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chat is this anything
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was looking back in my camera roll and genuinely do not know how he got there
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@hausofdecline bbc sherlock holmes determining i’m an alcoholic after examining the tip-shaped bruises around my wife’s inner thighs
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@DannyVegito this trend is so wild to me in general like 25 books is soooo expensive?? why would you need to buy them all at once. what benefit is there to that. advent calendars were never meant for big gifts, they’re for fun little treats.
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@servicemasc all of these are just millennial jokes and they’re cringe and i hate them BUT these people are always so nice and the best coworkers
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@SaraGhaleb arm & hammer was totally justified to believe the picture of the dog was enough but i will never understand why they made “for pets” look like it’s a little secret you’re not supposed to notice
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pls do not come for my camera roll if you’ve never tried to get a flattering and illustrative picture of weird makeup under bad lighting
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@girlofswords “i got this tattoo that looks like scars from a surgery people pay thousands of dollars for so their body will look like mine does naturally” be so fr with me
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@verysmallriver does it have unnecessary sex scenes
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@clockybf @tronsgender “i’m not an extrovert and do not want to change anything about my current reportedly friendless lifestyle to have friends” beloved you would never get a meaningful connection out of any place like this
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@violinbee01 but a beautiful name for a baby girl ❤️
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@NorthernIion_LP @slime_machine tony star’s twinksona …
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@fartandsoul_ specifically one with the top all chewed to shit
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@tonyhawktruther i was today years old when i found this out…
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@androgynyfiend it’s much easier for them to sleep at night as transmisogynists if they can boil their gender politics down to femininity good masculinity bad
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@Minty23160559 @VivaDaRevo if ur a devout christian can u learn to spell blasphemous pls
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good for a laugh ❤️
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everyone look at this pic they got of me in rehearsal last week NEOW
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@twinkfail
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my brother is a 28 yr old reddit neckbeard and we don’t rly talk much but @C9Mang0 ‘s success streak is slowly but surely bringing the family together
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@Samtanic_Panic i think the point is less that he looks bad and more that the outfit isn’t doing him any favors, in the context of the full conversation going on- he started conventionally attractive so his outfit doesn’t have to be good for people to say it looks good
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@thinkiamsad i went to relatively good schools and writing was always my best subject, and i’m ngl it took me far too long to have plagiarism properly explained. our introduction to using research in essays was literally “how would you rephrase this paragraph”
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@whimsyalien of course :/ when will the sims give up on ugly ass deep side parts
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@thinkiamsad even in universities plagiarism is often treated as something that gets you in trouble, not an immoral and redundant thing to do. it’s always about threats of expulsion if you upset the apa gods instead of what you should be doing with the 12 required sources on your term paper.
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@slaystion STOPPPP
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@poisonjr this was like 2 posts down get me out of here
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@thedarkprowler travis kelce ghost wrote this
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@samlymatters i’m drunk and this is making me genuinely emotional the first person is so sweet abt the spiders and the second one did girl science and the world is so beautiful that there’s a lotion that attracts wolf spiders i’m crying
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@c0rpsetwink i keep trying but they never stay cis >:(
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but doctor i am fagliacci
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good for a laugh ❤️
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@twinkfail
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tummy tuesday :3
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@realballsmgee @borbulor_ no it’s just green i think
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@twinkfail
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@LStargazerll ….. are our $40 different? this is $40 of content to y’all?
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bouncing on it in a way that demonstrates my problem solving skills and team-centered mindset
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@antirrhivalenti @DannyVegito exactly!!! i feel like a more reasonable version of this would be like a “coupon” for x amount of bookstore visits. like you take them to the bookstore, let them pick out a book, repeat when they finish one? then u get cute fun dates and still give them books?
