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A good-natured attempt to make tweets 18%-27% better.
Joined November 2017
Fixed it:. If you had a tree that grew unlimited Subway, which sub would it grow? What percentage of the chicken would actually be chicken?
If you could have a tree that grew unlimited Subway, which sub would it grow?.
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Fixed it:. Coach Zimmer announces @casekeenum7 will start Sunday. The remaining 21 positions are still undecided.
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Fixed it:. This is news. NOT. Or. 6 Czech tourists sporting lime green mankinis and black wigs fined entire domestic gross of Bruno.
'Obsceni mankinis:' 6 Czech tourists sporting lime green Borat 'mankinis' and black wigs fined $68. #odd.
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Fixed It:. Our pizza isn’t racist. Some of our people might be. Please still give us money.
The statements made on our earnings call were describing the factors that impact our business and we sincerely apologize to anyone that thought they were divisive. That definitely was not our intention. (1/3).
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Fixed It:. Voting for the 2018 #ProBowl is officially OPEN!. DM us to vote!. Why DM instead of a normal ballot? Because is we did something right, we wouldn’t be the @NFL
Voting for the 2018 #ProBowl is officially OPEN!. DM us to vote! 👇 #ProBowlVote
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Fixed It:.Sometimes we all gotta roll with a change of plans. In the event you booked a ticket with @SpiritAirlines, please cancel now and book with a reputable airline. #legroomforall
Sometimes we all gotta roll with a change of plans. Tweak your reservations here:
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Fixed it:.@blakeshelton is A Man Alive. ‘I Can’t Wait ToShove This Up Adam’s A—! With His Consent’👀👍🏻#SexiestManAlive #Team Miranda.
.@BlakeShelton Is This Year's #SexiestManAlive: 'I Can't Wait to Shove This Up Adam's A—!' 👀🔥😂
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