Njoroge
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Nikikuambua sina pesa haimanishi sina za kufanya vitu zangu, za kupiga shugli zako ndo akuna
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Me to my girl whenever I send 200 for chocolate: Ata wewe ujiskie unakuanga girlfriend ya mtu
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Kupata msichana anakupenda na ako na akili is an underrated blessing ngl
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African mums can be dramatic, kuna siku ametuambia tusipee ng'ombe majani atakuja kuzipeleka hoteli
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Tulisema tuko tribeless but apo kwa ndoa mtanisamehea, no way I'm sleeping with a dead body in the same room juu ya culture
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Kikuyu parents heri wapate unajidunga madawa kuliko ukue unavuta bangi
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Na watu wa education tuelewane kidogo, nyinyi huwa muendi attachment, iyo yenu ni teaching practice
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If you must fall in love, make sure you fall in love with money, it will never betray you
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High school was crazy, baridi kidogo and the third leg inaanza kufanyisha locker press ups
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Leo akikuambia ameenda kwa auntie yake usishinde uki call, nimechoka kushinda nikinyamaza kwangu
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There is nothing as satisfying as settling all your bills na kubaki na some disposable coins
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Umaskini ni kitu mbaya, I remember my first laptop ilikua na fan ingine inaguruma kama ndege
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Na wanaume tuelewane, kama kigongi ni triple XL acha kutugongea sisi abled differently
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Lakini Jacob wa Biblia alikua pussified ajab, how can you be a slave for 14 years for pvssy?
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Kuishi ocha si rahisi, unaweka maji ya kuoga nje ikue warm bata zinaamua kuunda swimming pool nayo na saiyo zimetoka kuoga na mchanga
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Ata ukue early bird kaa hujui mahali warms ziko utashinda tu njaa
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Mimi muislamu ako na makucha refu siezi jaribu kumsalimia na mkono😂😂
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Seeing your friends winning wenye mumekua mki struggle nao kwa trenches pamoja is a top tier feeling
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Bongo nayo imekua shit from way back, why the fvck would you sing for someone who is deaf?
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Nikianza kuwauzia jeans zimeandikwa anguka nayo na set it mtani support?
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How Whatsapp became the default messaging app instead of Telegram still baffles me
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Yaani badala tuone ma tea tea hii tl kila Tuesday Ruto amefanya maandamano ikue the order of the day, fuck him
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Mimi before I follow back lazma niangalie tl yako kaa wee ni engager, akuna haja tufuatane tu kama makondoo.
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Mimi nayo I'll never take a man city fan serious, ulikua wapi sisi tukichagua teams
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Ukiamka amka na ahsante, furahia ulicho nacho acha kuji compare
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Niliacha kuenda kanisa after pastor kusema happy are the poor na nimekataza msichana kukuja sleepover juu sina any food kwa nyumba
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Nimewekea panya viagra alafu after some few days niiwekee dawa za abortion, lazma iteseke, death is just too easy
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Kufika 1k kwa hii app hukua a real struggle, mimi akuna ban sikupigwa before nifike, sijui shadow ban, following ban, repost ban, ilifika mahali adi wakaniekea kabendera flani ka red wakidhani nitagive up, sai wanadhani kuanua followers itanistua.
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Unashangaa mbona tumbo inakuuma kumbe ulipea shawry mmoja wa make up forehead kiss
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Unaamka ukiwa na syke ya kujituma alafu unakosa place ya kujituma unarudi tu kulala
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Kaa umesota design hauna ata chumvi kwa nyumba wewe rudi tu ocha usiende kwa baba ukiwa taon tena tuanze kuchangisha za kuku safirisha
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Nikiwa na 30 followers kazi uku ilikua kusoma posts tu, nilikua nashangaa na repost ama ku comment ya nani na akuna mtu ata notice, gone are the days
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Bana mimi kuroll na cool kids ilinishinda, kuna siku nimeambia morio wangu twende nimshikie mtura jamaa inaniambia iezi kula kitu inakaa mboro
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Nimebag dem wa murima kuenda foreplay naona tattoo ya Mpesa kwa thighs
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A day is coming, a day that we will not be looking at the number of followers we lost in the night, a day when new followers won't demand a follow back, a day when we will get paid for being on this app, until that day, we keep on grinding .
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Nyinyi cool kids mlijifunza bike na tubaiskeli tudogo na mountain bikes hamjui vile ma sufferer tulikapitia tuki ride karungu😅alafu ku graduate kuanza kuendesha normally mabolingo zilikapitia
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Overcoming a betting addiction and understanding that betting is just meant to keep you broke is an underated achievement imo
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Nikiwa kienyeji hii app nilikuanga nadhani kuwa bigwig ni numbers kumbe wanatumia bots
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Siku izi wale waschana wa kuambia ni kichwa tu ndo wakubali waliisha, wenye wako ni wa kukuambia harder tu
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Bado unalala na Elon anataka followers wa kuiba kesho, amka enda utafute followers, follow me Ifb 🤝
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Basing your content on this app on empowering men to be stronger yet you block everyone who tries to challenge you like a bitch in her periods is some funny shit
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Uyu anadhani naeza kazana nisapate mtoto in my early 20s alafu nikue step father 😂😂😅
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Real life irony is Mercy Tarus using the phrase Kenya ni home yet the only reason we know her is that she was conned top dollar trying to get out of home.
