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1 year
If I start a podcast talking about random shit will y’all listen? Anyways here is the first episode:
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8 months
This is the most Friday looking Thursday
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1 month
Jacob Juma is proof that you should tweet all those intrusive thoughts🫵🏾 Mbinguni hakuna maswali za digital footprint 🙏🏾mashallah
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1 year
Ain’t no way we were laughing that much in highschool and we were sober😂😂😂
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27 days
Nani huyu anafunza mamangu new lingo? Young man I will find you
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1 month
Literally nothing about Rongai in the news ????????????? He’s definitely controlling the media! #RutoMustGo
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9 months
Pesa kweli ni sabuni wueh Huyo ni Polycarp anakaa Lupin?
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1 month
I intend to make kesho my first maandameezy ever I’m nervous Tips?🥺
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9 months
Kc pineapple is now cheaper than a national ID eh eh eh I wonder….
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8 months
Spotify telling me “you romantic you” nikijua vile mapenzi imenifanyia this year has triggered me💀
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2 months
😭😭😭😭
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1 month
“Next Gen” Shit sounds like a petrol station😭GO HOME bruh
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9 months
Uni is all fun and games until November 😭😭😭😭😭
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Whoever invented chedva may you and your children and your children’s children never lack😩🙏🏾
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6 months
Yaani unatoka nje unapumua pekee, half your mpesa balance is GONE
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2 months
Real yoghurt drinkers know lemon biscuit is supreme
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The Delamere pear caramel yoghurt is the best yoghurt ever
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1 year
Nothing more embarrassing than kubebwa na boda inacheza loud music😭😭😭
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8 months
Lol it’s only TUESDAY???😭those two days have felt like a whole week in itself
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5 months
I say “na mko na mambo💀✋🏾” at least three times a day everyday because fr mko na mambo
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2 years
Call me Ombachi the way I'm DONE
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1 year
Loving a broke 🥷🏾 is so hard Wdym “nitumie chwani nitakurudishia”
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2 months
Everyday I hate y’all for not voting for Wajackoyah Saa hii the only worry we would have is lung problems
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1 month
What kind of a country hires snipers to shoot down its own citiziens ???????? Hii unyama ya aina gani WTF #RejectFinanceBill2024
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2 years
Uzuri wa medium ugly men akishapiga luku he’s a 10
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1 year
Tumebaki wawili kwa dunia hatujuaona Barbie and Oppenheimer
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9 months
Chris Kaiga you have one more month to act accordingly
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A round of applause for Kenyan music 2023 please.
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2 months
Jealous of people who can just eat breakfast immediately after waking up with no nausea
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1 month
How did the MauMau used to survive? 😭😭😭 Gai Nataka tu mtu anitolee hasira zake za Ruto if yk what I mean 😭
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1 month
Is the Kasmuel hate train over so that I can finally admit how he can get it? 👀
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3 months
Aki kuanguka chini as an adult is so embarrassing 😭alafu watu kwa barabara waanze “pole woi pole”😭 Nguvu inakuisha kabisaaa
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Vile nimeanguka ata siamini...my body has reset 😭😭 kutoka nje tena labda kutupa dustbin.
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2 months
A smocha when you haven’t eaten anything in 24 hours really heals the soul
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3 months
Seeing your parent getting sick is so scary wah Ebu pona haraka urudi kunisumbua
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1 month
Mambo yameenda mulama guys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Canon event ya kushikwa na mzazi na blunt imenifikia finally😣
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Mum: “So utawacha bangi” Me:
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1 month
Mambo yameenda mulama guys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Canon event ya kushikwa na mzazi na blunt imenifikia finally😣
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The third wheeling that comes from hanging out with people like this <<<<
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Ubaya ya kuhang out na sisi is we have so many inside jokes 😹you'll say a random word and we'll burst out laughing and you'll think we are crazy
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3 months
Ni mimi pekee sipendi mzazi akiwa leave?😭😭😭 I need my designated 8 hours of silence alone in the house or I’ll start tweaking Why between my safe space you’re passing around?😔
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1 year
I’ll never forget my ex used to play break up songs when we were with him nashinda nikishangaa mbona kumbe mimi ni rebound 😭😭😭
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8 months
I may look ok but deep down I really miss singing those catholic songs during mass in highschool
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1 year
Eh please mko funny😭😭😭
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2 years
If I send you my pictures I expect you to reply with a voice note of you barking, call me mommy and tell me I’m the hottest person you’ve ever seen in your life.
