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Respect all women.
Pretoria, South Africa
Joined May 2015
It’s a Tuesday night. He must think they’re still in the Champions League
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At least Rihanna left music at her peak, idk what this one is tryna do 💀.
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The risk with booking Kanye for Hey Neighbor is he could come wearing all black with a mask and just stand on the stage for an hour and say nothing 😭😭😭.
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Stop asking people to include you in their NYE plans. Avoideka.
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Some girl quoted this and said “sbwl a squad like this”. I opened her avi and just kept quiet.
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#ifAfricaWasAschool Chad would be that ghost student noone knew existed until they saw them at Graduation.
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Game ain’t based on sympathy.
Whatever happens, this man deserves to have a Champions League soon. Some of the things he does with the ball 🤤
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Big congratulations to everyone who’s passed the APC 🥳🔥❤️ don’t be shy to celebrate coz this is a massive achievement!. To those that might not have made it this time around, don’t lose heart. Dust yourself off and go again coz it WILL end in CA(SA) ❤️ your story’s not finished.
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My sister, I promise you you’re the only person who thought Bheki owns Bolt.
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Put it back in my pants coz that’s public indecency 💀.
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Wits girls are for UJ boys. UJ girls are for UJ boys. Wits boys can have each other .#WitsFreshersAdvice .#UJFreshersAdvice
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@sickasx6 @phuckland @Belladiamondsx @tendenciesv1 @SnortCiroc_ @slapthebowler @Fly_Malcolm_X @franley12 Niggggaaaaaa😩🤦🏿♂️.
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Mane when he comes back from AFCON and he sees Luis Diaz and Fabio Carvalho in Liverpool training:
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“Liverpool will hand us our first UCL” 😭😭😭😭😭 nah you citizens were moving mad. You deserve this.
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With the amount of backlash Zouma got for kicking a cat, I’m expecting Dean Henderson’s head on a spike outside Old Trafford by end of day 🙂.
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Lyle Foster made the right decision for the sake of his mental health
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Niggas will say “La Liga > EPL” to seem like they have elite ball knowledge 😂😂.
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Kwid owners hiding their cars in their mouths so the wind doesn’t blow it away
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Your attitude got you kicked out the car, not your sexuality. I’m pretty sure that Uber driver has bigger concerns than who you sleep with. .
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Stone Cold.The Rock.Vince McMahon.Eddie Guerrero.Shawn Michaels.Triple H.Booker T.The Undertaker.Jeff Hardy.Big Show.Matt Hardy.Kurt Angle.Lashley.Kane.Umaga.Bobby Lashley.Ric Flair.Lita.Edge.Randy Orton.Great Khali.Rey Mysterio.John Cena.RVD.Chris Jericho. Now THAT was an ERA!🔥.
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@Yomna__Moustafa I've sent her 9 letters who's first letters are "S, E, N, D, N, U, D, E & S" but she still doesn't get it 😒".
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Hitler and Mugabe’s reactions when Queen Elizabeth enters hell’s gates
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Henderson and Maguire when the transfer window comes to a close and the Saudis didn’t bid for them
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Why are you people THIS invested in other people’s personal lives??😕.
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Avocado is for people that couldn’t afford jam as kids 🚮.
What’s your unpopular opinion on food which gets a reaction like this?👇🍗
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Y’all need to hurry up and open those women only gyms. For the sake of men.
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Rihanna last released a song in 2018 btw.
To be fair Rihanna has one real banger album(ANTI) and even it pales in comparison to Beyonce's third best album. .
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That makes no sense coz that same Madrid was humiliated by Man City a few months ago and Man City wanted you. So stop the cap. Bitch ass nigga.
Jude Bellingham: “I was at the final when Madrid beat Liverpool, that was a huge factor in my decision to join Real”. ✨⚪️ #RealMadrid. “I’m joining the greatest club in the world and it’s not about money”.
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Haaland is not even City’s best player he’s just their top goal scorer. I don’t get these Balon D’or shouts.
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Skhumba's piece on that CC Roast of Somizi🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂 that nigga went in on Ntsiki Mazwai💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😂
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Looks like a tray of mogodu 😭😭.
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Crazy how much money City have spent on De Bruyne, Bernardo Silva, Jack Grealish etc, all in an effort to replace James Milner. And yet not one of them is a superior player.
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The Lord has added another year to your crush’s book of life y’all 🎈🥰
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Medusa and The Rock staring at the each other coz she can’t turn him into stone
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Performative mental health awareness olympics on the TL today 🥱.
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Now that the real Queen B is in the country, what do we call the other girl??👀 #GlobalCitizenFestival
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#WhatBoresMeAboutFaceBook. They are gonna start talking about Nadia Nakai's makeup in July 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Wash your football jerseys the same way you wash your graphic tees guys. Inside out, 15 minute cold wash. Do not tumble fry and let them air dry.
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@optimisticalri @greycap2 @NiggazWILIN I once fell asleep while standing and everyone sat down but me 💀💀💀.
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I want someone who looks at me the way Van Dijk looks at Matip 🥺.
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Gents, if you were in prison and getting chowed would you throw it back to make it go faster?😭.
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You have the same UCL pedigree as Bayer Leverkusen but at least they actually scored in the final that they lost. Try another one, come on. .
Your own ancestors have never seen your club lift a PL title and you wanna address me?? Even Vardy has celebrated the same amount of PL title as you!.
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You only go to the ss to check your bank balance and see people. No need to be buying food everyday. Don't play yourself.#UJFreshersAdvice
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Watching a real midfielder in Dominik Szoboszlai play for my club after being subjected to years of Milnerson
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I’m a sample man. Pap, chakalaka and 300g of every type of meat available is all I wanna see on my plate 🙏🏿.
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I say let’s play for a penalty and win this 15-16. That would really hurt the colonisers 😤.
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@SE_Cebekhulu @Gerwld @BaeSMASHSA God explicitly commanded man that there should be no same sex relationships. What's there to bless here? Please don't use God's name in vain
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For Chelsea’s new signings to turn out like Lampards signings 🕯️🕯️🕯️.
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Things I don't tolerate:."hud"."wud"."k"."mng"."hy"."g n u"."lomb"."lib". TF are you doing with the rest of your time. Miss me.
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Chelsea laughed at Man United and called them “title pretenders” but look at them now 💀. Life comes at you fast.
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