lady lazarus 🦇🇵🇸
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Yes i give unhoused people money. No i don’t care what they use it for. Not everything has to be a fucking think piece, y’all talk entirely too much sometimes.
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bro, vulnerability is so fucking hard. If I told you anything sappy please know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression.
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lmfao niggas die every day bitch you’re not special
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just sent a vulnerable message so now i have to turn my phone off and move to a different country under a pseudonym
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friends do not say mean things to friends under the guise of it being “jokes”
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can i not be a whore in love? damn y’all strict.
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Papayas taste like they were supposed to taste good but changed their minds at the last minute
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Chr*st*anity is a joke because there is a redemption arc for rapists and abusers but just fuck the f•ggots, right?
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If you’re queer, i feel like it’s important for you to also have friends who are queer. Some of my deepest connections have been among queer friends rather than romantic partners.
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i have developed a habit of just screaming very loudly whenever a white tries to talk to me…like leave me alone
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lol this bitch named “Jedediah” 😭😭😭
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imma need you guys to be kinder to your wives & girlfriends so that they don’t mistake my intrigue & kindness for flirting
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the way how i would just close the microwave and go take a nap 😭
shit like this piss me off so bad like all the oatmeal fr???????
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you struggling with loving yourself doesn't mean that you're unworthy of love
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“don’t you have a girlfriend?”
yes and she sent me to come talk to you, beautiful, wyd ?
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i love that little post that says “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm”. That shit changed my life, every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i'm like Aha! It's 10:26 PM, You Cannot Fucking Trick Me!
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opening pads in public bathroom stalls 😭
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Artic Monkeys knew what the fuck they were doing with “Do I Wanna Know”. Heart-breaking. Irreproachable. Timeless.
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if you’re having gay sex tonight I hope you’re doing it by a fireplace so that the heat can prepare you for the pits of hell
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Queers, y’all just gon’ keep going? discourse every single day? persistently? relentlessly? incessantly??
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people will be in their houses using drugs and alcohol to cope, then go out into the world refuse to give unhoused people money because “they will spend it on drugs”
??????
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not being tongue deep in a black woman with stretch marks rn feels almost criminal.
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have you ever noticed how we pick up little habits and phrases from the people we love? it's no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave
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why are the few days before your period so fucking emotional dawg?? i almost burst into tears at publix watching an old man pay for a bag of oranges with some dimes
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Lol no cause queer breakups are so dramatic 😭😭 why did i not eat for a weeek???
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i’ve cried like 4 times today. I need a hug or to be fucked passionately or something idk
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i don’t care what kind of day I’m having, i will not move out of the way for white people…
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@ people who can break an egg into a frying pan using only one hand: you think you’re better than me?????!
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they really said “you’re depressed??? why not just stop being depressed??”
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Queer friendships, built on a shared sense of belonging and care, can be transformative.
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i have like 3 more “me and who”s left in me before i start testing the fragility of people’s relationships
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a man at the grocery store bought this kid a lollipop & said to her “don’t tell mom” and then turned around & winked at me like i asked to be a part of their twisted web of lies
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what do you mean you don't want a vial of my blood in a necklace???? i thought you had feelings for me????????????
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I hate that a common misconception people have about black queer people is that we must be black first; there are black people who exist at the intersection of multiple, marginalized identities.
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another day without a beautiful woman sitting on my face while playing in my hair. woe is me, for i am undone.
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seeing straight cis centered tweets on my TL are always like little jump-scares ‘cause AHHH! WHO LET YOU IN HERE????.
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Hugs are great, especially those hugs that are so tight you can feel the other person's heartbeat and for a moment everything feels so calm and safe like nothing can hurt you
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“…but do your parents know that you’re gay?” is not the fucking “gotcha!” moment that y’all think it is
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i stopped trying to make friends when i realized that people too often mistake my intrigue for romantic interest.
