jess 🎸🌈
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she/they ✨ nb queer ✨ 30s ✨💍: @fallenfirstman ✨ nsfw + multifandom ✨ current fandom: hellaverse ✨ i block liberally 💖
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📍 hello! 📍i’m jess! this is a personal, multi-fandom feed! it is also a pro-fiction and anti-harassment zone. for my comfort, I block any “inactive” accounts that follow me.
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akjsdlgkalsd it's still so funny that xichen is just like yes i taught myself a neat trick to burn off alcohol with my golden core :) no i didn't teach it to wangji :)
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ppl say “it’s homophobic for a man in a gay relationship to call himself the other man’s wife bc it’s perpetuating heteronormative stereotypes” but what I’m hearing is “I hate gender non-conforming people and believe gender is a binary monolith and also I hate fun”
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the fact that the actor for child nmj is almost as tall as adult ji li will never stop being hilarious
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huaisang saying “da-ge” so much that one of his birds learns how to say it, so the bird starts saying “da-ge” all the time and mingjue always comes running
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the fact that Ignis relocates to Galdin Quay in the ten-year dark is so powerful. he gets as close as he possibly can to Noct, as close to Angelgard as a mortal, non-Caleum can and he waits there for his prince, his king. the love of his life.
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mdzs is first and foremost a love story about wei wuxian and jiang cheng whether you like it or not :) regardless of anyone’s personal feelings towards jiang cheng, wei wuxian loved him so much he gave up /everything/ for him and that’s an undeniable fact
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nmj is the most true to himself and emotionally intelligent member of the venerated triad and ppl still make him into a jock bully caricature to prop up other pairings 🙄
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nmj and lxc spend their teen years only fooling around in the dead of night when lqr is asleep so when they get their apartment together it takes lxc a few days to realize he can fuck nmj anytime. the middle of the day, even! then he’s getting piped on the daily
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milf is a state of mind, not a gendered term, and jiang cheng is a milf
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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is felix hugo fraldarius] oh fuck
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"steve rogers is not a virgin, he lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the uso tour” sorry to break it to you random new mcu movie i've lost track of, steve rogers lost his virginity to bucky barnes in 1935 thanks
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the fact that rude says “it’s nothing personal” before trying to beat cloud’s ass (for reno) despite it being absolutely 100% personal and the fact that reno says “it’s nothing personal, bitch” before trying to beat cloud’s ass (for rude) we love to see it
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glenn fraldarius, all 5’6 of him, stepping up to the starbucks counter to order his tall, half-caff soy latte with one pump of sugar-free vanilla syrup at 150 degrees
miklan gautier, 6’7 of solid fucking muscle, stepping up to the counter and ordering a venti pink drink
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the fact that wei wuxian’s entire transformation arc is catalyzed by the pure and simple fact that jiang cheng being in pain is anathema to him... what’s more powerful than that
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obsessed with the general fandom consensus that nie disciples are not so much loyal to qinghe as they are loyal to mingjue. to huaisang. to da-ge and his didi and if something ever happened they’d leave qinghe in a heartbeat to follow the nie bros
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jiang cheng stans 🤝 jiang cheng antis
not ever shutting the fuck up about jiang cheng
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(noctis voice) I’m noct and this is jackass *climbs on top of a display animal at bass pro shops while ignis stares on in horror*
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alma just goes “what if you had a/b/o reveal cakes” oh my fucking god.
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sylvain has his (substantial amounts of) body hair waxed and felix is none the wiser until they go on a trip or something where syl can’t get to his place and felix is like “you always have this? and you remove it? why? it’s hot” and sylvain is like Ah. I Will Never Do It Again
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all that jiang cheng ever wanted to be was wei wuxian’s bitchy, nagging, milf of a wife
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(redacted) stans be like: ah yes I love the venerated triad! lan xichen, jin guangyao and *checks writing on hand* new mustache
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per my last email -
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is anyone actually surprised that ignis “bones bend easily” scientia has a violent streak? nothing new was learned, canon just caught up with us ignisfuckers gods bless 🙏🏻
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imagine being such hot shit that you have a wife AND get to have lan xichen as your side piece. imagine you’re the man that lan xichen is content to be just a side piece for. this is jin guangyao’s power
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me: i just love that wwx describes jc as "exceptionally handsome"
alma: "exceptionally handsome". ok wwx. close your legs. whore
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tbf xichen is a slut and is, at most times, having a gay threesome
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bearded sylvain makes me *makes unintelligible noise, strips off clothes and runs out in the wilderness to live among the other feral animals whose only instincts are to eat and fuck*
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roscest is an example of committing incest in a god-honoring way. their incestuous love is divinely sanctioned
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normalize straight ppl saying “partner” that way queers saying “partner” doesn’t immediately out them if they don’t want to
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“we need to protect our image and hold a better image to the public” shut up tiffany g. ao3 isn’t a goddamn family playsite it’s a place for exploring fiction through transformative works
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if you refuse to use ao3 properly you simply are not mature enough to be on ao3 ☺️
most insane thing ive seen on ao3
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hades and persephone but hades is a woman. persephone is also a woman. they are lesbians
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i am excited to announce that as of 1/23, NONE of my legal records have my abuser’s last name attached to them. the last hurdle was my health insurance, which was difficult to update due to our state’s peacetime emergency but it’s now been done!!
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there is no heterosexual explanation for why sylvain is wearing a shirt in the fraldarius family’s color after timeskip tbh
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nie mingjue: *exists*
lxc, my, nhs, wwx, jc, lwj, everyone in the jianghu: Sexiest man in the universe. King
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lysithea: el, hubert moved my gloomy bear so it looks like he’s stabbing my lavender hello kitty AGAIN
edelgard: hubert, PLEASE stop moving lysithea’s plushies
hubert, who is in the middle of moving edelgard’s dolls so it looks like one is a ghost haunting the other: wh
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I know I say this all the time and it’s bc i am sometimes (always) thinking about how wwx gave up everything. he gave up his life and livelihood. his chance at immortality. he gave that up for jiang cheng bc he loves him just. that. much.
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if I see one more complaint about shipping charlie with a man bc it “erases her lesbian representation” I’m going to scream bc charlie is not a lesbian!! she’s bi!! vaggie is a lesbian!! not everyone in a same gender relationship is only exclusively interested in that gender!!
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