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got out of presenting bc of a building computer problem ya ya ya
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this week <3
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everyone look at this pic they got of me in rehearsal last week NEOW
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@cocodoesnoteat not to be hateful but ed girlies shouldn’t post about eating if they want to be recognized as skinny
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@_m0thdu5t @girlofswords ah yes i care about what’s cool to a proshipper
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if u don’t immediately think the rapture happened every time it takes a little too long to find someone else in ur house/apartment don’t talk to me
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i feel like ppl r forgetting religious trauma isnt just not going to church anymore
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@clockybf what if i just trim it into funny little shapes
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we’re 12k likes in on that tweet without anyone being transphobic this might be a record
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@hitchariide @findyourcentr @falco god he’s just so effortlessly cool
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hawk trans chop off that thang
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this old guy only offered me $50 to go to brunch with him
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@lavendnoir NEED to have the biggest most interesting cIit at the function
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yaoi happening to me … soon ………
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2019 vs 2024 twink birth is so beautiful
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2019 vs 2024
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i’ve run out of new gay little tank tops to wear around my gay friends what do i do
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hope slime knows he got me some rly hot oomfs
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@james_f_thomas omg she deleted my comments
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hello oomfs and chasers money is tight rn so if u can prove you’re over 18 and think i’m hot i will sell u pretty much anything u want to see in dms <3 help
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do i dare post for tummy tuesday today
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i looked like this last night btw
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@james_f_thomas heyyy that’s me :)
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prezoh do u fw tboys and/or want american citizenship
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Two ✌🏻 is one of the smallest numbers 😂❤️
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y’all i met mirage tonight and she was a DREAM pls forgive me for looking busted
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life is so beautiful when it’s full of transsexuals who harass cishet men on the street
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lil bit of bosco brow
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loverboy
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oomfs . ur not ready .
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@pierrotsoup i’ve had success with cheap kt tape instead of trans tape, it’s much less sticky and comes off much faster but that also makes it harder to hurt yourself with it. looks very knightly imo!
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@ripadobeflash if i’m rolling on the floor at the airport i’d hope people would get the implied he/him
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@EAHelp let us access games offline. we paid for a downloadable game, not access to your garbage app that makes startup take ages and never ever works right. you’ve ruined any semblance of respect from your consumers and will never see success for sims 5.
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for a minute i thought danny devito was dead for some reason so i was looking at this like wow this must be so emotional for them to post
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coworker who only speaks spanish painstakingly trying to ask me if i’m gay and finally landing on “amigo y amigo?” so he could then painstakingly tell me another coworker is also gay (i already knew this)
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keep accidentally opening dropout when i mean to open grindr #fag
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hit 100 and 200 too fast to do any silly milestone thing so at 300 followers i will be holding a fuck a fan contest
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@prezoh that’s cool here’s mine
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i think i huave covid,,.,.
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i’m in tears
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so many hot new oomfs lord give me self control
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second attempt 🤧
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mirror selfie thursday in honor of @hausofdecline
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omg got my first chaser follower 🙈
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IM ON A POSTER
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when i was in 4th grade i accidentally read a lesbian fantasy book from my school library and everything was different forever
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@rccalytrix i’m trying so hard to decipher this
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i’m ngl y’all i thought her actual name was raygun bc i deeply believed an australian couple would spell reagan like that
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local pirate twink stuns in new picture
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this is what dating me is like btw
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reverse age regression where i pretend to be 70 years old and my care taker has to sit with me and watch jeopardy
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jojo siwa PLEASE transition for clout i am begging
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2020 vs 2024 and i still can’t close my mouth ig
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to all of cool guy’s moots bwehhhhhhhhh :p -wife
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@thefemiurge nothing about this is funny but i did think you were talking about grimes for a second
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@_m0thdu5t @girlofswords dude aren’t you arguing with enough other little gay people in your phone. go outside and stop defending art of sexualized children
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@tofuriin i’ve had just a kid aimen is cringe stuck in my head for 3 days i don’t know what to do anymore
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too many people i look up to validating me this week idk what’s going on but i’m lowkey living a life i never thought i could have and that’s pretty cool :^)
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never get a tattoo from media you like in case wendigoon makes a video about it
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look at her …. glowing …
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should’ve saved this for tummy tuesday smh
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@thinkiamsad not that this absolves anyone, creators should understand this plenty.
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i looked very cute tonight if anyone was wondering
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@bbnomula pitting 2 beautiful women against each other :(((((
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