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Father, business owner, investor, wrestling fan, heel, i/o psych, folklorist, author, LGBTQ+, lead singer of @burntheriches ! he/him/ftw

Salt Lake City, Utah
Joined August 2010
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Donald Trump is a twice-impeached, convicted rapist, and a 34-count felon. He lost the 2020 election and over 61 fraud cases. He falsely claimed Mexico would pay for the wall, downplayed COVID-19, boasted a nonexistent healthcare plan, and misled about economic gains.
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@elizaskinner That prostitution and all drugs should be legalized. It'd destroy the cartell, remove fear from sex workers to report abuse, and reform prisons for violent offenses only.
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@TonyKhan @AEW @tntdrama Why? Why not do some good stories?
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@ChayaRaichik10 Reading is hard, huh Chaya?
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@tristanbills
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You literally misuse the word "literally" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally.
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@NotBGeneus @WrestleOps @KOTASILENCE Quick with the historic references, props!
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Not gonna lie. I really miss @JRsBBQ on #AEWDynamite .
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I don't mind when a waitress asks, "is Pepsi fine?" when I ask for some coke, but when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying.
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@CitizenMurca @POTUS Not without the threat of violence.
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@smallz_27 @lobomaticus @wilitoB @SethMacFarlane Phizer's funding came from Berlin, has nothing to do with Trump's "Warp Speed".
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@tristanbills
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@NPR Is the FDA considering lifting its ban on gay and bisexual men donating blood?
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@tristanbills
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@AndrewTRich Meh. Still the best in the business. So, whatever.
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@tristanbills
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Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is.
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@AtomicDenny @StinkyVermin @theserfstv Statistically, it's white conservative cisgender men who have been convicted. Full stop.
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@jkw49 @washingtonpost @thelilynews No, the headline is correct.
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@tristanbills
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@127 Sometimes I fight my demons. Sometimes we just cuddle.
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@tristanbills
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How come the more interesting a person dresses, the less interesting they are to talk to?
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@AyooTexanNation @WWETalkTime3 Because every LGBTQ adult was once an LGBTQ kid, and knows what it's like.
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@LeahNTorres It's like a learning disability, I swear. It's so obviously unconstitutional, it should be criminal. I say, make the legislatures financially responsible, personally, if their bills are found to be in violation of the constitution.
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@DryOldFox1 @esjesjesj The exact opposite, actually. Reading is hard, huh?
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I'd date me. But mainly because I put out.
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@lesgold36 Troll harder, bro.
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@griffithsinaz @LauraLaBella13 @charliekirk11 Nope, mostly white conservative cisgender men doing the shooting. Ironically, that group also resembles the vast majority of convicted child sex offenders.
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@KeraBirk Imagine what you could do if you focused on actual problems.
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@ErinInTheMorn Does this horror ever stop? Why can't conservatives just be decent human beings?
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@gruevy @GovCox Yes you are.
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Is there a polite way to say, "I don't give a shit what your God's definition of marriage is"?
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@80sGeek @santuxza @esjesjesj See, and you probably think-- as too many do, that children becoming aware that gay people exist, or that it's even okay for them to exist, is indoctrination. Then all of a sudden that justifies the execution of gay people. That's what is being discussed here.
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@tristanbills
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But, if we educate everybody, who will vote for Republicans?! #FreeCommunityCollege
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@BasedMikeLee I've never heard a Democrat say that we aren't a Republic. I've seen a TON of Republicans who don't understand how we use democracy in our Republic, though.
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@VoteTrevorLee It's all true.
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@realDonaldTrump It's in all caps guys, so you know he really means it.
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I know I sound like a broken record, but @YNAB has improved my finances incredibly. I find myself listening to the Podcast, attending workshops, and... *gasp* reading the Web Release Notes! Now, I have the #budget to buy the book! What are you reading?!
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@KatMartinezUT @BrambleJim There is a third option
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@WWFCounselor The other side.
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@realDonaldTrump So... why have a Press Secretary at all?
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@PaulEthanAiCPA @krassenstein @SFSisters This is awesome. I'd go to this church.
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@VoteTrevorLee Abhorrent and disgusting. That fairytale has no place in public schools.
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@RepChrisStewart Yet, you still won't vote to certify the most transparent and secure election in history? Still?... Still?!
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@tristanbills
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Just found this new app that tells you which of your family members are racist. It's called Facebook.
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There's no LGB without the T, fam. Full stop.
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@RepMTG We advocate for a world where LGBTQ+ kids can grow up feeling accepted, loved, and protected. Leave our kids alone. #Pride #LeaveOurKidsAlone #leavethekidsalone #ProtectLGBTQKids #LoveWins
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@UN @WHO What is the estimated impact if we were to replace 100% of tobacco growing fields with edible crops? Just curious.
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I want to wish my TV dad, @JRsBBQ , the happiest Father's Day this year. Thanks for making my childhood so magical, Mr. Ross. Thanks for all you do.
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Sin isn't real. God isn't real. Heaven isn't real. Be kind to each other because we're all just doing the best we can. Be kind because this is all there is.
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@BillboardChris @fredasavana Trans kids deserve the same love, acceptance, and opportunities as any other child. Leave our kids alone. #Pride #LeaveOurKidsAlone #TransLivesMatter #ProtectTransKids #NonBinary
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@WDHarrison09 @sglockenspeil @laurenboebert @elonmusk Homophobia and transphobia are mental illnesses.
