@Sec_Noem Are you saying a private company got paid for services rendered, then after the fact, you took the money back from them? And you're proud of this too?

@JohnJCrace it's a bad look when you give your silly nicknames to the black woman, but call the white man by his actual name.

@Tesco how are you out of the same items two weeks straight, don't you know how to manage a shop? Maybe stop hiring failsons, and hire from within, people working in the shop know better than some MBA.

@jeremycorbyn Loved my allotment, but hated the culture. They bullied me and sprayed weedkiller on everything I grew so I had to give it up. It's probably great if you're male or don't have a foreign accent though.

@nextofficial seriously, does ad standards have a problem with all the ads with women with fake tits, mostly exposed? They seem to be fine with fake tits, but not with real women!

@bodyform @kingfisherbaker I don't like DMs they are creepy, here's an old and a new packet.

@BBCRadio4 #womanshour please don't tell me my body is "unrealistic", it is my body and it's quite real.

@inlvewithapathy @bodyform My vag is busy but also needs to smell floral

@bodyform if I'm soiling pants I'm gonna stop buying @bodyform I don't need a middleman when I'm ruining my mattress anyways.

@BBCRadio4 stop with the sounds, i went to sounds to look for the archers i missed tonight by 4 minutes and the live player wouldn't let me listen, and got a next week spoiler on the sounds page, how dare you.

@BBCRadio4 #womanshour will this database help when you move from one part of the country to another, and the new police bully you and see you've been raped and tell the town you were on a date with the man and changed your mind the next morning? Or will this make that worse?

@Jeopardy y'all did Mihal dirty, bring him back

@BarclaysUKHelp Great thanks

@Tesco what's up with this cocacola recall, you can see that I have ordered a lot of it in the last few months, you have that data, but the first I hear about it is today's newspaper? What do I do with these bottles I can't return to you because I'm housebound?