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To everyone who didn't know what to do when they sing 'happy birthday to you', this man has your answer 😊
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An honest question:
Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying a God he also disobeyed?
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I was so ugly in primary such that I made a boy cry because they said I was his wife😭.
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My problem is that I want to move from not having a car straight to Range Rover😭😭
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One thing about motherhood that no one tells you about...
Suddenly you develop a fear of dying .🥺🥺
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Nowadays, a 13 year old is looking for true love🙄🙄. When I was 13 I was wondering why the moon was following me😂😂😂😂
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No matter how sad their story is , never borrow anyone your money. 😔
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Imagine driving in a car with the same guy you walked with.🥺❤
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Nothing can be depressing like being unemployed and broke. Staying in the house all day not knowing where your next cent will come from. That can actually lead to mental breakdown 🥺🥺. I'm praying for everyone who's not working to get a job. 🙏
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Nobody owes you anything on your birthday, learn to save money and spoil yourself.
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A new relationship will make u feel that u are going to be married next week.
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I have done a lot of stupid stuff on whatsApp but I never went and took a screenshot of all my birthday wishes from people's statuses and put it on my status.
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Our neighbor who has been living in the UK for a year came back yesterday, and she said she can't remember us😭😂
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Guys benikuphi when I drove to the mall with my car and after shopping I Ubered back home ngikhohliwe I had a car 🤡🤡🤡💀🤣🤣🤣
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S/O to amajita that sacrificed their education to make us laugh in class 👊🏽
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When I say I need side hustle, I mean heists and frauds not Avon and Tupperware bathong 😭😭😭.
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Please help me reach 7,5K retweets to get a pair of sneakers from
@topboy_sa
. Oh, and I'll work with them if i reach the target. Ngiyacela🥺🥺🙏
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😂😂I just handed my CV at studio 88 accompanied by an 8GB USB full of house music songs wish me luck y'all
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How can you tell if your partner has slept with another person?
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Parents :where you off to
Me:Am coming back in 10 minutes
😂Me at 05:00 in the morning
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During my wedding you'll be required to do Trigonometry before you eat🤞🏽😌
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Why are some nurses so disappointed once you test for HIV and your results come back negative?
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"Yes I slept with her but I love you" 😌🤨
Uzwe Indlebe Ingasaboni
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There's a lady on TikTok who posts lifestyle content with his husband. Guess what my ladies be doing? They went all out with their investigative skills and found her man on Instagram . They have since sent a bunch of invites to her man. Weirdoooos
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Did she lie? Anyways they are coming for her, even telling her she's the worst singer.
According to them, no one must critique Ramaphosa's presidency. It's a dizzy world.
Simphiwe Dana
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The only pair of sneakers I'll buy in 2022. Please, how much are these?🥺🥺
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I am so obsessed about the reincarnation stories, I find them very interesting.
When my cousin was 4, he showed us where he died in his past life, said the cause was a freak car accident.
Do you have any reincarnation story from kids at home? Please share 🥺🥺
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In my 3 days relationship I have already been given a last chance🙆♂️
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So one day I went to congratulate my colleague who had bought a new car. His response was "LOL, you thought bowuzongehlula wena"😳😳 I was gobsmacked.
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Cooking Oil is not expensive, benitsenga I-Anointing Oil 10ml nge R750 Ku Bhushiri not so long ago🙄😐😑
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Bachelor of Education is an easy course❌❌❌
I am doing a three year course for five years and my friends in education are graduating, empa nna😢😢✅✅✅
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Sometimes it's your friends who keep your enemies updated about you, be careful.
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How do ya'll free yourselves from sleep paralysis? Yesterday, I silently screamed "in the name of Jesus" and that thing laughed at me😭😭😭
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Someone texted me today thinking she was texting her boss. She said she'll be 30 minutes late for work and I gave her the whole day off.😬
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Driver's license should last for at least 15 years not 5 years. This can also help to reduce the long queues in that department. I won't even talk about the corruption.
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@naledy_34877
@RealBlackCoffee
@cpp_iv
When it's Enhle crying here ya'll come with "I believe her" and never ask why she isn't solving this privately .yekelan ma double standards. Both parties should resolve this issue privately.
