Brianna Keilar even said they need to take more questions speaks volumes
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@nytimes Honestly I’d pay to see how triggered he was
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@DanRather Trying to figure out what’s so bad about requiring some form of ID to vote
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@thehill So it was never about actually doing anything it was just about posturing politically? Got it ✅
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@clipsthatgohard Bros would meet god after this
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@MarioNawfal So Carlson using undoctored videos is rewriting history?
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@danushman @michaeljburry @TheJusticeDept The FBI searched him up and down for 2 years over an investigation in which a plethora of evidence was falsely procured and submitted to the FBI by the DNC. The FBI does not have a crime they are searching for evidence. They are searching for evidence in hopes of a crime.
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@FootbaIIism Kids these days don’t even know the raiders played on a hybrid baseball field
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@lexi4prez @MattWalshBlog Imagine being so brainwashed that people who want fascist style uniform thoughts are the same ones calling others fascists for having different thoughts
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@ShushIt2 @yashar @mercutiax There were 1hr45m in at 3200m. Small vacuum would cause the sub to crush like a sofa can. Pretty close to 4800psi there
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@samijow @9NEWS So we’re gonna start requiring vaccines that have been around for about a year, for an airborne virus that by all available evidence is here to stay on a seasonal basis? I’m sorry, not with you in this one
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@SportsCenter Toe tap or helmet catch top two imo. Helmet catch takes the cake because it stopped the undefeated season
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@BestFightClip Gotta keep walking or turn around. No time there to freak out
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@NFL_DovKleiman I don’t understand this logic. You play offense to gain yards. If the goal is to get 2 yards, and you have 7 men on the line of scrimmage, you’re going to call your best play to get 2 yards. This is clearly the best play
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@GuyDealership We’re doomed because the manufacturers made vehicles 20 years ago that break less and cost less when they do. The manufacturers now build pieces of crap that break more and cost more when they break. As someone in the industry you want a car you can trust and no $ on it
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@samijow @9NEWS There is no medical reason behind it and I don’t need to be a doctor to see the BS, it’s purely subjective politics and that’s my problem with it. Hep B/C are autoimmune diseases, Covid is not. There really is no logical or scientific defense, unless you can provide me with one
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@UberFacts Me working my way through every number till I’m bored starting at zero and realizing it’s true af
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@SFR_Investor This is why we need more rate hikes.
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@HPNnetwork @AmiriKing Absolutely traumatizing if you’re under 5 this deserves a harsh penalty
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@RealJamesWoods People running after the truck like they’re gonna catch it 🙄
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@s_gaudelli @SportsCenter @KurtPegler @WMBDNews Trucked herself really kid was like a brick wall
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@BurgessOwens @patriotairman @BenMcAdams Being an elected official should be an honor, not a career
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@ABC Doubling the number of testing sites won’t do anything. A lot of them already are not operating at capacity
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@ndumohg @SportsCenter @mcten He definitely ain’t starving in that picture
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@EdKrassen Ed this is so badly biased it’s hilarious. Hilary literally handed information to the FBI at face value and they took it, though it was incredibly false
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@Stewie3161 @dennishegstad @JoePompliano Because it’s Augusta Georgia not Martha’s Vineyard
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@ScottGottliebMD Yes “vaccine mandates” existed but 1) exemptions were respected - today they are not, and 2) no one cared about my vaccination status - until now. That’s the problem. Additionally it’s a problem when those with both shots + booster continue to act like it’s April 2020
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@Nostre_damus What’s really gonna boggle your mind is when gold and Bitcoin correlate in this same scenario
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@RobberyFaiI All I’ve got from this page is if I’m in another country and two dudes roll up in a motorbike nothing good is about to happen
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@jimcramer Dude you literally asked “where are the haters now” 12 hours ago. You ask for it and then complain when you get it. Childish
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@NFL_DovKleiman Best rule in football because it’s the ultimate punishment for undisciplined football
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@NoCapFights This the type of dude who takes his car in for an alignment the next day and says “i don’t know why my car feels out of alignment”
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@ET_Chapman4 Not a lions fan but this kid is built to win them games in Nov/Dec/Jan. September is practice
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@oukalitics Florida and Texas have less combined deaths and more than double the combine population 😂
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@noespanoltrick @benshapiro Lol same people who want the government to implement federal laws enforceable by the federal government, are the same people complaining the federal government is overstepping their boundaries in protecting a building that, by law, they are to protect
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@Nostre_damus @TikTokInvestors I love when he says “this is where people lose me because they don’t want to put in the work” 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@GuyDealership Everything pre emissions standards is so much cheaper and easier to fix
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@AdamKinzinger @elonmusk We should not be funding a war that is not ours, period. Little fella missing the point again
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@Morbidful No one thinks of tying a rope to a vest and anchoring in the ice?
