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hannah🇵🇸
2 months
I have something to say. I don't owe anyone anything. I do what I do. I only do something with a good reason. I'll always call people out when they're wrong. It's VERY easy to unfollow people on this app. So if you don't like it, unfollow me.
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hannah🇵🇸
5 years
“Told these fuckers they’d miss me when I was gone. No one listened.”
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Dracula
5 years
Hope Solo texting about the state of 🇺🇸 Goalkeeping.😏 #USWNT #USAvESP #FIFAWWC
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
When you realize the USWNT and Kerri Walsh Jennings aren't getting golds this Olympics
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
ARod: I'm married Cheney: I'm married JJ: I'm engaged Crystal: I'm engaged Moe: I'm engaged Tobin: I was on time.... again.....
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
AGod has come to save us from the horror that was 2016
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Fifth Harmony: WE'RE PERFORMING ON DWTS TOMORROW!! Me: http://t.co/jn7ppO5lLn
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Spot the child
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
"Hope Solo doesn't care about her teammates"
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Kelley and Hinkle as roommates.
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
What's 5 Seconds of Summer? I'm here for 6 Minutes of Lesbians
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
Ash: Where's Syd? Dom: I got this... DOM DWYER SUCKS! Syd: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT! Dom: there she is.
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
If Christen Press' face at the end didn't break your heart what's wrong with you
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hannah🇵🇸
5 years
have you ever seen something so breathtaking
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hannah🇵🇸
5 years
JJ and Rose: Someone will die Horan: OF FUN!
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Kling: yeah let's go Ali! Ash: you got this babe! Kyle: ABOUT TIME! Weather: NOT TODAY!
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hannah🇵🇸
5 years
USWNT @ Sweden
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Steph: hey look another ones pregnant Hope: Jesus Christ.
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Raise your hand if you're waiting for @sarahlgorden to get minutes
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hannah🇵🇸
5 months
rip damage ctrl you will be missed
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
Krieger: *blinks* Me:
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
"Do you know why you're in the principals office?" Moe: yeah cause you're a little bitch Carli: I taught her that Becky: I don't know them
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Fire everyone except Dawn. Hire Rampone as coach. Abby as assistant coach. Throw Boxxy and Cheney in there somewhere. Add Julie Foudy.
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hannah🇵🇸
4 years
Patri: with her girlfriend Leila: with her girlfriend Lola and Carmen: together Mapi: Leon
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Christen Press deserves better
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hannah🇵🇸
6 years
Cassius is 1 what’s he gonna do? Shove dirt in the refs hand? Wait that was your coach
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Abby Wambah, Christie Rampone, Shannon Boxx and Lauren Holiday are retiring. Thank you to all of them for all they've done!
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hannah🇵🇸
5 years
"So who's next to piss off Twitter? You or me?"
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
ARod: Surprise! Hi everyone! Jill: Hi! *whispers* I thought I fired her? Dawn: No that is ARod Jill: Who the fuck is ARod?
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
PROTECT THEM
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Dawn: You fired Whit Jill: Who the fuck I THOUGHT IT WAS HAO! Dawn: she retired Jill: Then who's playing in the back? Dawn: Allie Jill: WHO?
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
ARod: Surprise! Hi everyone! Jill: Hi! *whispers* I thought I fired her? Dawn: No that is ARod Jill: Who the fuck is ARod?
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hannah🇵🇸
8 months
Soccer star better be a third person in this relationship because I know damn well they ain't talking about Ashlyn
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Pop Base
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Sophia Bush and soccer star Ashlyn Harris are dating.
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
When can I get a Morgan Brian?
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hannah🇵🇸
5 months
Bayley looks like a rich mom picking up her rebellious daughter after she got suspended
@kewinctrl
kewin ♡
5 months
this picture is everything
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hannah🇵🇸
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Hey USMNT fans look on the bright side! THEY STILL GET PAID IF THEY LOSE!
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
I can't wait for Christen Press to score 80 goals in the remaining NWSL games
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
"Oh Its in!" ALEX MORGAN HAS DONE IT BARELY 30 SECONDS TO GO ITS 4-3 TO THE UNITED STATES!
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
"Amy Rodriguez got hurt during match against Boston" Cheney:
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
"The Olympics have NEVER had a PK shoot out." 2016:
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
I wanna thank not only Tobin Heath but Hope Solo. I trust them both with my life.
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
SURE MORGAN!!! STRIP RIGHT ON THE FIELD!!!!!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY HEALTH I'M SURE I'LL BE BETTER OFF DEAD!!!
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Let me just hop on FIFA16 and get the result this game was SUPPOSED to have.
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
What everyone else sees: OMG PREATH!! What I see: CHRISTEN IS SMILING YAY!!!
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
KO: Did you study for the exam? Mal: No KO: Did you read the book? Mal: No KO: Write the pap- Mal: No KO: Fuck it drop out.
