my niche is men tending bar in New York who get caught up in the criminal underworld

who woke up at 6am needing to give him an heir (me)

@callumsbutler we have THOTS

girl, go to bed. it is 1am.

@callumsbutler i’ve had a terrible headache all day but now it’s gone and i’m UP and FERAL.

@darlingsebs his waist was made for grabbing

yeah of course i’m breaking in the new ipad by watching dune. duh.

@austheticss need to hook up with him in a bar bathroom

baby, i miss you. come home

@austheticss you know what, so true

RT @wwxwashere:

things you’d look good in: 1) me

@indiefilmgirl you need to remedy that!

@indiefilmgirl the way i watched it like every day for a week when it started streaming😭 just everything about it is perfect. i got obsessed lmao

@indiefilmgirl all so real

@indiefilmgirl he’s my stupid dumb idiot💕

@adoresbutler he’s too drunk to even read it. he just holds up his arm and grunts