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not to be a fuckin nerd but sometimes a class is so good it feels like the professor jus took ur brain out of ur head n did this to it
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going thru my teenage journals and this part knocked me the fuck out, what was he on about??? 😭😭😭😭
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Urdu doesn't have capital letters kiunkeh yeh hamari commie zabaan hai
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They should invent an undergraduate program that doesn't make you want to fucking kill yourself
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this is how my decision behavior professor announced that class is cancelled today. i adore this man
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how it feels to be allowed to participate in girl talk as a dude
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my problem is that I need the other person to make the first twenty moves before I can even begin to comprehend that they might like me back
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seeing ppl u grew up with getting married is such a whiplash moment like damn we'll never be this young again. time's arrow really only marches forward after all
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mashallah sister, have always been a fan of your super halal tweets
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Noori and Shilpa Rao's rendition of Paar Channe De is possibly one of the best songs to come out of the subcontinent — ever. What a beautifully produced, performed, and structured track.
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lahori conversations are literally like:
- haan bro easy scene hai?
- "yes yes jaani easy scene, tera easy scene hai?"
- easy jaani buss easy scene hee hai
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papa jee ik dou drug problems during your college years tou character building vastay zaroori hundi veh
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Lets say hypothetically, shawty got them apple bottom jeans, and for the sake of argument, boots with the fur. Now if the whole club was looking at her, and theoretically speaking, she hit the floor, can I assume that the next thing you know, would thus be, that shawty got low
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i have a tattoo that says "hamesha der ker deta hu" that i got when i was getting myself out of the shittiest n most self-destructive phase of my life as a reminder to not keep hesitating n delaying the important things in life, and on nye i finally (1/2)
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we need to remove the like feature from ig stories so people can start properly flirting with each other again
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guys many of you might not know this but it turns out if you always keep yourself busy with work you wont have the time to think about how miserable and lonesome you are
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hey (with the intention of flirting for a while and then never seeing each other again because we realize that it's not meant to be)
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getting told off for "terrorizing guests" at the dholki bec an aunty asked me university keh baad ke kia plans hai and i said zindagi rehi tou dekha jaye ga
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y'all ever get love-horny? like i dont even want sex rn i just want to be held 😔
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sorry for comparing you to the moon. that was not very "something casual" of me
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Doesn't even let go of my hand while typing on god im marrying this woman
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me when we're allowed a single A4 sized handwritten help sheet for the exam. this shit is miniature art fr
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My heart goes out to england, it's not easy losing your queen. Trust me, I've been there 💔
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a poem so personal to me, in my best friends handwriting. so happy with how this turned out <3
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nothing humbles me the way 15 min of scrolling thru linkedin does
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freshman yr: fuck it we ball
soph yr: fuck it we ball
jnr yr: fuck it we ball
senior yr: I haven't accomplish anything. I'm burdened by the non-memory of the lives I never lived and the versions of me I never became. A has-been, crushed by wasted potential... fuck it we ball
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enjoying a lazy sunday (spending the whole day laying in bed in a darkened room thinking about my aching heart and all the decisions i took for things to get this way and how things might never be alright again)
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yk when ur feeling lonely and then someone's like ok lets meet but they dont get the fact that being around ppl makes u feel even lonelier bec u realize how little people really care about each other and how, on a deeper level, we're all just truly alone and miserable
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i don't even consider the possibility of shooting my shot anymore i just like their pic n move on
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yk that moment when ur smoking up alone and ur already high as fuck and u see the joint and there's more than half of it left and u think to urself what a wonderful world
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I fucking hate talking stages dawg just let me fall apart in your arms already
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i will clean my cats eye boogers with my bare hands but i cannot imagine doing the same for a human child
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one of my favorite things about being alive is when ur holding someone's hand n they squeeze it a bit n then u squeeze it a lil harder n u have that lil back n forth like it's a competition to see which one of u is oozing with more affection for the other
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pretty girls think u will do anything they say like lmaooooooo slow down a bit I gotta note it all down so I won't forget 😭😭😭
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told someone i like abt how i really felt and it went so well!! and rn i was gushing to a friend abt how nice it was to actually communicate my feelings n not miss the chance to have a good thing n she replied with this. brb crying lol, maybe i'll be ok after all!! (2/2)
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my favorite kind of friendships are the ones where you can say the most absolutely insane thing at any given point to them and they wont rly question it
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her: you must be politely sitting on an orange baby chair if you think we're fucking
me:
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I can't believe some of y'all are in a-level in 2023. like be serious fr
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apparently barbie in punjab is not banned nor permitted right now, but a secret third thing
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our boys losing the final today reminded me of the pain i felt when i lost you. girl you had me on my knees like shaheen, you were my maiden before it was over like rashid. thought we'd be 1992, but it was more like 1857. anyways, you dont need to respond, i just hope you're good
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life always feels either so underwhelming or so overwhelming. why cant i just find the right amount of whelm to exist in
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just asked out the most beautiful girl in the world to be my valentine. she's made of glass, has a murree brewery stamp on her, and is filled with 750ml of vodka <3
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want to tell couples doing pda on campus to get a fucking room. not in a moral policing way though, just purely in a hater way
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nobody:
autotuned maanu at radarfest: jab mei 4 saal pehlay lums mei tha tou aik school tha SSE aur wahan logoun ko parrti thi DC aur iss waqt we are at REDC and also did I mention ke mei bhi idhr hee parhta tha
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i have a few questions for the couples on campus. first of all, how dare you?
