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@turulip

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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
why do tsukihime h scenes read like wattpad fics written by a 12 year old i just encountered one and theres literal tears in my eyes from laughing so hard i cant do this
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
10 months
@cupidyohane i mostly think its absurd that they market the color theory ‘diagnosis’ and sell it to women. like yeah some colors do suit certain undertones better that’s just how color theory works but capitalizing off womens insecurity with appearance is so strange
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@cupidyohane ive been saying dis people are so selective of what villains are “okay” to like based on what makes them personally uncomfortable
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
Do you know how much I wanted to kill myself when this cg came on screen
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Daily Higurashi Music
1 year
Day 50 - you (Composer: dai)
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Fakejoshi
11 months
thinking this makes her trans in any way is just fueling the issue 😭 she doesnt feel like a woman because the standards of femininity are so rigid the instant you dont fit into them you’re ostracized 😭 being a victim of gender roles does not make her a man
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Billie Eilish on not caring about being sexualized: “I’ve never felt like a woman, to be honest with you. I’ve never felt desirable. I’ve never felt feminine. I have to convince myself that I’m, like, a pretty girl. I identify as ‘she/her’ and things like that, but I’ve never
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
we are finally free
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
featherine can make yaoi fanfiction canon if she wants this isnt even a competition
@unknown5243010
unknown 2.0
1 year
54. Featherine Vs Reinhard
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
UMINEKO MENTIONED
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
kyrie and asumu should have left rudolf and married each other
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@turulip
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1 year
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
6 months
@satugojo mangago drama always goes crazy
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
7 months
The colors not even being the same is fucking killing me like damn you're mad someone drew a better saya fanart than you
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@Yasu_faust who let him cook 🔥🔥
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@9pzdx this image stays relevant
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
fucking nerd holy shit i want to beat her up and shove her in a locker
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
Everyday I am at risk of seeing an opinion born from a brain rotted by long term eating disorders
@strawberry4nana
nana 🐼
8 months
will i get cancelled if i say armpit hair is disgusting on everyone
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
11 months
Lowkey hate how people will jump to hc a male character as transfem the instant he shows any kind of femininity and vice versa like you all are just feeding even more into gender stereotypes
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
7 months
More for meee
@habitovin
𝙃𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙏 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙆𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 💔 (COMMS OPEN)
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something i've noticed that pisses me off genuinely
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
I'm gonna have to make one of these threads myself atp if blinks don't quit adding sneaks everywhere
@sooyapaved
ali 🏁
8 months
the album - blackpink
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
6 months
I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it
@ParasiticEager2
Jaeger🍓
6 months
These ships don't make any sense
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
next ten people to follow me win a million dollars
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
Was rewatching madoka in class and the guy next to me leaned in and asked “…is she gay?”
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
every line i have to read from takujis perspective is making me a bit more suicidal
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
if youre buying these its pretty clear why you dont have a girlfriend
@GoodSmile_US
GoodSmile_US
1 year
It's okay if you don't have a girlfriend on National Girlfriend Day because you can visit GOODSMILE ONLINE SHOP US and spoil yourself by adding figures from Rent-a-Girlfriend to your collection! Shop: #RentAGirlfriend #Goodsmile
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
@cupidyohane Omg the replies are killing me😭😭😭 No drawing of a woman can be traumatized by the manipulative prn industry it’s literally that simple
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
fanservice really isnt bad unless its actively getting in the way of the plot (eg the catgirl from fireforce) at least in my opinion
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
6 months
Weki meki been on an 850 day siesta lets pack it up
@bponrepeat_1
blackpink on repeat.