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Went to Gold Reef City with my friend on Wednesday. We Started with the Anaconda 🐍 ride. The worker fastened all of us and I asked my friend to call the guy to double check if it was tight enough on my side. When he said "ye", the ride started moving 😭😭😭😭😭😭. You don't
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What's a scam that has become so normalized that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore?
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Honestly, most pre-owned cars are really expensive😩 😫
Actually, cars in general.
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I'm just asking myself why are these shops suddenly having so much sales?? Maybe they know something we don't 🌚🌚
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If Simphiwe Dana criticized the Zuma years, she would be all over media for endless interviews, but because she touched the media darling, she is being rewarded with an investigation.
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" FUCK SCHOOL"
Kusho i Genius ithole 99/100
Ifuna lo 1 Otholwe wuwe.
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My mother just asked my younger brother (still at creche) what he wants to be when he grows up. Brothers said "I want to be a moon"😭
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Their relationship is strong because of unprotected sex from day one. Yet when you ask for advice they say communication is key. 🙄
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If a Zulu security says "umthetho awuvumi", just give up. Don't even try to negotiate.
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I'm only left with 1,5K retweets to get employed on my pinned tweet 🥺😍. Please do check it out 🙏
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Why ama fitting rooms angabi namawindow at the back? Siyafa kushisa🥺🥺
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Them : "ubhizi ngan this year?"
Me :uban?
Them : wena
Me : Ngenzen?
Them : uyafunda, uyasebenza or uhleli
Me : kuphi?🙄
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I don't understand how people cheat😏 I mean I can't even find someone to date.
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Betway people, which one yields better coins here? Please help a beginner 🥹🥹🥹
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That "they hit me with an avocado man" clip lives rent free in my mind 😂😂😂😂
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"How much is your salary expectation ?"
How do you answer this 👆 question during an interview?
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Not my sister planning her lobola with her new boyfriend while staying with her old boyfriend. At least I blocked her old boyfriend so he won't bother me after the lobola. 😬
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Motho ka P30 lite le Brazilian hair ya second hand se o re " men are afraid of successful women"... 🥴🥴
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Yes I'm toxic but did I cheat on you? Ok I did, but did you die?😑
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Back in the days , my uncle went to "Thwala" Kwamhlaba uyalingana (KZN) because he wanted to be rich. He arrived safe and was attended by very short people who explained to him that ukuthwala was not a child's play and that the price was R3000 (A lot of money then)
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Imagine waking up at 5 am to prove to people you're worthy of being a wife / makoti ...
Give me zero ma'am .😴
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Why do people in happy relationships still CHEAT on their partner?
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Guys, let's not complain kakhulu ngale Flue uzoze avale iTops lobaba. Ngicela nigulele ngaphakathi 🥹🥹
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So you guys don't feel guilty when you say "babe" to 3 people?
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How did you embarrass yourself on your first date?
I remember we went to Galitos, masfika my date asked me"what would you like to eat?"
I responded confidently "Beef"😭😭😭
He whispered on my ear "no babe, they only offer chicken"🥵🥵
I said ok, go on and order😩😩😩
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Inkinga yenu nifuna emaRelationships aku TV, baya actor lapha😂😂😂
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I remember it like it was yesterday 😆😆. In 2020 I accompanied my friend to her relatives' wedding in Mozambique 🇲🇿 . The food was amazing 🥱🤗.
It was time for the wedding, we wore our beautiful outfits 👠 . Did a lorry 🚚 not pull up to transport us to the venue??😭😭😭
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One thing about security guards, they know all the shenanigans you do at work😭😭😭. Those people are protecting a lot of relationships by keeping quiet , mara one day is one day .
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😂 University is a scam the only people smiling are the ones on the prospectus only
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😂😏"you mean the world to me" says someone that knows 6 countries
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Wena 5 years later , your boyfriend wants to know more about you 🤣🤣 jolani asnamona
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😂😂Yaz you will get yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend on twitter then the location decides to Nyisa you
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