If i want you, i let that be known. I never approach anyone under the guise of a friendship if i have other intentions.
Please get over yourselves.
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what the fuck is taking the aliens so long ??? i’m tired of paying bills dawg.
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how many of your tweets do I have to like before we hold hands ??
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i’ll never apologize for how loudly and intentionally i love
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i would prefer to be left alone than offered bare minimums and breadcrumbs
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“Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?” was a cold ass line man idk
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i don’t know why masculine presenting women always think me staring at them means i’m being malicious…nigga you are fine as fuck what are you doing tomorrow night?
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if you’re straight, don’t ask me for relationship advice, imma tell you to rob him then fuck his brothers.
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i just acquired a new piercing and let me just let y’all know…i am now sexier than i was before
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you know, i’d be completely fine with a ghost in my house if each time a bloody message appeared on a wall it was something helpful like “THE REMOTE IS UNDER THE SOFA”
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE BORN IN TWO THOUSAND AND…??? ANDDDDDD???
LIKE THAT SHIT DOES NOT SOUND REAL TO ME 😭😭
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don’t ask me about the shit i’m passionate about ‘cause once i start talking?? 😭
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ever so often i sit and think about all the queer people who have lost their lives for simply existing as themselves and it completely tears me apart
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whenever i make new friends i always push my “drink tea” and “get your nipples pierced” agenda
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oh that? that’s just my emotional support stack of books that i haven’t read yet
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i think the weirdest thing is when you stop talking to someone and you still have all this left over information about them
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i’m a hopeless romantic, which means all my brain cells are pastel pink and heart-shaped
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lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic chemistry between women on TV but in real life? LOOOL
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i know it’s Valentine’s Day & i’m all for the love of it all but please, give me a trigger warning before you post your white partners.
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Bro i don’t care how many times they show the controller, i am in disbelief every single time 😭😭😭😭
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sometimes you just need the anger passionately fucked out of you
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though they may be well-intentioned, i don’t like fucking with books written by straight people that “describe”or try to grasp queer experiences
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do you ever have like an intense feeling of love, but not in a romantic way? and i don't mean just caring about someone, i mean you read a kind message from them and your heart squeezes with affection and you just are so glad you met this person and that they're there for you
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be mindful of being so understanding of other people's unkind behaviour towards you that you abandon yourself
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how do people have consistent fun at parties?? like don't they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside by themselves ??
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1. i will not validate that queerness for you.
do not ask me what my queerness looks like or what it means. Do not ask me about who i’m fucking. I will not “prove” my queerness (and by extension my gender identity) to you.
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dance like nobody is watching. tweet like everyone has muted you.
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y’all ever read a book where every two pages you have to put it down and let it cool off for a little bit ‘cause the writer is just saying too much real shit?
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i don't want the kinds of love I experience to ever be rooted in ownership
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I go out into the world and a man tells me that i’m fine and i respond with “ my girlfriends think so as well” and then he threatened to kill me…
i’ve got to die because women think i’m hot? Why not k*ll yourself & not me?? LMFAO WHY ARE YOU SO FRAGILE AND FICKLE??
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HELLO TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO READ THESE TWEETS BUT NEVER SAY HELLO. I CAN SEE YOU.
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s/o to the people who haven’t got a single fucking thing figured out because they didn’t expect to be alive this long…
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i am a sucker for queer wedding photos. We're enemies? let me see the pics. You are now divorced? hand 'em over. Ruined each other’s lives? you both still looked incredible.
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really, i should be waking up to chamomile tea and titties in my face but whatever, i guess.
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thinking about how dem kids could have just given that rabbit some cereal. “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!” was just unnecessarily mean.
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gay culture is getting excited when you see other gays out in public but instead of talking to them you just...stare
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being prescribed ADHD medication is funny to me because what makes you think I’ll remember to start taking them?
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it is with a heavy heart i must announce that i am once again thinking about being kissed on my forehead
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