This happened to me once when I was in a shower with 2 other guys 😭 1 dude was sucking my nipples & the other was eating my ass. At the time, I didnt kno I was lactose & had dairy b4 this. I relaxed way too much cuz it felt so good and farted on dudes face 😭😭 so embarrassed
Was peeing at the urinal n this dude in the stall was tryna quietly let out these wet farts 💩 I decided to let the dude know this was a safe space w/ several bassy bubbly farts while pissing n dude then felt comfortable enough to let loose on the🚽 😂😂 I'm a good person 😌
I might be alone in this, but when I hear a dude farting or blowing up a toilet, I honestly just wanna make out with him. Like I'll watch some of y'all's videos, and I just wanna kiss and maybe dry hump a bit 😅
Imma need to post a video soon cuz I started bulking and the intestinal distress I have since I started is insane. I wake up blowing up my sheets, the bathroom, the elevator, I just killed the employee toilet, and now I'm spraying air freshener in my classroom... Like damn wtf??
I'm really getting to a point where I'm not that embarrassed about my fart fetish anymore. I been feeling more comfortable talking about it with some of my close friends. I'm happy to be able to have people in my life I can be open with.
Yo... Same friend that I keep mentioning. We just finished having a picnic, he walks away to throw something away, when I hear this bubbly ass fart in the distance 🥵. He gets back and I'm like... Yo did you just rip ass? And he's like ... Wait 😳 you heard that?
It's crazy how often gas bubbles get stuck between my cheeks 😂. I'll fart but there's always one or two gas bubbles that I feel trapped until I sit down and they roll up 😂 it's nice when they pop on my taint 🥴
I know y'all love them loud and proud farters, but I'm unfortunately super shy about it 😂... I'm here at the gym, and right when I started on the leg press machine, I farted so loud I heard it over my own music 😭😣😅 ... Trying so hard not to look around 😂
I'm so jealous of y'all who are turned on by the nasty smell 😭 I feel like I have half a fetish cuz I'm only into the sound. I've met some hella fine dudes in my past with the prettiest 🍑 ...but the disappointment I feel when their ass can barely talk 🤦🏽. They just blow hot air
Idk if this is just me, but whenever a dude sucks my balls, my stomach starts to hurt 🫧🫧. A guy just came over to suck my 🍆 and starts sucking on my balls. Then my stomach started to bubble and I had to fart really bad 😫.
Q? for sniffers. Do yall have limits to how much stank yall can take? Bc 1 dude I kno had a bad time w/ 2 dudes he sniffed for cuz it smelled like straight diarrhea. 1 dude I farted for once said mines were too stank so I was left there like... I thought this was what you wanted?
omg I have a
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story. Today I was w/ friends at an amusement park & we were in line for a rollercoaster & my stomach started to churn. I didnt kno whether to go to the 🚽or stay. I did the ride & then ran to the 🚽I BLEW IT UP but my friend BLEW IT UP too! More details below
I can't stop thinking about this... Last night, he slept over. We were both a bit drunk. At one point, I farted and he said, "well, if you're gonna fart, I'm not gonna hold back." He lifted his leg and let out this bassy ripper 😫. It was just so hot 🥵
This dude I'm talking to says I need to switch from eating so many beans to eating broccoli, brussel sprouts and cabbage cuz I fart too much ... Should I tell him or should I let him find out??
Avoided beans before the gym so I wouldnt be gassy while working out... Instead my dumbass ate bran cereal forgeting bran has a lot of fiber too, and now I'm tootin' while doing hip thrusts 🤦🏽♂️ ... Wish me luck when I get to deadlifts 🤔 actually wish everyone else luck 😂