☆ freaky futch ☆
@twittsper
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possum lover, dedicated girlboyfriend, and silly goober dm for customs
chicago • 22
Joined May 2024
being 22 is crazy bc i just talked to someone my age working in a cardiology department meanwhile im hoping to land a job at spirit halloween.
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like dawg what do you mean we have degrees from the same college??.
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7 am wake n bake into self care day bc god pleaseeee i need to feel pretty at least one day out of the week.
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mfw i’ve been trapped on lsd for the past 40 minutes :/
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y’all fw dyke wolverine?
oooo i think i have a halloween costume but it requires some arts n crafts brb.
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sometimes 11pm becomes 11am, gm chat 🩷
the masculine urge to put on eyeliner at 11pm for hitting the strawnana cart in bed.
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b4 we get blown away i’d like to proclaim my luv for my wife
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:,^)
one upside of unemployment is u have enough time for any morning to be a pancakes for breakfast morning.
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roccoposting bc i have the best wife in the whole wide world
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yo i saw you from across the timeline & really fw your vibe, wanna get coffee and do hand stuff?.
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yippee :3
going to work is annoying but the getting dressed up rlly cute so my coworkers tell me how cool i look part is pretty fun.
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7 am wake n bake into self care day bc god pleaseeee i need to feel pretty at least one day out of the week.
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lemon ricotta pancakes w maple strawberry jam + a hash brown and me after demolishing that shit
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whenever i start getting stressed out i just look down at myself & remember im a really hairy lesbian and therefore cannot lose.
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sell the team‼️‼️‼️
going to a ball game tonight!! gonna eat a slice of pizza and drink a beer :333.
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lfgggg
ooo woke up at 7 am time to go on a lil walk methinks.
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gm beautiful lesbians in my phone i smoked a bowl & immediately did my dishes plz clap.
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got the job & gf let me sniff her pits when i got home 💪.
job interview day time to put on a button up shirt in a god honoring way.
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i survived! i got the hours i wanted & should start baristaing next week :) so happy to be at the end of 4 months of unemployment n really thankful to everyone whose been kind to me & reminded me i’m still cool and useful! here’s a celebratory sleepy selfie
& first day of work at my other gig later in the day lfg!!!!!.
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they hooked me up to the stupid gay dog machine hnnnggg
rocco leaves me home alone & my first instinct is to sell my bodily resources.
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shoutout me for only rotting like an hour-ish b4 getting up to make pancakes
how do people just get up in the morning without the 2 hours of rotting in bed time.
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Nobody gonna take it from you bro relax your hand 😭.
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smallsper bigsper
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got all dolled up today for my friend to make me a bagel sandwich before rotting in front of stardew for 9 hours straight
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took all day but i did it :)
experiencing the kind of weather that makes me wanna put on a flowy skirt to go lay by the lake….
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AWOOOOO
there are two wolves inside of me one is rlly lazy and the other is walking to circle k for a dr pepper and on any given night they have ab an equal chance of wining.
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dreams do come true
would do dastardly things for some vegan nuggets with bbq sauce rn.
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nooo she is soooo sleepy
they call it missing your wife because she is a miss and you i where i wife i need you miss babe i love Wake up.
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i will not post my tits on main just because i’m crashing out i will not post my tits on main just because i’m crashing out i will not post my tits on main just becau.
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luv having hairy veiny boy hands w long pretty girl nails :3.
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it’s my day off time to eat donuts smoke weed and inject myself with hormones 💪.
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this is how i feel ab my gender.
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one hand gripping the pen and the other one’s down my pants maybe i am a man.
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me crossed af waiting for the bus that’s ghosted me twice already
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nothing more fun than going through my selfie likes & figuring out the ratio of beautiful trans ppl to chasers.
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pen? hit. dr pepper? sipped. house season 1 finale? on :).
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the hair on my tummy is starting to spread outwards & my happy trail is getting thicker :3.
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woke up with the insatiable urge to wrestle… who’s gonna help me….
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forever grateful to be surrounded by the love & brilliance of the wonderfully creative transsexuals in my life.
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this winter season i will be using a gigantic carabiner to link myself to one lucky oomf for warmth/shenanigans.
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wowowow that interview went so well!!! ik it’s just a retail job but it feels rlly good to know that i still have this built up social muscle for work environments despite being unemployed for the longest period since i was 18 :).
feeling hot, had lots of friend time recently, and just got an email for a job interview :,).
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applying to a part time barista position, not because i have the experience, but because i am pretty & like the idea of making tips.
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wondering if everyone would still think i’m hot if they knew i watched 9 consecutive episodes of young sheldon last night.
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can’t stop thinking ab how comfy it would b in the lettuce bed
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i got an interview ‼️‼️‼️.
just found a job i rlly want that im rlly qualified for in the city i rlly wanna live in and the response time is rlly fast i am going to be so positive and not pessimistic and normal about this.
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how do people just get up in the morning without the 2 hours of rotting in bed time.
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deleted twitter for a week n got a promotion at work maybe this is a sign….
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