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Shout out to the girl he chose instead of me You are extremely beautiful and talented and I have learnt so much from you from all the crippling stalking I have been doing In another life I would have loved to be your friend 🫶🏾
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4 months
GK is hilarious 😂😂😂
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2 years
Usingizi ya matatu ni the second best thing after usingizi ya desk na church
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1 month
The pandemic of your parent’s house and household items not being the aesthetic you want <<< 😔
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5 months
Wdym unachukia watermelons? The most unproblematic fruit. Wewe wacha upick me
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1 month
Sijadj tangu last week juu ya stress😔 #RutoMustGo
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2 months
Someone just asked me kama naenda Summertides… I can’t believe y’all parents just let you go to another county for a concert and sleep over there… 😭mimi ata kuenda duka ni shida
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5 months
If you’re having a bad day just eat fries I promise you’ll feel better
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4 months
Unpopular opinion: Imperfect dental formula makes your smile so uniquely beautiful 💗
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Ted Baddie💕
4 months
Dentition inaeza maliza face card mbaya
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3 months
Getting fake drunk on alvaro after a swimming day >>>> Mehn I miss my childhood
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#FreeAljabMusinguzi #FreeThemAll
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9 months
I really wanna go to Karura and ride a bike the whole afternoon then eat alottttttt 🥺
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8 months
Kenya?💀labda Size 8
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8 months
Mtulete SZA Sasa!
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7 months
Why in hell is January looking like July???☹️
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1 year
I just know I’ve started menopause because there’s no other explanation
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9 months
Ni age gani mtu hufika ndio mzazi anaelewa uko na shughuli za usiku so hulali kwake???
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2 years
Kuna mtu anafungua shule kukalia exams na analala tu🫵🏾
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Saa hii if you employ me you’ll be the one who was there for me when I had nothing
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Kuchapwa na mzazi ukiwa na ID nayo ni aibu
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7 months
Na chakula yote nitakula leo better go straight to my ass na si tafadhali
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2 years
Sleep paralysis is the most terrifying thing walai
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😭This is my last year of lacking confidence I’ve been my own enemy for too long
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8 months
Duka inajiita thrift shop lakini bei ni za Mr Price Make it makes sense jameni ???
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1 year
Me during mass in highschool
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9 months
Sisi good girls tuko inside this fine public holiday…hatuna mti ya kupanda Tunaskiza ctrl ya SZA
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1 year
Mzazi amepata lighter nimeambiwa niketi tuongee
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4 months
Spotify will damn near harass you to pay for that premium 😭😭😭
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5 months
😂😂😂Tumebaki wawili Nairobi hatujafika Wine Tails
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2 years
I might be the only one who has never used fuliza
@SonofOluwaa
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Once you start fulizaring there is no way back😭.
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5 months
Nilikuwa niwache pombe but Carrie Wahu amesema tulewe mko???
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Tf is this???🤣😭😭😭😭
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7 months
Nikibrush meno, heri nitapike lakini ulimi ikuwe safi
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1 year
I need a stoner boyfriend who we can get high and nasty with
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2 years
If the notes app on my phone gets leaked I will die.
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8 months
THIS is real love imo
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2 years
I need like 10 cargo pants ASAP
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Nyawanga with that “dhana potovu”
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10 months
Bare minimum nigga starter pack
@ndungusndegwa
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POV: I'm your boyfriend
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The smell of simsim
@Mavi084
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4. What is the aroma/smell/fragrance you hate the most?
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First day of school kesho Kuchelewa class nimewacha. Ni mimi nafungua milango za lecture hall
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The sun is burning like my love for you
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I love chips so much I want to be a waru
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4 months
Wdym you are still sending streaks in 2024 at your big age?
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Ukiangalia haraka kazikai vibaya
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Told my mum to do mini twists on my hair… Amezigawa ni kama hataki I feel sick😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
Idc Shooting a friendship shot makes me more nervous than shooting a relationship shot
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Damn a year is actually such a long time because I am not the person I was in January AT ALL Like even the way I’m viewing the world is so different whattt😂
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4 months
Catching up on the Boina drama instead of reading for my exams >>>
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1 year
Na kama huwezi tembea mbio CBD usiende Nkt
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Mzazi hatambui kama umetoka date na umekula huko so ushashiba Anaexpect upakuwe hiyo ugali na ukule akiona😔😭
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1 year
TikTok idc if my network is unstable….you better load those damn comments
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2 years
''Wee umbwa'' (romantically)
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Cooking is fun when there’s no one in your ear yelling “zii mbona unafanya hivo…inafaa kuwa hivi”
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I wish the sun at 4pm-6pm lasted longer
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Show me your lipgloss game
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“Can I call you rose?”
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2 years
Mwaka ya kukuwa academic weapon imewasili Happy new year❤️
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1 year
You never really appreciate Wifi until ikatwe and now the only app you can load is your gallery
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9 months
When it’s so bad that journaling isn’t enough you need to draw😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Every day my delulu reduces and I unlock a new level of “gai aki ni mimi ulifanyia hivo”
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11 months
Once you start paying for spotify premium you can’t go back to the ghetto that is listening to ads
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1 year
This is your sign: Don’t undo those braids😭kuna baridi nywele inashrink tu😭
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7 months
The worst thing about this heat is the under boob sweat😭
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