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Also finding out that your boyfriend is a Catholic priest from a WhatsApp status is unlocking a new level of character development.
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If you've never watched The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel do yourself a favour.
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Vegetables don’t want us to eat them. If they did they would taste better.
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banyankole men be like “I wanna take you on a romantic date” and take you to Kembabazi
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Not my mom telling us to add marijuana to our steam baths to prevent COVID🌚🌚
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The problem is that Ugandan brides act like they are doing you a favour by asking you to be a bridesmaid.
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Every once in a while I think back to this video and for a moment all is right with the world.
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being the sole breadwinner of my household is too stressful. i’m the only member of my household but still…
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So we really don't have an amusement park in the whole country??
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The bigger the forehead the more surface area for forehead kisses. That's it. That's the tweet.
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It's rude to speak your local languages at a work place where you know there is a diversity of tribes.
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Kids are so disrespectful man. My friend and her 7yo came to visit. Tell me why this kid looks at me and goes," Your curtains are short like you."
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lend*
I wish he stayed home. Its giving “borrow me your blazer for a few n I will bring it back tomorrow morning.”
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yáll ever see some people on the TL and think we would make great friends?
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Posting these everywhere because they deserve to be seen everywhere. 💛💛
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Getting away with this
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Things that must be read with a British accent:
1. Bloody Hell
2. I beg your pardon
3. Marvelous
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There's a reason mate means "coitus" and also "friend"
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Someone fainted during today’s exam and all I could think was same sis, same.
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Why would God give me all this taste in fine and fancy things and not the money to match?
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People on here walk around carrying a lot of bitterness waiting for the slightest slip up.
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to caption my wedding pictures “kumwagizire ngu tindishwerwa ogu ni nyoko?”
Asides from companionship, why do you want to get married?
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everytime i see these tweets i remember our neighbors back home with kids called Graduand and Accolade
Today I met a baby called Editor and I think Bankyankole parents should really stop.
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At this wedding the bride's brother introduced himself and said he's at King's College Budo and everyone said Jubireewo😂😂😂
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I miss the days when 100k was a lot of money. Now it's just a pair of shoes and transport back home
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Barock Obamson
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GIVEAWAY THREAD
Quote this tweet with a photo of you in a mini and stand a chance to win this full package:
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@Milz_Collection
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#WearThatMini
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Until very recently I was on the fence about going natural
#WorldAfroDay
and now I couldn’t be happier with my choice.
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I partied so hard at campus because I thought I wouldn't have time to party after school because I'd be working hard and building my future. Lol wharra joke
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First date question: At A level were you graded with the 25 or 20 points system?
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Try the fermented one
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Remember when we were kids and they said Cassidy's Hotel song was Illuminati because he meant Girl you wanna come to my hot hell.
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This fish of 355,000
@cafejavas_ug
is it a descendant of the one Jesus fed to 5000 men without counting women and children?
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No but why did this guy make a song for my friend ngu hips ninka roundabout ya Wandegeya 😭😭😭😭😂😂
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Y’all ever see someone you almost dated and think I dodged a bullet?
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If you start saving 5k everyday for a year, you'll have about 1.8m. Then you can afford one night at that new fancy place.
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there’s not enough money in the world
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I have my wedding all planned out. I have the dress. The decor. The cake. All I need is a groom
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These are the people y'all marrying and having kids with?? People who treat children their kids' age like they have some killer infectious disease just because they were born in unfortunate circumstances???
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there is a legend who was hit by rain last evening and is about to get hit again this morning all bc capitalism
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it’s funny how christians like to disassociate from Old Testament God while maintaining the God is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow rhetoric
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God needs to bring back turning people into pillars of salt fr
Minister for Karamoja Affairs Dr. Mary Gorreti Kitutu has called upon the youth to be God-fearing and obedient to all authority
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The more I learn about marriage and kids the more I’m convinced I want none of them
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For 100k I can make you 4 of these. So. Give me your money. Please and thanks.
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