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longest hiatus by korean girl groups in history: 1. Blackpink - (604 days) 2. Everglow - (602 days)
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@fracore34 @AAAbatteey this is such a reach people have lives outside of twitter 😭 when im getting ready for school i do not have the time to pull out an ipad and render a speedpaint i dont understand why you arent even giving them a chance to defend themselves
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
I support mental illness until it presents itself in ways that are ugly and replusive like illnesses usually are 🤗🤗🤗
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
let her cook
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
Please say this exact sentence to someone who doesnt spend their entire life on twitter and see how they react
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
ITS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
not me being the best sugar daddy ever
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
11 months
I feel terrible for women who are this far gone
@techhsiren
techsiren ♡ྀི
11 months
i think we fucked up by punishing men for mansplaining to us . it's like .. . their love language?? and actually really sweet ????
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
her art has looked the same for like 6 years its actually insane how she cannot improve
@Pyonchitchi
Have you become so fond of humans, Ultraman?
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it looks like shit
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
There is no way people are actually finding physical abuse funny
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
Capitalized like it's some isekai anime
@50FirstTates
tate
8 months
there’s gotta be a better way for my professor to address me being late to class
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
consider me influenced
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
whatsapp erika is in lower quality each time i see her
@RandomVNBot
Random Visual Novel Bot (Hiatus)
1 year
i got an idea
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
i feel like a 12 year old girl trapped in the body of a 30 year old man whos larping as a lesbian
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
pinned
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
just apply at places that are so painfully understaffed that they dont even check your social media before hiring u
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
11 months
it is truly taking everything in me to not close this right now
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@hehimharuka
pidge
11 months
:P
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
walking into the ap csa exam today knowing that static is something that shows up on a tv
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
trying to explain the premise of umineko without spoiling at all is so difficult like i forget what is and isnt a spoiler
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
i am going to buy golden fantasia (i cannot play fighting games)
@irisvalevon
von​
1 year
all aboard the
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
i hope your favorite character gets misrepresented by a canon sequel that releases for no reason 15 years later and forever ruins their fanon interpretation
@Toastrezi
Toasty!
1 year
"Go fuck yourself "❌ "I hope you favorite character is horribly misrepresented by the fanbase and the fanon interpretation is treated like canon"✅
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
10 months
Guys cp means coupling please its like ship
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@_asoingbob analog horror creators need to start putting their vids on vhs and dropping them off at their nearest goodwill to scare someones grandma
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
@soocamz It’s so important to radfem ideology to be critical of religions which are heavily rooted in misogyny but I feel like some people are so afraid to say anything bad about religion because they don’t want to be “offensive”
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
i wish erika furudo was real so she could tell me to kill myself
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
GET OUT
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
9 months
Wasted a fire design on the most boring nothing burger of a character in the entire arc
@mussieox
mussie🍓
9 months
Never forget what they took from us🙁
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
i need the highschool satorika figures… they can hold hands………. why are they $200 each…. i have no money…….
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
what do you think, everyone...?
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
i think if i made an umineko character tier list id get the entirety of the fanbase attacking me
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
maybe i should stop liking every single one of my mutuals posts that i see regardless of if i agree or not
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
maybe i should kill myself
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
please add me or i will cry
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
11 months
Cancel thread!!! -(something that could have been solved in dms) -(something that could have been solved in dms) -(something that doesnt even matter) Unfollow now!!!!