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Nataka kupika simiti ishike tumbo design sitawai skia njaa tena
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Unashinda ukilia ati huna capital ya biz na bado uko na kidney mbili?
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Tunaongelea programming apa and your light skin boyfriend anasema ajawai panga programme ya mazishi
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What was wrong with hunting and gathering? This civilization thing has just complicated things
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Another sign of poverty ni kufikiria lazma ukue na passport ndo upande ndege
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Ni kaa conmen hujua mtu akiwa na pesa, it's been long since nitumiwe container
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Paying dowry is low key human trafficking, why would you pay for another human?
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Wahenga were one confused bunch of idiots, mbona useme haraka haraka haina baraka na bado urudi useme ngoja ngoja huumiza matumbo?
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Bado unalala na Mpesa balance yako iko tu na punctuation moja na ni full stop?
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Uko na followers 320 na 280 ni wahindi na unajifanya political activist uku, utajiongelesha adi umee akili
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Wacha nitafute pesa msinikulie watoto juu ya kuku na pombe
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Si ati sipendi kuenda majuu, naogopa kupatana na mwenye nguo zangu
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Telegram is always miles ahead of Whatsapp, their next update will have a feature where you can repost stories
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Uyu naye ameambiwa material ilitumuka kuunda forehead yake inaeza unda sura zingine mbili normal
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Nunua batteries acha kugonga hiyo remote, kofi haiongezi moto
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Nakupee pesa ya p2 unaenda kununua data? Itabidi u download pampers wewe msichana bongolala
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'When I grow up I want to be a surgeon' anapea watoto wa kuku na nguruwe marehemu surgery apa tao
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Dem wa murima kukosa sura ama dem mjaluo kukosa matako inakuanga mbaya sana, it's a form of disability on it's own
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Tunafaa kutenga siku moja ya kutoka faceless wakuu 😂 si kuishi anonymously kaa wakora buana
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Kuacha dem amesimama na wewe ukiwa kwa trenches na kuendea type yako juu umeshika pesa hukua own goal but you'll ain't ready for this convo
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Mimi naye mumama akieza nipee lazma nipige izo jegi mahedi kaa ndama
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Ukizoea kugongea wengine and see how easy it is you will never want anything to do with a relationship
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Nimeenda kanisa nikaskia wanasema vile wanalong kurudi kwa baba waishi milele nikangoja wafunge macho tuombe nikasema alahu wakbar mara mbili nimebaki uko peke yangu
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Nikieza fanya makosa ya kutoka faceless memes naeza unda uku Kasmuel aezi fika
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The only people I hate more than frauds in this app ni bigwigs huiba content ya smallwigs
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I wish I could go back to the time when my biggest fear was being stolen by a stranger
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Akuna kitu huni turn off kaa kuingia tl ya mtu nimewashia nots napata kazi ni kupea bigwigs reposts, huwa nazima izo nots mbio sana.
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Men used to go to war and plunder foreign lands and get women, sai wanaitwa kababa uko TikTok, the bar has never been lower
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Nataka ni assume niko na watoto watano na bibi mnono mjamzito nijitume nikiwa serious nione kaa ntaomoka
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Mimi heri nilipue nyumba na bomb ndo panya zikufe kuliko niishi na paka ati izi kule
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The kind of people I roll with wakieza skia niko tik tok acha ata kuitwa kababa, I'll just have to find another clique to roll with
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Huyo msichana ako na kifua flat anaeza tuliza ball kaa prime Neymar ndo unataka kuoa? Watoto watanyonya wapi sasa
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Hizi streets za life ukiwacha deki ikudrive nayo utakapitia
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Huyu anasema anataka kukuja sleepover, akiweza jua naamkianga ugali ya jana na strungi walai anani block
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When Niviri sang that pombe na sigara unaeza acha but waschana ni kaa laana I guess I was too young to understand
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@polo_kimanii
Sometimes huwa naangalia hii nchi nashangaa what kind of people we elected. Why can't they just do the right thing? Don't they like to be honored? Personally mimi I'm very disturbed mtu akinipee kazi alafu aseme ni sub standard. Whoever raised this crooks did an awful job
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Na kwani izo gigs mtu huwa anaanza kupata ukifika followers wangapi😂Mimi mjengo inanishinda buana
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Working for someone who dictates the time and how you should work is modern day slavery, the only difference with the old ways is that you chose what to eat and where to sleep
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Naona ugly ninjas association tuko well represented by simple boy, a rare W for the team
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Si ati sipendi kanisa, ni vile sabbath yangu hukua Tuesday na huwa hawafungui
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Uko busy kusema broke men deserve no pvssy na baba yako ata bike imemshinda kununua
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Mtu ame follow 1,000 people alafu akapata 200 followers kukuambia u follow back huwa una feel kaa kukatia dem amekua akipee kila mtu mtaa alafu anataka ku settle na wewe
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Mimi ukiniambia fb na tl yako imejaa bigwigs naweza kutusi mbaya sana, ngui eno
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As an ugly nigga, kusomea Kakamega was one of the best decision of my life, uko sikuwa discriminated, I felt right at home.
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Time to gain, follow me and everyone else that engages on this post, Ifb immediately.
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Nataka nijifanye nimelala minyoo pia zilale zikidhani tunalala njaa alafu niamke pole pole nikule zikiwa zimelala
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Siku moja utaingia talking stage ujipate umeshukia window stage
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