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I'll be chilling and boom i get hit by an intense yearning for the warm embrace of someone who feels like home
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this is ur reminder that life's too short and u should definitely send that risky text
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after dinner today, my dad told me abt how he traveled with faiz's family in the 80s n without skipping a beat I said "that's some crazy dad lore to jus drop like that" n he liked the term dad lore sm that he called my mom n asked me to repeat myself so she could have a laugh too
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course presentations are so funny to me bec why are u asking me a question that u dont understand and why am i giving a response that i don't understand either
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I can't do situationships anymore, we're either doing a blood pact or ur never seeing me again
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y'all ever stop and look at the ppl around you at a rave when the sun's coming up and think what the fuck are we all doing with our lives
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the things i nerd out about in conversation — music, cinema, literature — have helped me get through so much shit when nobody else was there for me. please forgive me if i cant ever stop gushing about my favorite albums or films or books. art means everything to me
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hash shortage in lahore is so bad rn its got me considering other hobbies n shit
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this girl put me on her close friends and its just pics of her crying dawg i thought i was gonna get thirst traps
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controversial opinion but hear me out please: maybe being alive is not an entirely horrible experience
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so embarrassing when ur crying while talking to someone and ur voice starts doing that pitch shift thing
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im drunk and vulnerable rn in case any girls with dyed hair n severe attachment issues wanna ruin my life
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i miss when memes used to be memes, nowadays it's just five layers of media references linked to some obscure twitter thread from five years ago presented in an ironic image that doubles as a commentary on consumerism and the digital age
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next time someone asks me the "what are we" question, this is how I'm going to respond
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having the urge to be friends with everyone but also constantly feeling like everyone you go up and talk to secretly hates you is the worst combination
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apparently being a silly goofy fella is not a lucrative skill that employers at this career fair are looking for
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Hard to pick one but The Years by
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having a shotgun fired directly above your head before being chased out by armed gunmen is not the ideal finale to a rave, but it is a surefire way to end your party with a bang
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this is such a weird point in my life because I'm graduating soon and for the first time ever I have no idea where I'll be 3 months down the line or what I'll be doing or how my life would be like. No clue at all
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who tf is listening to the velvet underground in the campus lawns at 11am? do u have no shame? what's ur name and roll number? what time do u get free from class? do u want to hang out sometime? can we drive around listening to sunday morning while sharing a joint maybe?
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just moved into the dorms and im pumped! Junior year's gonna go crazyyy 🤪💯🥳
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hey sorry i liked your instagram post from 30 weeks ago, my thumb slipped and also I'm deeply in love with you
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looking for people to smoke up and scream along to sad songs with. no strings attached. no application fee. preference will be given to candidates with a good taste in music and the ability to give warm hugs. Dm to apply.
Compensation: good convos, good js, good times
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We're still (urgently) looking for a home for Beetle. She's 1.5 months old, healthy, and friendly; we found her abandoned and starving in DHA Phase 6, Lahore. Please reach out if interested and retweet for visibility!
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my mom: ur not getting a cat if u want to stay in this house
also my mom:
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Mom come pick me up these kids are using protests as an aesthetic again
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idk how y'all get drunk and violent. i get drunk and start kissing the homies
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I'd like to thank my besties caffeine and nicotine for getting me through this degree
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