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My order from @JRsBBQ came today! I'm gonna be grillin' me some seitan, blackbean burgers, and smartdogs this week, folks!
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@KeraBirk Where should Buck piss, Kera?
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@LeahNTorres I thought of you, Dr Torres
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So @mikethemiz is becoming one of my new favorites. This dude is gold.
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@Bubblebathgirl @laurenboebert He pulled a gun on police officers. He had it coming.
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@zk_rollup_chad You talk an awful lot about pedophilia. It's weird.
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I felt bad for skipping a few ads on this week's episode of @JrGrilling , so I bought some of @JRsBBQ sauce, mustard, and chipotle ketchup to help support one of my favorite podcasts. It'd be more economical to subscribe to @adfreeshows , though. Maybe not as delicious? Maybe. 🤔
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@gopTODD Fixed it: 2008 - it's unAmerican to express hope that POTUS fails AT PROVIDING AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE. 2018 - it's unAmerican to express hope that POTUS succeeds AT BUILDING HIS EXPENSIVE AND TEMPORARY MONUMENT OF HATE AT THE COUNTRY'S EXPENSE. #utpol #uspol
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@VoxelPrismatic @WhereTrueLoveIs What does that have to do with the post?
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@WalterHudson Anyone who says there's a "normal" is wrong. Full stop.
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@bakang_moremi @14_REdZoNe No, vegetarians do not eat fish. You're thinking pescatarians.
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@RealMickFoley Don't forget, Linda McMahon is head of a Trump super Pac, that brought protesters to DC for the 6th
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Call your parents! Ask them how they're doing, and if they need anything. Tell them you were thinking about them, and that you love them.
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@TheModerndeal These are AI generated. How the Hell do you allow these kinds of scams, @elonmusk ?
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@X96 @RFHKerry Thought you'd appreciate this.
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It's #MemorialDay weekend and #doubleornothing Sunday! It's time to grab a cold Buffalo Bill Cody Beer and fire up the grill for Sunday supper. Nothing will satisfy quite like my succulent plant-based steak recipe featuring @JRsBBQ Sauce! 👉 🥩 #plantbased
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@ForeverRanger91 @TonyKhan @AEW @tntdrama Just watch that audience grow 😂🙄🤣
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@jane_titcomb @intelligencer That's the thing, vegans nor vegetarians eat fish. Not a single one.
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There is no LGB without the T. Full stop.
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As a gay man, LGB Alliance absolutely do not speak for me/anyone I know. I too have been on the receiving end of their bile, bullying & abuse on several occasions. They have done nothing but strengthen my support for trans people & embarrassed many LGB people with their hatred
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I'm suspicious of anyone who doesn't want schools to provide good sex education for this reason.
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Why are so many people against sex education in schools in younger grades? I think it can serve as intervention in child sex abuse and molestation. I think teaching kids about consent, appropriate touch, and inappropriate touch can help them identify signs of abuse/come forward.
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@gopTODD Show me one x-rated book in an elementary school library.
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@brian_lenney Go fuck yourself.
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@nelsongeorge @espiers @soledadobrien Not a single vegetarian or vegan on this planet eats fish, not even sometimes.
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@SpencerJCox I thought it was powerful when he said, "Education is the closest thing to magic in America". I probably don't agree with his politics, but that statement was gold.
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@NauvooHoneybee @sltrib If you identify as a knuckle-dragger, we're not interested is mining that pit where the heart should be for any understanding.
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Just ordered me some @JRsBBQ Sauce, Chipotle Ketchup, and Main Event Mustard. This guy is gonna get his grub on.
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@AlanHasell @LeftyRevolutian @AaronBastani No, they are pescatarians. Vegetarians do not eat fish, a lot of pescatarians say they are vegetarian because it is better understood. But vegetarians do not eat fish.
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@DrJessTaylor I feel the same way about a friend with a mood disorder. They never loose control in public, with their boss, or acquaintances. They only ever blow up on family and close friends.
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For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years.
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@AsCyns @IronghaziStan @Torrificc @carolawesome @whyangelinawhy Vegetarians don't eat fish or chicken, not even sometimes, lol.
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@rickygervais @pupaid Meet Cameron, my absolute bestie. Miniature Dire Wolf.
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@facebook This is what I get every time I try to load the Facebook app for Android. It's been like this for 12+ hours now. #facebookdown
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@FliesWhen @Kathryn0687 No, vegetarians do not eat any animals. Vegetarians do not eat chicken or fish.
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@VoteTrevorLee Hold criminals accountable?
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@MichaelRobison @elonmusk @EndWokeness There is no LGB without the T. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@AP I'm not a violent man, but maybe they should be afraid to deny women their bodily autonomy and basic reproductive healthcare.
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There is no LGB without the T, fam.
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These LGB transphobes don't understand that the leopards will eat their faces next.
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@ambreperkins "Hey, I think you're really cool..."
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@utahjazz Thank you!
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@VoteTrevorLee What if there's an emergency? And, you know precisely what kind of emergency I'm taking about.
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@Jenn_McW @ErinInTheMorn This bill would force some men into the women's restroom, you idiot.
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@madeby87 @marcuslemonis This logo is scary good. I don't know if Marcus is looking to update the Camping World logo, but if I were him and I wasn't, this may have changed my mind.
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@sxmotorsports @K12ssdb And you want the criminals to have more guns. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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