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@BrandyZadrozny @FreeBeacon @libsoftiktok @TuckerCarlson As you make money on the backs of marginalized people, but woke
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@NFLinMotion Literally led with his hands to push him
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@Budgetdog_ I literally see people run from one $1000 repair to a $600/month payment and I’m like bro. The math 😭
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@yashar Young men are gravitating this way because they have millennial teachers shoving rainbows and social justice down their throats
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@NFL_DovKleiman TRAVIS HUNTER IS IN THE REAL MANS CLUB
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@DailyCaller @TrumpWarRoom @SenatorTimScott Man I love listening to @TimScottSC dude is commanding when he speaks. Thank you for your hard work Tim!
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@jimcramer Federalism may be extremely inefficient, but damn it beats the alternative. @jimcramer I didn’t think you’d stoop to this level. Lost a lot of respect with this one seemingly innocent tweet
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@business The bubble they’ve driven is fascinating lmao
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@SportsCenter @EliManning Best thing ESPN has done in a while. It’s honestly like football school
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@CFBcampustour @BradPowers7 Nope the NFL is a much higher quality level of football
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@crazyclipsonly Imagine thinking so little of what you just caused to skate away.
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@hausainaw @ardentreal @greg16676935420 $3.6 million at 6% is income for the rest of your life. $212k the first year. Live on half and let the other half continue to accrue interest. A is mathematically a much smarter financial decision. Saying you’d choose B is a mindset and doesn’t actually measure asset quality
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@MagitekDad @Kenny___Rose I think every one of those people you mentioned would agree with me that life is easier now than 50 years ago. Cancer treatments are everywhere. Therapy for PTSD exists when it didn’t after Vietnam.
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@Prez Bros in the NFL and is such a softie he gets triggered by some random reporter who actually has a cute lady. Grow up Jamal
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@benjiokoh @Beardo_Live @stillgray Doesn’t depend on prankee. If you can’t prank someone without destroying their property you’re not funny
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@Whisper868 @vidsthatgohard Actually yes he was not a threat to the delivery man. That would likely be 2nd or 3rd degree murder or manslaughter depending on the state
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@anothercohen They’re consistent. Of all the restaurants I’ve been to around the country these restaurants do not have near the best food but it is always consistent no matter what city I’m in. Chilis especially - never had a bad meal from there
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This could make even the most evil person in the world’s heart happy
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🔊 Still in a state of slight-to-moderate mourning. This adorable little girl was and is all of us. (via @rocworx / YouTube)
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@SportsCenter @KurtPegler @WMBDNews Last kid fell just to make his mom feel good. She hit him like a damn brick wall
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@jimcramer Bro you literally have contributed to many peoples fears about the virus
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@EdKrassen @rosamariav_09 I’d rather have a president who says what they think versus one who says what you want to hear
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@JoePompliano Football is really just an aggressive chess match
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@jimcramer Hilarious. A week ago you were clamoring there was no plan
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@razorfang @andrey_seas @jordanbpeterson @DrBrianKeating Insulting both. Dudes simping this hard are into child porn. Grown women behaving like this lack self respect and maturity. A damn abomination for our species on this one
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@sberends1 @N1ckSandmann @brandonmhall Will be pennies compared the civil suits he will file, if they even go through on a self defense ruling
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@ulrika_da @anothercohen I think the provocative point is not a whole lot is accomplished other than a few campaign edits
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@yotoonie @JohnSmi13108865 @davidgokhshtein @elonmusk Doge is a shit coin it was literally made as a joke and no one outside of meme culture in the United States accepts it. BTC accounts for more transactions in Africa than some currencies and is already widely accepted at many businesses in Asia. Full stop, it’s shit
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