twochubbycubs | James and Paul Anderson
@twochubbycubs
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We've got four cookery books, 750 recipes and one dog. Guess which you'll see most of on here.
Geordie Land
Joined April 2015
We have three fabulous cookbooks for sale, each full of healthy eating meals under 500 calories, all made with proper ingredients and zero po-faced diet moaning. You can buy them on Amazon: That said, this Twitter is mainly for silly photos of our dog.
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They do say you can't please ALL of the people all of the time, I guess? But with over 8,000+ 5* reviews AND at the bargain price of £2.99 on Kindle today, me and my hairy arse can crack on happy. Teehee: crack. Have a look:
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Hi @AdmiralUK - just wanted to pass on what a *wonderful* customer service assistant you have in Michael - called to discuss our renewal and he was hilarious. Great Welsh accent too, possibly the main reason I didn't quibble on our renewal costs!
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Watching that spooky cotton-bud knobhead getting absolutely eviscerated by Marina Purkiss is eight minutes of sheer delight. How can anyone listen to him and think he knows what he's talking about?
Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch @MarinaPurkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼 This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him. Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?
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Feel like my leftover ham is about to come out with either “you lost, get over it”, “you can’t even say you’re English these days” or “political correctness gone mad, that’s what this is” Either way I’m making chowder
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Spotted this bloke on Bullseye last night, and someone pointed out he’s what happens if you combine Liz and Jim McDonald from 90s Corrie. Jizz McDonald. Absolutely glorious.
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If you’re wondering what levels of am-dram we are at this morning, this is “chucking everything out of the crate and dying” because he doesn’t want to go out in the garden for a wee because it’s spitting.
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@BramhamAlex When I married my partner, we spoke of love and togetherness and tried to hide our keenness to get away to our honeymoon. Sixteen years later, we look back fondly. Whereas you’ve made your vows the equivalent of a teenager buying an edgelord t-shirt. Good luck with that memory.
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