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@troytheblackguy
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We're all in 2017 and this nigga in 2017 too he just drunk af or dumb af cause how tf are you going to squeeze a glass bottle
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Bruh whoever run Wendy's twitter need a raise this shit got me dead 😂
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If a fucking shark flys into my living room I am going to be furious and amazed at the same time
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Shiiiiiit bitch if you paying
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I'm down to donate money to the artists that did this
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Dentist: open up. Me: well it all started when my dad left. Dentist: no I meant. Dentist assistant: Wait Glenn let him finish.
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These storms trynna run a train on America like we some kind of hoe
Cat 5 Hurricane Irma now joined by two other storms, tropical storms Jose and Katia. Katia already in Gulf.
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If I'm eating and this girl punch my food I'm punching her through a fucking wall
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Before I opened this I thought a New York nigga made it to Hogwarts
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Quavo really is the Beyoncé of Migos bruh
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The level of disrespect to not have Nelly or Paul Wall on this but Kylie Jenner and Kim K is unforgivable
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So many cold ones that won't be cracked open with the boys smh
NOW: A truck carrying Bud Light has spilled over the US60 ramp to 101 SB. LIVE:
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Nigga got shot 9 times and lived you can be as disrespectful as you want when you bulletproof
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Lil Uzi Vert, A$AP Mob, xxxtentacion, Action Bronson and Daniel Caesar all dropped albums tonight if y'all don't go somewhere with this shit
🚨 Taylor Swift's new single is out 🚨.
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Prince rolling in his grave rn
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Phineas & Ferb used to really hit home for me cause my dad's name is Perry so when theyd say "wheres Perry" I'd remember that nigga gone lol.
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Even Drake is mad about them jumping Lil B LMFAOOOO
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Id be pissed if I paid to go to this nigga concert and he stopped singing and started having sex with the air
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Amber Rose got this nigga so in love he tweeting like his parody accounts
niggas really think a man expressing his feelings to a girl is soft but yall will tell da nigga who gone snitch on you u love him everyday.
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"Dear Lord please protect us from the flame these niggas about to spit" http://t.co/rRfdRGyQ3S.
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"Aye yall I'm. uuuuh. my mom said I gotta come home and fold the dishes I'll see yall later"
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After you beat all other SoundCloud rappers, this is the final boss that awaits you
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Steph Curry gonna wet a 3 from the half court line and get us all killed
Dennis Rodman Is Planning A Basketball Game Between The U.S. And North Korea To Cool Nuclear Tensions
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When you been talking for weeks then she get a man out of nowhere
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Well. I would drown
How would you feel if you were abducted from your home and forced to live in a tank? Orcas don't deserve to be kept in captivity 💔
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2000 babies some ugly headass creatures
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I'm proud of this nigga like he my own damn uncle 💀💀
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Imagine if the roles were reversed and a bunch of guys wrote their twitter names all over a girls ass in her sleep then tweeted a pic of it
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Ciara son mad as hell like "she really named me Future, nigga Future name not even Future" http://t.co/T2oPSxr9Ui.
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Donald Trump answers questions like how I type essays when I can't think of shit but have 3 more pages to go.
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Ya mcm payed $20 to get in the club just to stand by the wall all night and go home to tweet my life is a movie.
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These niggas posted up like they brought in El Chapo
One less marijuana dealer on our streets thanks to Officers Sardone and Winter.
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Ima ask if they serve breakfast I seen the video I know the secret
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You deleted the app just to reinstall the app and post screenshots of you deleting the app on the app
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When she say she with her friend but you cheating on her with her friend right now
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Nothing but respect for MY president
Travis Scott brought a disabled fan on stage in Poland for Butterfly Effect 🦋
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This shit came out in 2002 bruh I'm tired of y'all niggas
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When you lurking and see something funny but you can't retweet it cause you lurking
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Black people play NBA 2k then go to gym & try be Kobe. White people play Call Of Duty then go to school & try go on a 30 kill streak.
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xxxtentacion so damn depressing they dont even give him a beat they just let him do whatever
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"White people dance weird at parties" just proved you haters wrong http://t.co/rn4rJbhjxp.
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Man highkey spoke nothing but facts on Lebron vs Jordan
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When the group chat lit and you gotta get your joke in before the subject change
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It's for my school project I swear
If your kid tells you they need any of these items for chemistry class, they are lying #BackToSchoolShopping #IDontThinkSo #ThursdayThoughts
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Black girls and gay dudes on twitter add a VH1 gif and swear they winning an argument off that alone.
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Bruh I really thought the fish was caught that day smh fuck Ronald McDonald
Since I'm exposing McDonald's I might as well show y'all what y'all really eating. fresh out the freezer.
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These dresses have more protection than a bullet proof vest
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Bruh fuck what the girl doing look at them niggas in the back bruh 😭😭😭
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**sneezes into arm** . People over 30: bless you. People under 30: DAB.
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The lighting made you look white I was bouta get on you
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All she wanted to do was say happy birthday to her friend but twitter just couldn't let her live lmaooo
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**pours pepper**. "Whooooaaa getting a lil crazy with the seasonings aren't we Katherine". #ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies.
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Texas people out here tweeting like Texas the only place that has hot ass weather
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When you wake up and realize you didn't charge your phone through the night http://t.co/3HAtq9Rn6E.
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