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when I die I hope that I also go to horse heaven so I can crack open some cold ones w Titus Oates and 7 billion deceased horses
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something about cooking brings out the evil pick-me that lives within my heart- if there are any beefy Appalachian women out there, I would like them to know that I’m currently topless and frying pork chops, listening to blaze foley
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@_tender_vittles that IS just like the terror, but also I’m so sorry!! I hope you recover quickly! ❤️
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@thenerdiestMatt wait I didn’t know it was lime either- I just thought it was turquoise flavored
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RT @molochofficial: When I was 12 or so I thought I had a clever idea and told my dad that I would always root for the team that represente…
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@seccotines oh my god it’s like the always sunny episode where Charlie is convinced he has to perform an intricate series of rituals in order for the eagles to win (he ends up w his leg intentionally stuck in a bear trap, but the birds DO win so)
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@cmdrgore Goodsir being like “gentlemen I fear that might be unsanitary 😕” but secretly having vivid fantasies of gore kindly pushing rice his direction in the Rice Trough and then mayyybe even grazing his tongue in a sportsman-like way….
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confession time: I pronounced “yaoi” as “yoy” up until like, last year
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@Ame_Fuyuu he’s eating the most rice!! he’s winning! and he only had to push aside like 4 other tongues to do it!
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@seccotines hunting blind-era Goodsir tries to join in the feed to prove his masculinity, but sol snarls at him and he gets frightened
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@boathomo thinking about hodge by himself tonguing around a delectable bowl of rice and begging his fellow lieuts to join in the hunt with him
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RT @unrealshrike: we actually knew each other 106 years ago. we died together in the great molasses flood in boston, massachusetts— but you…
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@seccotines she was like “walton goggins goggle glasses actually cost way less than I thought they would…” and I was like “I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS”
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RT @gayest_tone: Washington: geoguessr savant Jefferson: go broke in an Atlanta strip club Hamilton: C tier slate columnist and subject o…
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my job has me participating in the most bizarre conversations bc why did I just tell my patient “well that’s prison medicine for ya”???? what did I mean by that??? and why did he nod??
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