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
@420torao Always felt like he nerfed her big time after the timeskip
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
akechi hater since d1 but i need shuake to win this is so serious
calling stsg not doomed enough as if gojo didn’t kill geto just for his body to get possessed and get used as gojo’s only weakness & as if geto didn’t come back from dead and choke himself to death when gojo called out to him…as if his soul doesn’t know otherwise ‼️
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
my knowledge of fate atm is moots talking about shirous gender
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
i have entered my employment arc. i start training in like a week :3 i feel like i will come to horribly regret this but i love having money
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
You guys can just say yaoi tournament its okay you dont need the toxic part
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
YK damn well this was not about those incel ass man stinking up the entire venue she literally said “we love all swiths regardless of age, gender or ANYTHING ELSE” shes just being sweet and yall gross ass losers gotta make it about yourself
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Koreaboo
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Netizens React To STAYC's Sieun "Subtly Calling Out Misandry" During World Tour
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
Woke up homophobic as fuck today
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@bouncethatass71 when dj yaoi is calling u out yk its bad
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
10 months
so many big radfem accounts either racist or just straight up misogynistic where did we go wrong
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
are you casting a curse on me
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
11 months
as someone who works food service this literally only hurts the minimim wage workers 😭 please do not do this
@missfalsteenia
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People are ordering multiple Starbucks drinks at the drive thru and just leaving omg 😭😭
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
the vibes are incredibly rancid
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@TransKotone
🏳️‍⚧️Da Kotone babyyyyy🏳️‍⚧️
1 year
New silly challenge for people. Take your four fave characters and add them standing on the Weezer album cover. I'll include a Weezerless cover too for people
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
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And the overreating is her being called out for posting swastikas
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
6 months
When I made a yabujin edit of my friends oc
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
11 months
Made in abyss now how long until an idol gets cancelled for watching monogatari
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
confession that shion pissed me off in the start of meakashi but i like her now trust
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
i love the gousotsu artstyle so much idgaf highschool satorika designs cured all my ailments
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
6 months
Little Mushroom by Shisi. So fucking peak
@neinmuse
mama luigi 🛸👻
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
dis is what some of that nanami fanart looks like icl
@Kwebbelkop
Kwebbelkop
1 year
If ai girlfriends aren't for you, you can always try the ai boyfriend 😍
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
madohomu is catching up… unfortunately all of you are objectively wrong
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
8 months
@cupidyohane Apparently it’s a crazy opinion that I think onlyfans is bad for women actually but I’m okay with yuri
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
school tmrw
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
does rika have a fake id
@RandomVNBot
Random Visual Novel Bot (Hiatus)
1 year
Rika Furude is going to Target
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
realizing i have to actually post my art if i want art accounts to follow me back (i havent finished a drawing in months)
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
6 months
Why would you not put sasuke here he literally invented this trope
@harleequeenz
zarlyn
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genre of anime character that is the male bff that's so undeniably fruity that ppl neglect to also fervently defend their heterosexuality the way they do their gay ship counterpart>>>>>>
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@Nyandisk_ you're sooo fucking bored man theyve proven its their art and youre hyperfixating on some random detail in the background because you're so afraid to admit youre wrong
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@7Negative_Creep i feel like it would be more acceptable if it was not called selfcest like its not doing it any favors
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
OK
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@marskastel
💚M♥a♥r♥s 💚
1 year
😭😭😭😭😭 BRUH
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
Let’s kill them all !
@HIZZYJOEE
PROMISE 
1 year
What opinion about Men would get you in this position.
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
9 months
@cupidyohane cant even have multifaceted opinions on things anymore 😭😭🤦‍♀️
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
9 months
@prototypell If i was a time traveler I would go to 2008 and show a bunch of fujoshis that post just to see what they say
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
kindest and most rational bernkastel fan
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
#NewProfilePic ushiromiyaoi
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
11 months
@cupidyohane How dare these accursed lesbians suggest that men getting off to the pain of women is actually bad!!! Burn them at the stake!!
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
too much flirting on my tl i might delete the app and kill msyself
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
WE ARE SO BAAAAACK
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@madoka_magica
魔法少女まどか☆マギカ
1 year
───────────     劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ 〈ワルプルギスの廻天〉 ─────────── 9/10(日)開催 Aniplex Online Fest 2023 にて新情報発表! ▼イベント特設ページ #魔法少女まどかマギカ #AOF2023
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
@willsgardevoir and the cat wins everytime
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
need him to take his meds ASAP
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
We will be pirating
@Stealth40k
Stealth
1 year
Persona 3 Reload releases on February 2, 2024. Pricing Standard Edition - $69.99 Digital Deluxe Edition - $79.99 Digital Premium Edition - $99.99
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@turulip
Fakejoshi
1 year
stop unfollowing me im a girl
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