Twitch streamer
@Lewd1sh
has been suspended for licking candy canes on stream. Twitch CEO Dan Clancy responded by saying "after that guy fucked the pizza last week, we're not taking any chances".
Hosting will be gone from Twitch so here’s 3 better ways to support streamers for free:
- Have sex with them
- Go door to door and tell your neighbours about them
- Have sex with your neighbours and tell them about me
#twitch
#bachelorette
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Ahead of The Game Awards, Geoff Keighley announces GTA6 is a late addition for Game of the Year. "Yeah it comes out in 2025, but it deserves to be here".
This animal streamer was suspended after showing a pregnant cat's nipples. Twitch CEO Dan Clancy is standing by the ban saying "that cat was way too sexy, and knew what they were doing was against TOS".
Even though I made it into
@ShareOnHover
NTS Top 4, my wife still made me sleep on the couch while she shared a bed with her life coach Marlus, kinda bullshit
To my high school teacher who said talking about diarrhea to strangers is “not a skill” and to “vacate the teachers washroom”, what do you have to say now?
@ShareOnHover
My wife is joining me for my stream tonight. We’re playing Escape Academy. If I win we have sex for the first time, if she wins she gets to cut my dick off and throw it in the river. Marriage, am I right folks? You know after 14 years together I think the best advice I have ev
Apparently I made it into
@CapriSunnPapi
100 Streamer Discord Call. There’s no proof of it happening but my wife watched it live and said everyone called me a loser virgin and it’s 99 vs 1 to see who can make me cry?
I’m gonna paint with my dick live on Twitch tonight, I don’t see anything in the guidelines against it and I just got a blue chew sponsorship that takes up 69% of the screen!
Wow, this is devastating to see. But honestly this has only lit more of a fire under my grundle to stream 18 hours of my taxidermy road kill every day. I have quit my $100k job to do this for my 4 ccv and 2023 will be my year
#ContentCreator
#TwitchRecap
#RIPJimmyFallon
The definitive Penis Tier list is done. A big thank you to
@Nikkie_Stones
for being my hostage and helping us on our journey and having story for every word! Tell us how we did!
Every single person last night completed the power hour as we smashed our goal of raising 1k for
@ExtraLife4Kids
. Thanks to everyone who stopped by, cheered us on and donated to a great cause!
Hey, are you a fuckin' Canadian? Or American with a Timmies just a rip away? Do ya like friggin' up your tummy pretty good there bud? Then join me in this nightmare of a quest!
TIMBIT POWER HOUR
Filmed the most “I’ old as dirt” clip today, including: a 3 stair firecracker, saying nope to a fs grind on a ledge cause it was “too fast”, an okay 180, and a bs boardslide. Art!
PIZZA ROLL POWER HOUR - Contestant # 3 is
@christikalTTV
. A veteran of every power hour we've had. They've finished 2 and are looking for a third title. Can they unify the titles? Find out On January 22nd!
I made a bot that looks at what’s trending on Twitter and it will create tweets for me for max engagement. Test 1:
She Hulk pegged me and gave me polio
#VtubersUprising
Making top 16 in
@ShareOnHover
Next Top Streamer has cured my COVID. But the LAMESTREAM media doesn’t want you to know about it! Also I’m sweating profusely and still have COVID. See you this week friends!
Spooger - 0/10 bad name
Spoogger- 1/10 technically wrong and also bad
The 1999 Grammy award nominated hit Smooth by Rob Thomas and Carlos Santana - 10/10 man it’s a hot one
Mousetrap Kitchen has been shut down by the health inspector. But thank you to everyone for the trap resets, ill wishes, subs, raids and everything else. We will open the kitchen again, don't worry