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
"Lauren Holiday has confirmed retirement at age 27. Also Abby Wambach IS going to try for the Olympics!" http://t.co/w9503INlni
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hannah🇵🇸
2 months
@poisonouspixies you didn't know??? any Samoan in wwe MUST join the bloodline
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
PUGH GOT AN ASSIST IN HER HOME STATE HORAN SCORED IN HER HOME STATE HINKLE DIDN'T EVEN SUIT UP IN HER HOME STATE
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hannah🇵🇸
10 years
@ItsMidnightRed woah who said y'all was famous?
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
The new kids leaving the field http://t.co/kpxVtF0KAN
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
@kohara19 remember the last time you played Germany?
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Hinkle: gay is a sin. Pinoe:
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Mal at her graduation: "So what are you doing to celebrate?" Going to play for the USWNT.....
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Ref: *yellow card* Kriegs: Anyone else taste that? Tastes like bullshit
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Teacher: Who did the homework? Me: http://t.co/dx4FlK0FFj
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hannah🇵🇸
5 years
I did not break my jaw.. My jaw was broken for me.. I did not miss-step.. My jaw did not “get stuck”.. It was not a feak accident.. My jaw was intentionally kicked.. I was awarded a foul, and Houston awarded a free-kick.. It is due to a lack of respect, that I will not be
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Stab me
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
Wait? Hinkle's is actually gonna play in a stadium that has rainbow seats!?!?! IS SHE GONNA BACK OUT LAST MINUTE!!!
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
Alicia: I want to be alone Madison: OK! Nick: I'm gonna follow her Madison: OH HELL NO! #FearTWD
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
2016 summed up by Mal Pugh
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
HOPE SOLO IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT HER BUT STILL DOESNT DENY THAT SHES THE BEST
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
"Hey you should retire." http://t.co/0LtrSvSdvQ
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
We have to wait 3 years for the World Cup. People are "going to lose interest". I don't know about you guys, but I'm in this for a long time
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Dorks
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
How can someone look so perfect all the time?
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Tobin: Amy isn't the same. She doesn't let anyone sit there. I tried but it's "Lauren's seat" like she's coming back. http://t.co/iPvqhUOAAH
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
"Morgan in the box, Wambach in the box. Here comes the cross. OH IT'S IN!!! ALEX MORGAN HAS DONE IT!" Remember this #ThanksHAO
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
"SHOT! GOAL! 2 NOTHING!! U.S! KELLEY O'HARA!"
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
@AmyRodriguez8 please come back as soon as possible everyone's hair was a MESS tonight!
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
LIKE I'M NOT OVER PRESS AND THEN THE OLYMPICS THROW KERRI WALSH LOSING AND THIS AT ME? BYE
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8 years
Kriegs: don't believe rumors! *rumor is true* Alex: it's a rumor don't believe it *rumor is true* Me:
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
"Hope Solo freaks out after learning about her suspension" when in reality the video was Hope crying into her husbands arms.
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
These two
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
ALEX LOVES ORLANDO AND SOME OF Y'ALL LITERALLY SHIT ON HER ALL THE TIME YOU DON'T DESERVE HER!!!
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9 years
Sister: If Hope gets hurt who goes in? Me: Ash Her: And if Ash gets hurt? Me: Alyssa Her: And if Alyssa? Me: *looks into distance* Kelley...
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KO: Ma I got this Cap: Go kid KO: she said if I get a card I don't get ice cream after the game....
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
2016. Performed today by Crystal Dunn and Carli Lloyd. Featuring Tobin Heath and Lindsey Horan.
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Ali: tell it again! Press: so I scored and then Steph just stood there like this
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
I'm not crying I swear I'm not crying
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hannah🇵🇸
7 years
3 nations. 1 kit
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Imagine: Kelley spots you in the crowd after winning the World Cup http://t.co/YLb7l4pfnZ
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Syd: I'm pregnant! Dom: we're having a baby! Everyone:
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Tobin: WHOS READY TO GET THEIR ANKLES BROKEN? KO: TOBIN IT IS RAINING!!! JJ: This damn zipper Kling: I wanna go home
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
Ali: IM COMING ASH! Kriegs you can't crawl to Orlan- Ali: ASHLYN?!?
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Carli wasn't offside. The refs costs us that game. Jill Ellis wasted 2 important subs that could've helped us
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8 years
If you could pick the President and Vice President from the USWNT, (past and present) who would you pick?
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
when you need to be serious but someone says something funny http://t.co/QBshe5cOBM
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
"Tobin and Christen are in Chicago together"
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Ok but like Tobin's jawline
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
Jill: Rosters ready! Amy: I'm pregnant Jill: Shit! Ok *fixes it* Now its ready Syd: I'm pregnant Jill: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!! *flips table*
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hannah🇵🇸
8 years
"Why are you so upset about the players who got cut from the USWNT roster?"
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hannah🇵🇸
9 years
If you miss Cheney already raise your hand! http://t.co/RuU6SUdO7V
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Becky was like "Kelley go home you're drunk" http://t.co/3XY2ry6tXo
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